My IRK just got delivered, and it’s… GOOD! I’m so confused!
The contents:
2 IRK bags
1 pair of running socks
1 micro-usb cable (I actually need this, now I can wear my big headphones while they are charging)
1 lightning cable (also useful, the one I use for my phone is dying)
1 hand grip exerciser (I’ll totally use it)
1 package of sunflower wall decals (cute! I may use, or may give away)
1 stack of date rape drug testing strips. (WTF?!)
And the best item- a Hamilton Beach Sous Vide & 6 qt. Slow Cooker! And it’s all there and unused! WooHoo!
Thanks, Meh! This was a nice surprise!
@Star2236 fun if you’re in your 20’s. I haven’t had a drink in 5 yrs, so it will be donated to my favorite dog shelter for their raffle fundraisers. At least some good can come from this.
@lisaviolet The generic replacements for this are $12 so not much of a bargain either. I have a bunch of those Swiffer ones- keep meaning to try to bypass the chip and wash and reuse filters.
@sammydog01 I actually purchased that filter years ago, its really nice. Surprisingly quiet - all filters are listed as whisper and then sound like a vacuum this on medium I barely hear. Filters last surprisingly long, most dust gets caught on the pre-filter, once in awhile I vacuum off the dust bunnies from that and the actual HEPA filter was fine for a long time.
@willdavi THE FILTERS ARE MINE, ALL MINE! Whisper your address if you want the Woot snuggie though. Looks like I bought four. I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! I can even toss in Wootopoly if I can figure out how to ship it.
Whoa! Found a big busted up box on my porch today.
Inside was a big silver suitcase that seems to be new!
What a score because my existing suitcase this size has jacked up wheels.
Inside the case was more crap!
• Brio suitcase
• Xtreme fake airpods - look new, charging now
• Alcohawk breathalizer - still sealed with a CVS Pharmacy electronic anti-theft device on it. Lots of rattling going on in the box. Opened up and there’s a popped Duracell battery and dried battery powder everywhere! Device is still technically unused, will try it out after a martini - Brokers Gin extremely dry with a twist.
• Brilliance New York - White Diamond Collection - Diamond Peptide facial creme
• Zoe Ayla Coconut Activated Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
• Vestia Wine Stopper Set
• Cheap Genuine Ruby Diamond Accent necklace and Charm
• Mona B - Vintage Lave Infinity Scarf
•Not pictured is the black IRK shopping bag
All in all, a great haul, much better than the last one. I’m stoked there is usable stuff in this one.
Thanks Meh!
@bobby_zep You’ll be lucky if you can get two or three of the trackers to work (old batteries). But they are pretty to look at, especially the purple ones.
@bobby_zep
Whenever my brother come to joanns with me, he’ll go through the store and set all all the timers to go of at once. Usually right about the time I’m checking out. It’s pretty funny to see everybody running around wondering where all the beeping is coming from. I bet your work would love it if you did something like that numerous days In a row.
Is there any rhyme or reason to who gets what? Do folks who buy 1st irk of meh-athon get best loot? Or is it pretty much a crap shoot, emphasis on the crap.
@yugrudfooz is it offensive to anyone to wear a turban if it’s not your religion?
On one hand that sounds like such a fun random item, I’d want to try it on; on the other I’d hesitate doing so because I wouldn’t want someone to think I was desecrating their religion by doing so
I did really well with this one!
IRK bag
Bliss and Grace professional make up set
Rohs blue tooth over the ear earphones in a nice case
Vremi personal blender
Eternal neck and shoulder massager
I think Meh is having a laugh at my expense. This is the 4th Fuko/IRK I’ve received that is almost exclusively a food saver. My food saves itself thank you very much. I don’t need no more food savers!
@ACraigL
That’s so funny that you have 4. It’s really not though. Are they all the same or are they at least going up in quality? I know I got one from you, my moms using it right now.
@ACraigL@Star2236 be careful with the latching system on the Foodsaver. I broke the cheap plastic latch on the first one I bought here. Got a warranty replacement of the same model. That broke too. That warranty replacement is a newer model and hopefully has a better latch design.
Then of course while waiting for the warranty replacement I win a totally different model w/accessories, in an IRK.
Mine came yesterday, a lightweight little box in pristine condition (although the cheap packing tape was starting to peal back) despite being kicked around Nevada for a couple weeks. All in all, a small pile of things I don’t need:
Black Bag
Sharper Image Wireless Headphones (I have a nice set of wireless Sennheisers already)
Coconut Activated Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder (ick)
Genuine Ruby Diamond Accent heart shaped pendant necklace
Palm Cooler Bottle Opener
PalmNRG Combo Belt massagey thing with electrodes?
