Nobody was injured in an unauthorized banana peal science experiment in high school, but they did have to mop the lunchroom.
Three student researchers put pieces of banana peal under the legs of a chair. One got on it. The other two launched it. The high speed vehicle slid almost the full length of the lunchroom. Not bad for a first run. With small refinements, they could probably traverse an entire hallway.
It left a trail of banana slime the whole length of the journey. The research program was immediately cancelled by the adults and the researchers had to mop the slime.
Over eating.
@yakkoTDI amen to that!
Mandolin slicer!
Took me several times slicing my fingers before i started wearing work gloves for it.
@phendrick I found one of a radically different design which eliminates most of the hazard while using it, but not while cleaning it.
For the things that it can handle, a Mouli is both safe and effective
@phendrick Two words: Chainmail Glove
@macromeh Not sure if that’s a syntax error or a math error, but that’s three words by most accounts.
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https://www.ebay.com/itm/116400027903?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&google_free_listing_action=view_item
“Reversible”, so apparently has an undo function if you make a wrong cut.
Opening a can of pet food!
@lonocat
@lonocat OMG YES!
@lonocat @mycya4me
Getting between my wife and her chocolate stash when her craving hits.
@hchavers that would get you sent to the hospital!
Tripping over dog(s) and/or cat(s).
Thankfully goats are outside critters!
@Clumber that sounds really Baaaaaaad!
spoiled leftovers
/showme nicking a finger while chopping stuff
@mediocrebot You mean amputation at fingers while cooking in the kitchen. Giving some extra proteins awesome creation.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@ItalianScallion Wow, the bot has quite the sick streak!
@mediocrebot that is the worst chopping technique I’ve ever seen. I love it.
All of the above except banana peel.
Accidentally make poison while cooking
@Wollyhop Yep, “accidentally”… at least that’s what you told the popo, amirite? (Wink wink, nudge nudge.)
I’ve done the first two. The third is a fear of mine, but — knock on wood — hasn’t happened yet.
Tripping on a pet
Nobody was injured in an unauthorized banana peal science experiment in high school, but they did have to mop the lunchroom.
Three student researchers put pieces of banana peal under the legs of a chair. One got on it. The other two launched it. The high speed vehicle slid almost the full length of the lunchroom. Not bad for a first run. With small refinements, they could probably traverse an entire hallway.
It left a trail of banana slime the whole length of the journey. The research program was immediately cancelled by the adults and the researchers had to mop the slime.
All of the above but also spilling boiling sugar on myself.
@cbatte Ouch!
Walking along and tripping over nothing.
@ircon96 Mom? Is that you?
grating my knuckles
@DocJRoberts Ahh, making a knuckle sandwich.