@gogrrl I see some dissenting votes in there. I just think they shouldn’t get away with ducking the same laws that any of us would be goosed with by our kindly neighborhood judge/police for just waddling by without noticing the petty city ordinance sign that’s most likely there to collect money from people instead of just. You know. Taxing correctly.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Listen here, officer, I know there are archaic laws on the books against snake oil vending, general charlatans, and yes, also quackery… But I think that you might have misunderstood the term!”
“Dispatch, I got 2 perps coming in. Soliciting and abetting illegal distribution of popcorn on the sidewalk. That’s a code 404, isn’t it? They swallowed the evidence.”
@rockblossom look like American ducks to me. I don’t think they can make it over the pond. House arrest seems reasonable. I’m sure there’s a coop with a run somewhere close
@Kidsandliz ooh. Good point. Somebody messed up. That is 100% not a transport car. Unless it’s the clearest plexiglass I have ever seen. Definitely doesn’t have a cage and they could peck through those gaps if it did
But…we can’t read.
@gogrrl This only works if they are geese and not ducks. Wasn’t sure from the picture.
@gogrrl M R Ducks.
@gogrrl Definitely geese!
(I don’t know, but I like your joke, so …)
@gogrrl @werehatrack Ok ok, I’ll do it.
M R not.
@gogrrl ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
https://njsbf.org/2018/04/23/ignorance-of-the-law-is-not-an-excuse/#:~:text=Thomas Jefferson said%2C “Ignorance of,it can always be pretended.”
@unksol
@gogrrl I see some dissenting votes in there. I just think they shouldn’t get away with ducking the same laws that any of us would be goosed with by our kindly neighborhood judge/police for just waddling by without noticing the petty city ordinance sign that’s most likely there to collect money from people instead of just. You know. Taxing correctly.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“They… They just popped out from under the cardboard box and tranquilized me.”
“Listen here, officer, I know there are archaic laws on the books against snake oil vending, general charlatans, and yes, also quackery… But I think that you might have misunderstood the term!”
“Dispatch, I got 2 perps coming in. Soliciting and abetting illegal distribution of popcorn on the sidewalk. That’s a code 404, isn’t it? They swallowed the evidence.”
Arrested for murder most fowl…
@shahnm
/image guilty crowes
A Top Gun officer, code named Maverick 2, one ups Maverick 1 with not one, but two “goose” RIO (radar intercept officer) in the back seat.
These perps will never make bail. They’re a flight risk.
@rockblossom look like American ducks to me. I don’t think they can make it over the pond. House arrest seems reasonable. I’m sure there’s a coop with a run somewhere close
@unksol Destined to be jailbirds.
Hey officer - you’d better duck before they try to goose you.
@Kidsandliz ooh. Good point. Somebody messed up. That is 100% not a transport car. Unless it’s the clearest plexiglass I have ever seen. Definitely doesn’t have a cage and they could peck through those gaps if it did