Aside from the bottle opener, pretty Meh. No regret, as it’s only $5 and the hunt and capture is always fun, but always delivers the disappointment.
Very happy with my IRK. Makes up for the last one!
I got:
Makeup brush set
Foster and Grant PogoTrack Sunglasses (No camera included but glasses are nice)
Knock off Airpods
IRK bag
and a Breville Vertuo Nespresso Machine with Aeroccino milk frother in a box that has seen better days
@tinamarie1974 I ran the cleaning cycle and it seems to work fine. There was a used pod in it (gross) but I’ll just have to scrub it. I have nespresso pods but they are the originals and not the vertuo, so I’ll have to get some.
Ok our IRK is not so bad if the electronics all work.
Evertone massager with heat and 5 attachments. Currently being charged.
Tzuni wireless charging pad. (My phone is not QI enabled).
1 track R pixel
1 fidget spinner red, flashing lights don’t work.
1 Pacific pearls necklace and earring set.
1 IRK bag.
I took a pic but don’t see how to add it to my post.
If the massager works I’ll be very happy, as last time we got a mini love sac (1 piece) in a pinkish color. Along with date rape drink test kits. So this IRK is much better on the surface.
When my IRK arrived today, all I hoped for were no duplicates from my last one. Meh came through big time.
One black IRK bag (not pictured)
Kathy Ireland six-piece white sheet set w/ side pockets
Tahari sports bra in winterberry/black
Star Wars The Black Series tie fighter
One TrackR pixel
One pair Jessica Simpson dangle earrings
IRK arrived yesterday but for undisclosed reasons did not open it up until today. Looks like this is the booze n’ clawgs edition of IRK! As ever, thank you!.. ?
1 AlcoHAWK breathalyzer – tempted to have a stay home “how many drinks to get to .05” party
1 Child Size 13 white Clawz clogs (why aren’t they called Clawgs?)
1 set of Echo faux Airpods
1 popsicle gift bag
1 pair of Genevive silver-ish hoop earrings
1 black IRK bag
I didn’t have high hopes, but I ended up surprised.
Black IRK bag
Tens unit (ems) with sandals. Brand new in shrink-wrapped box.
Light up vanity makeup mirror. Brand new in box.
Face cleaning brush kit. Brand new in box.
Some more clawz for small feet. Brand new.
I already have a tens, and my feet are giant, so those will be given away. I’m glad about the rest and to get new items was really nice.
Pretty pleased with this haul:
CleverMade collapsible storage crate with legs.
TrackR pixel
High on Life socks
HP printer cord
Bluetooth stocking cap and matching gloves
And one XL black IRK bag
All items appear new…something fishy going on here!
Thanks Meh!!
Best regret I’ve ever had! Thanks for this mediocre surprise!
It arrived in a giant humidifier box (wiener dog for scale).
Inside this sad box I got:
The actual humidifier pictured on the box. Seems much fancier than your typical Walgreen’s model. Excited about this. I think it is discontinued. Let’s hope it works.
Remote control for smartphone to take family photos at a distance.
“High on life” socks
Mini drone (pretty sure we already had this exact model years ago).
IRK bag
Really though. I’ll consider this a win. I can even reuse the box as a wiener dog cave.
The size 13 white clawz (bought these in various sizes for daughter, niece and nephews last year)
A silk pillowcase/sleep mask/scrunchie set
A cordless phone charger
The massager thing pictured above, no box so… we will be using disinfectant wipes on that first… but if it works I’ll be happy I didn’t buy one on here a few weeks ago, and my back will be happy
IRK bag
one black IRK bag
one open box digital HDTV antenna
one open box packet of three second lash magnetic eyelashes
one open box vivaspa eye therapy massager
sooo…my eyes will be relaxed and pretty while I watch tv after having cut the cable…?
actually, I’m kind of excited about the lash thingies, I was looking at some in the BeforeTimes™. now that I don’t leave the house, I’m not sure I need them, but my husband and the dog will appreciate my attempts at image improvement. I wiped down the eye massager and it’s charging. we’ll see if it works. thanks, meh, for small pleasures in these challenging times.
@pippakay reporting back: the eye massager works! there’s no volume control on the music, which could be problematic, but the pressure and heat from the unit is very relaxing. well worth what I paid for it (ha!) and feels like a bit of a treat, even if it looks silly. thanks, meh!
1 black IRK bag
1 Multi-Function Mosquito Lamp
1 Royale multi-purpose ceramic hair brush
1 package HiDR8 stainless steel straws
1 unidentified black vinyl square with fit&fresh tag
The “Features” on the Mosquito Lamp are hilarious; “Special effects lighting technology to protect mosquitoes” and “Full wash is easy to remove the corpse after the mosquito” are two of my favorites. Along with the “Loudspeaker Mute” icon. Wait, what!?
The black vinyl square ended up being a tote bag.
No use for the straws, but one of my nieces will enjoy the ceramic comb.
And, another IRK bag for my collection; thanks Meh!
@davidd13
Those fitnfressh bags are nice, I take them to the farmers market, vacation ( vacation hasn’t been in a long time), craft shows. It’s just nice to have have a bag I can store in my glove box and take with me if I need.
Also I’m one person who needs to invest into reusable straws. As Michigan is phasing out straws, I like to have them in my drinks.
Mailman just delivered my IRK and it was as meh as advertised. The only thing of interest was the pop socket, which was attached before I even thought to take a picture. Wonder if I can attach a foam pad to the massager and use it to wax the car?
@tinamarie1974 Ehh… a 50" HDTV or laptop would put me in a meltier mood. Maybe if I take the rubber covering off I can convert this into an electric hammer? Always wanted to have one of those for some hardcore IKEA action!
I tricked my girlfriend into being excited about the meh-rathon, so we somehow managed to both get one (at different times). Girlfriend (IRK 1) passively wondered if they intentionally sent her “girly” items. I lol’d.
IRK 1: Milan handbag, Biaggi zipsak collapsible (or is it expandable ) luggage, “smart” Thermos I will use to track how much beer I’ve drunk HAH joke’s on me, makeup brush kit, Black IRK bag
IRK 2: Memory foam pillow (can’t remember the brand so it obviously doesn’t work), Air 2 BT earbuds,
a 9.5’ lightning charging cable (subtle joke about the Airport ripoffs? you decide), Monster cleaning cloth/cleaner from 2009, PURPLE FIDGET SPINNER, Black IRK bag
IRK bag
Mary Jane Socks
Sunglasses
Stinky make-up brushes (I received these once before, airing them out in the garage for a week didn’t fix the strong odor lol…they are across the room right now and I can still smell them, donation bin)
and an awesome set of sheets either for my spare bed OR, I might send them to my mother.
@Dakini Looking through my few orders there have been several July fukos they call birthday ones although not all on the same July day. I guess they want to keep us on our toes and to keep checking back.
I didn’t get an irk this month, but my filter for my swiffer continuous clean came from @carl669 !!! This is way better than the crap y’all are getting in those irks! Really made my day. Oh and the new filter is already black and only has 2 lights left. Great.
@willdavi AND you’ll be getting one from me (still), PO returned it, said I can’t just throw stamps on the thick envelope, I have to take it in to the PO. grumble grumble
@willdavi They were kind enough to just have the mailman bring it back with stamps un-cancelled. I had put it in the mailbox in town. Surprised they were nice about it, but we do live in a small town.
I know, I know, it kinda looks like something out of Battlestar Galactica, maybe some kind of Cylon battle gear, but it’s actually a very nice and very heavy foot massager. It was shipped in its original box and Nathan the mailman said, “That thing can’t be that heavy. You don’t suppose they slipped some pasta in there, do you?”
Nathan is very edgy when comes to pasta. He’s already delivered 180 pounds with another 140 coming this week. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I ordered more today.
Nope, there was no pasta – it’s really that heavy. Also in the box were some cosmetic brushes, an Irk phone stand, and a tactical pen. And, the beee - u - ti - ful and always charming black IRK bag.
Thanks, Meh, for scaring my mailman! We had a lot of fun.
@Barney oh I’ve heard of it. i thought it was jus a normal amount of pasta. Just got some.
Is it random how much you get? You can pasta peoples houses instead of egging them
@willdavi Yeah, it’s random. For 20 bucks, you can get anywhere from 10 to 100 pounds of pasta, although a couple of people have gotten over 100 and I think someone got 200 pounds or pretty darn close to it. It’s kind of like a pasta lottery – some lose, and some come out big winners.
Some people have sent A LOT of pasta to the people they know and love(?).
@Barney@tinamarie1974
My mom broke the wooden spoon over my brothers butt. The other brother got soap until the day she asked if he wanted liquid or bar and he choose liquid only to blow bubbles back in her face. He really got a beating after that. Man those were the days when you could beat your kids lol.
@Barney@Star2236 yyeeaaahhh my sister had it broke over her butt a few times. She got smart as she got older, would get it out of the trash and glue it back together. She would then just act like it was horrible, agonizing pain when it re-broke
@Barney@tinamarie1974
I was smart enough to know how far I could push the limits and know when to stop. Plus had two younger brothers that were acting worse than I did. But that did reverse once I got to my teenage years, then I was the horrible child.
I never posted my irk from a month or two ago (I think) so here it is.
Pro cabello 3600 hair dryer- like 100 bucks
Monster screen cleaning kit
4 fidget spinners
And do I have the thing for you. Do you like self torture? God awful pain? Well, the facial hair remover springs are just for you. I got 5. They hurt like hell.
10/10 irks for this! Yay meh.
1 IRK Bag
1 Meh Pop Socket
1 Breathalyzer
1 generic earbud case with generic earbuds inside
1 Vivitar “Vlogger series” LED Ring Light with cell phone holder and tripod
1 giant packing tape failure which, combined with a suspicious amount of empty space in the box, leads me to suspect there was something else included at one point but it either fell out or was removed by an opportunistic postal servant
Overall I’m pleased; weirdly enough, I recently considered acquiring a ring light for non-vlogging-related reasons, but now that I’ve got the gear the pros use I will doubtless become a super-hip influencer who is down with the kids and their Fort Nights.
Tie Fighter toy (This will probably be a gift somewhere along the line)
Women’s tennis socks size 10-12 (Probably too big for my wife but who knows)
Titanium earbuds (Wired so I can use them with my laptop)
A pair of AA batteries (appear to be brand new in the pack but it’s a weird brand and probably old)
Full size sheets (I can actually use these in the guest room)
Black IRK bag.
Got mine the other day. Came in a battle tank box. I was pleasantly surprised to see there was some other stuff tossed in there. A pair of sunglasses, a lightning cable, a necklace, a random razor (ew), and some faux air pods. Oh, and the battle tank! Haha. No IRK bag this time.
I just got my irk!
12 piece Cuisinart Advantage knife set
Very colorful knives and come with their own blade shield!
Revele brand make up remover pads which I needed
Echo brand blue tooth wireless ear buds with a charging pad in rose gold
altigo over the ear wireless noise cancelling headphones in a real nice blue color
Last but not least a black irk bag!
Happy camper here!
May be my best irk yet even without the irk bag! An as yet to be tested propel orbit hd quadcopter with hd camera, shiny green bag, 3 piece lens kit (always wanted to try, never got around to buying), a meh phone stand box with TOCCs Snapcable, and a txumi apple product charger (will need to refind my ipod now that i have an appropriate charger again! Otherwise the car charging portion will be useful!)
My most Meh IRK so far. Still no regrets.
4 Forks
3 Spoons
1 Fluffy girls jacket
1 pair Jessica Simpson earrings
1 Meh face pop socket
1 Obligatory IRK bag
@Barney@sammydog01 my daughter snagged the pop socket immediately. Replaces the identical one she had that won’t stick anymore.
I actually still have a black one somewhere that’s never been used.
@OnionSoup@Star2236 I bought a flatware set on here a couple of months ago that had 12 large and 24 small spoons. I have more spoons than I should ever need…
Are you trying to tell me something Meh? Got my Irk and it is all age defying creams and treatments. And one battery pack which will go to the husband.
-Perricone MD The advanced forming collection for face and eyes.
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Stem Cell chest and neck cream
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Day Cream
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Mask Treatment
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Night Serum
-Secret Collagen African Black Mud Soap
-2 Kanagroo kids toothbrushes
-battery with suction cups
No Irk Bag
Now get off my lawn so I can go try all these fancy creams and treatments.
@tinamarie1974@Vrysen I got one of those Perricone sets in error instead of a product I ordered. Contacted support and waiting for a response, but if they tell me to keep it, what do I do with it? I’m a boy, uh, ~checks~ yes, so this probably isn’t of much use for me personally? Is this something that’s actually brand-name and worth something, possibly as a gift?
@ShotgunX@tinamarie1974@Vrysen
Yes! Perricone is very expensive stuff and very good bc of anti aging stuff it has in it. Great brand. Don’t throw away if they tell you you can keep.
1x irk bag
1x electrical shocking “massage” unit.
1x iphone cable
1x Bluetooth headphones (pink)
2x AA battery packs
1x women’s socks (Special Italian design).
Got mine today… For the 4th time in a row, contents were largely spoilered by the box it was shipped in…
1 black IRK bag to add to my collection
1 black Marc New York leggings, sz large
4 bottles of Poo-Pourri
1 set of fake AirPods in a new/sealed box this time
and surprise, surprise! a set of copper nonstick cookware.
Neither an utterly terrible, nor absolutely amazing haul
@ciabelle
My boyfriend bought those pans bc he’d seen the infomercial one to many times and no they are not scratch free but there’re not the worst pans to cook in.
@Star2236 Thanks, I’m definitely trying to move away from using non-stick coated pans. But have needed a small saucepan for a while, just never bothered to buy one… This will assuage my guilt of procrastination a bit.
Though now I definitely need to try one of those “life hacks” for storing pan lids on the inside of my cabinet doors.
Got mine today.The box size might best be described as “modest”.
One fairly nice fleece hooded jacket. Probably too big for my wife but maybe OK for my daughter.
A kitchen knife.
A spoon.
Three Vestia wine corks - I need to see if I can match them with any of our sundry wine vacuum gadgets.
A sweet little purple-stoned necklace, that I suspect would be a hit with a granddaughter.
A classic IRK bag.
A meh popsocket. I didn’t really care about these when the whole popsocket religious war was going on, but now that I have one, I’m pretty happy.
Frankly, getting a cool robot vacuum in my last IRK warned me not to set my expectations too high for this shot, so I was/wasn’t disappointed. Though everything looks clean and unused, so there’s that.
Still looking for the fork.
So, only one item is dumpster ready. I might keep the watch just for the laugh value of the MSRP sticker on the back of the box. $345. Yeah, that big of a markup? Come on…I was born in the night, but it wasn’t last night.
what meh-rathon were you guys even participating in? I got an old monster Bluetooth s3 speaker (with the power supply and everything, thanks guys!), green shiny bag, meh bag, that lightning to usb keychain thingy, some wine corks and some half way decent ray ban glasses frames. through very little action of my own I’d say I did great
Got a black bag, some cheap Chinese knockoff wireless buds, a window breaking pen, a tfal white ceramic pot with lid, a tfal white ceramic frying pan without lid.
Robot vacuum, 30 second toothbrush that looks like a whitener, irk bag, 24 piece set of makeup brushes, and a brown purse with a huge logo on it that I probably won’t use. $5 well spent, I’d say.
Mine is 2 lbs. I expect a bunch of TrackR thingies, of which I already have way too many. I did receive a surprise second shipment of linguine from pastadrop today though. That makes 40lbs. Still no sign of my penne. I guess I’ll buy a bunch of crap tonight just because I’m basically addicted to opening packages. I also got my case of wine today. It was a big day for shipments from this fine company.
I will post a full recount later, but boy… I lose things all the time, and somehow [pictures @Dave personally packing my IRK after creepily researching me] they knew to give me SIXTEEN off-brand tile trackers.
Got mine on Tuesday. It had the following:
Air fryer
car charger with 2 USB ports
Apple lightning charge cord
a necklace with 2 pendants
a fidget spinner
Overall, I’m pleased with it.
I also got my IRK. I am quite pleased for now. After a couple hours with the karaoke machine im sure either my kids or the the machine are going to have to go.
@jebasiz I’d suggest ditch the kids. If you ditch them with the machine they may not even notice they have been ditched. Then move to an undisclosed location. Your mental health will thank you through those years one might be thinking that surely a jury would call it justifiable homicide. Or that handcuffing a teen to their bed and nailing the window and door shut on a Friday or Saturday night is actually making sure they stay safe and not child abuse.
I am sure if someone from DHS calls a jury of your actual true peers will find you are innocent of all charges and whatever you did was justifiable.
No complaints here.
IRK bag - Black Bags Matter
10’ or so of Lightning cable. Seems to work fine with a 2.4A charger but not one putting out 2.1A.
Fidget Spinner - As expected with dead batteries.
6 piece Amore Essential Oils set - I have no idea what to do with these.
Digipower 5200 mAh power bank - New, works, someone will totally appreciate.
Pharmedoc memory foam pillow - Used it last night and it’s surprisingly comfy and firm. My fat head likes firm.
1-GIGANTIC pink purse - Giving to my wife to use for something or may regift it
1-Breathalyzer
1-Face hand massager thing- which broke after one use
1-Wine bottle savers
MAJOR regret
@jchizmar@Lister So far mine has stated it has arrived in Greenwood on June 6,17, and 18. It has also told me it was being delivered June 15 and 16 (Greenwood is about 7 or 800 miles or something - too lazy to google map it - from where I live)
Mine is out there in the ether somewhere. According to tracking it’s come within a couple hundred miles from here a couple of times, but then it gets off on tangent and heads back to Georgia again. Been traveling since June 1st.
I got mine today, and ordered a new IRK in today’s Meh-rathon. I least I think I got my IRK. It’s a box of stuff I didn’t order, but it didn’t have the IRK BAG!! Huge regret. It’s sort of themed. I got a pair of green socks that say, I’m High on Life with pictures of a few pot leaves, and I got a huge pot. Cuisinart, complete with a new baster. Also a pair of sport Bluetooth headphones. The same that I got in the last IRK, and 1 TrackR thing. The battery is still good though.
I got…
A double set of queen size sheets, brand new (and I have a queen sized bed, so mega score!)
Black IRK bag
Refill cartridges for dog poop leash (2nd time I’ve gotten them, so I guess I should find the leash that goes with these)
Some earrings, already pilfered.
A dr. cool cooling rag
Some neat chalkboard type gift tags.
All brand new and all stuff I can use, definitely worth the 5 bucks meh! Thanks!!!
@theoneill555 Well that makes at least two of us. It sucks that yours hasn’t arrived yet but I am at least glad to know mine probably hasn’t been lost to some glitch.
How come it’s saying I’m not I’m in MVP member I’ve been to MVP member for years now, That’s why They take five bucks out of my account each and every month
@bigtom67 You are a member, not a VMP. VMP predated the membership. You became a member in November 2018. VMP were discontinued in March 2017 to new signups.
@ludiddley4
That makes two of us. I didn’t score one yesterday either. Would be really great if meh could ship my stuff from the last mehrathon though.
Arrived today
Alcohawk breathalyzer.
Olympia Hawk backpack (detecting a theme here) …actually looks nice with lots of pockets/zippers/etc. It’s kind of small and I’m already set in this department… will be looking for a good home.
Vesta wine stoppers…worthless w/out the wine saver.
A few silverware odds n’ ends.
Black Irk bag.
Well for my first IRK I can say I’m thoroughly whelmed, not one but TWO 24-piece makeup kits!
1x black irk bag
1x 24pc bliss & grace makeup brush set
1x 24pc bliss & grace professional makeup set
1x Meh build your own phone stand
1x Swiffer continuous clean air cleaning system
@clcaruthers
I actually bought one of the Wolfgang Puck pressure ovens and it’s kinda neat. I have a really hard time convincing my wife we should use it though
After a supremely Meh Sidedeal IRK last month, I got
Ninja Multicooker 3-in-1 system (slow cooker, stove top, oven) seems new, in factory wrapping
IRK bag (black)
Mystery black box containing a pen flashlight and window breaker
Knockoff Apple AirPods (metallic teal case)
2600mAh cylindrical battery pack
Holy balls meh, thanks. Worth it to have the package tracking claim that it was out for delivery on June 11th and then disappear out of the tracking system until today
@thechinglish check the battery compartment for a little white circle; mine was covering a metal spring under the led section. Remove it and it might work!
@mbersiam They had a story you followed. Fancy way to get us to check out what they had done to the site by having to click through a ton of pages to find them.
Box came heavily damaged, but contents was well worth the $5.
1 black irk bag
1 bracelet - Freyja loves it because she thought it would be too small, but fits perfectly
1 opened box of those little keychain trackers, 2 with dead batteries
1 gel pillow that I tried to buy (and failed) the other day
Mine is still aging - like fine wine? - in Greenwood, IN for the last week. Another order placed afterwards successfully navigated the PB Greenwood stop, so I’m hopeful that eventually this will be released too.
@jchizmar@rm9116 Mine might be there with yours. Says June 6 delivered to PB facility. Then yesterday it said June 17th arrived in PB facility. Then today it said June 18th arrived in PB facility (the 17th statement vanished). There might be more bait and switch claims but I haven’t checked every day. So not knowing the difference between delivered and arrived - not sure where it is. It also has said delivery (to me) June 15 and June 16 and then those two tracking pieces vanished. Probably every one and every thing in PB is drunk, high or both. That would explain it. Maybe.
*2 different kinds of clip on lenses for cell phone cameras
*over the ear headphones
I was hoping to score a nespresso, or air purifier, but this was all pretty darn good. I’m pleased this go around! Everything seems new and unopened, so i can’t complain! Thanks Meh!
-Black IRK bag.
-Purse with battery - kinda nice and mid-sized.
-Neck Rescue “medical grade neck correctiong strips”. Yep. That’s how they spelled it. correctiong. Each strip will give me a mini necklift in seconds. If only all I needed was a “mini” necklift.
-Earrings I would never wear
-Vestia wine stopper things I also don’t have the thing the stoppers work with. Does anyone? I’m surprised I don’t have one because I don’t drink wine. I’m basically allergic to it. So of course, what do people give me? Wine related items. I guess they want me dead.
-Some forks and teaspoons. I actually need these. ALl my forks have turned into knives, like seriously. I’ve got about 4 forks and over a dozen knives. Something weird happened. And I don’t even know what happened to the ice tea spoons.
-Sharper Image wireless TV headphones. These will come in handy.
Finally got mine and I am whelmed.
1 Black meh bag
1 long apple charging cable
1 monster iclean phone cleaning kit
1 pair large Andrew mark sweatpants
2 fidget spinners
1 Perricone MD advanced firming collection for face and eye.
Definately could have waited longer for any of this, but also glad its here
@jmruru turn your phone horizontal. Look for the mountain and sun icon on the bottom. Click it and follow instructions it brings up (eg either drag and drop and upload file).
Holy crap, mine was crazy nice-
Box for Winix WACP-450 air purifier, previously opened…
Brand new, still wrapped Winix WACP-450 air purifier, crazy useful in a house with smokers
Digitalphenomenal. (Maybe broken)
Pogo-track by Foster Grant sunglasses and case
Poo-Pourri
IRK Bag
No regrets at all. Thanks meh, this is phenominal.
My first IRK and I love it!
One IRK bag
One pair of Euro Socks for court. woman’s large (too big for me)
Three Lililux beautiful hair clips
Two C-Wonder womans wallets Spring Building Block
One small Mark of New York jacket that fits perfectly!
Very happy with my first IRK! Got a massive box which turned out to be because of a large hard shell suitcase. Also IRK bag, meh pop socket, two gift bags with popsicles on them, and of course, CLAWZ, which especially frighten me as they fit perfectly.
My first IRK was pretty nice: Luxury 6 piece full sheet set, 8000mAh power bank with Lightning/micro/USB-C (charges via USB, lightning or USB-C also!), dog leash refills (?), CoolMax Italian sport socks for women, IRK bag. Thanks Meh!
I received:
IRK bag, black
Wireless dual phone and Apple watch charger, not an Apple gal but worked on my Android.
Wallet
Queen size comforter. I have received a blanket/comforter in 3 of my last 4 IRKs.
I had no shipping info but today I received a large box from meh. Thank you, so much!!
Inside this large box was a -
IRK bag
A mini set of green Clawz (I could almost use them as a keychain or rear view mirror ornament)
A roll of dotted paper
An Ultra Slim Breatalyzer
and
A Shark vacuum cleaner! (I shall name it Bruce)
/giphy nemo shark
My IRK was held hostage between PB and USPS for 3 days.
We received:
Black IRK bag
Long lightning cable
-for my wife’s nightstand
Purple fidget spinner
-claimed by one of the kids (not Barney)
M Cushion pillow case only
-looks like it will fit a throw pillow
Contour foam pillow with cooling gel
-claimed by me
Thanks meh! This one was actually packaged and taped well.
Mine arrived! Only took 16 days after being recieved by PB. Really pleased with the haul except the IRK bag was missing - which therefor made this extra-extra-meh;
-Bamboo Pillow [queen size]
-Qi wireless charging pad
-extra long lightning cable
-coconut charcoal powdered toothpaste
-earpods
I’ll attached a picture later. Worth the wait. Thanks for the fun! meh, nothing but love for you!
First IRK! Not much regret coming from me other than I hoped I would receive some Clawz
Prestige bamboo pillow
USB high speed cable
Que Design shower head
Ray Ban Eyeglass frames
TOCC snapcable w/build your own meh phone stand
Black IRK bag!
I love it so much!!
Finally got mine.
King sheet set - yay!
Irk bag
Microblade eyebrow brushes - ouch
Resistance workout string things - meh
Wireless charge pad
Wireless earbuds (will try to use)
I got mine a while back but it was so crappy that the packer was kind enough to put in FOUR personal lipstick sized Poo-Pourris. Other than that, 2 pair of kid sized Clawz, one furry hair scrunchie, and maybe something else small and forgettable. The only thing that made it worth the 5 bux, beside the chic black IRK bag, was a pair of Kate Spade sunglasses.
Sorry I did not get a good picture. I regret my life choices but what else is new… in my kit I got: 808 hex encore speaker (somewhat broken, does not hold a charge, still works so winning), one breathalyzer, meh bag, meh pop socket, and some wine stoppers. Neato!
Finally came today after first being delivered to the wrong address.
5 pack TrackR Pixels
Womens running socks
Bluetooth Headphones
Ray-Ban frames
Phone charger purse
Black IRk bag
Not bad.
The 3 week trek to Colorado via Indiana is over. The haul has a little value just not much for me. But the anticipation alone is worth $5. Here’s the haul:
-a trackR enabled dog collar in medium
-a boldly tangled heart shaped cubic zirconium necklace. Now untangled.
-a three pack of platinum sonic toothbrush heads
-a modernhome essential digital air fryer in a beautiful aqua hue. Damaged box but seemingly undamaged.
Here we go: New in box Sharper Image Heated Acupressure Eye Massager. New in Box Sharper Image Tv Headphones. Vestia Wine Stopper Set. Monster Screen Cleaner bottle and chamois. Awesome Black IRK Bag. No ragrets here, not a single letter.
Mine is still circling in GA for some reason. The tracking showed that it was picked up by an agent in my town but then the next tracking said it was back in GA. I may get my Irk or I may not.
/giphy lost in transit
@Kidsandliz@theoneill555@tnhillbillygal I mail stuff with tracking all the time to my clients-anytime I’ve gotten a delivery exception it was not good news. Got that message one time when a package I sent to Maryland was out for delivery in Ohio and luckily some sharp postal employee noted that was not correct and it got rerouted. So a guaranteed two day delivery ended up being 10 days.
Mine just arrived this morning and I’m shocked at how good this IRK was.
Anker 20100 portable charger - sold on Meh for $24
Bamboo Travel Pillow - on SideDeal for $19
Eternal Neck & Shoulder Massager - on Meh for $25
Royale Ceramic Hair Brush - on MorningSave for $29
Mine arrived today and it was fabulous! It’s dispersed throughout the house so no pics, but contained the following:
1 black IRK bag
Joy Mangano hard-sided luggage in XL and medium (carryon) sizes, both with garment bag inserts
Pogo sunglasses by Foster Grant
Stinky makeup brushes
Alcohawk breathalyzer
After the 14 day Quarantine in Greenwood, IN it has arrived! It’s probably one of the best (most items I’ll actually use) IRKs I’ve received. Despite not getting the tote bag.
-10 piece glass storage set (5 containers with lids)
-2 sets of arm warmers
-1 long lightning cable
-1 ruby heart necklace
-1 fidget spinner
Got ours today.
Joy Iman pink bag
IRK black bag
Shiny green bag
Neck massager!!
Coconut activated charcoal teeth whitening powder
Dr. Cool instant cooling towel
2x AA batteries
?? Palm pad with sticky tape on back
Palm Massager… for your feet? Snagged by granddaughter for a friend.
Victor & Victoria (who?) Iconic (cause it has columns?) double wall mug small. Wife grabbed it.
AlcoHawk breathalyzer. Perfect for teetotalers! Granddaughter says she’s going to torment all her friends with it. Major win.
Utter garbage tacticool pen. From left to right: Point (glass breaker?), Seriously unsharp knife (the “edge” is as flat as the back), Pen (does NOT screw back into the handle), Body, Flashlight. Two spare sets of batteries, one leaking. Bravo Meh! Absolutely perfect! Straight into the garbage. Couldn’t get granddaughter to take it.
Gowise 3.7 qt air fryer (new in box, opened just to stuff other stuff in)
Emergency tool (flashlight, pen, glass breaker)
About 15 Trackr Pixels (are the batteries in these going to be dead? The web site says Trackr will replace them. Any advice appreciated!)
Monster screen cleaner and cloth
“High on Life” socks (you’d probably have to be high on something other than life to wear these)
Black IRK bag
@liz@sammydog01 Yup. I cut holes into premise canned biscuit dough, dip them into sugar/cinnamon mix and then it only takes about 4 minutes for air fried deliciousness.
@kuoh@liz@sammydog01 I use whatever brand, it doesn’t matter. Even generic works fine. 360 or so, but I’ve used 400. I’ve tried it various ways, from making the biscuits and then rolling them in butter and cinnamon sugar, etc, but I actually like it when the sugar is a bit more glaze-like.
@juststephen@sammydog01 made some donuts/pastries this weekend that were awesome! 350/6mins for donuts made of biscuits (flipping halfway) and rolled in cinnamon sugar was PERFECT. Thanks for the protip!
Arrived appropriately (by PB standards) smashed, open and without enough tape to even have a chance of arriving unopened.
The tape problem started at the Meh end of things though as there was only about 6" on an 18" long box and it was mostly all on one side of the bottom flap (none went over an edge either) and half not on both flaps so only had about 3" actually sort of holding the bottom shut. PB finished it off by smashing one corner and side accordion style which led the missing tape part of the bottom to gap open by about 8" deep on one side. Had a ‘not our fault this is trashed blame someone else’ post office tag. Who knows what fell out as it only weighed 1/2 of what the tracking said it would weigh:
Irk bag (black) that was caught on something sticky on the door mat plastic (never thought I’d say thank goodness for sticky)
New door mat with drinking theme (live in apt so can’t use and don’t drink but if the students actually come back to school I am sure some frat member would like it)
Wondering what, or collection of what, fell out that weighted nearly 5 pounds.
Of course once a number of years ago I received a completely empty box with no tape holding it shut so this is at least a little better than that. Sigh.
@Star2236 It happens. There is at least one other person whose irk box was basically open due to failure to use enough tape too. Meh doesn’t do anything unless the box is completely empty and mine was not. Several years ago I got a completely empty box (again USPS sticker of not our fault) with a fuko for the same reason. Meh sent me some stickers, bag and one other meh branded item since the box was empty. And another time a box crushed badly enough the USPS put a damaged we didn’t do it sticker on it. Amazingly when I opened the box everything inside was OK. For as many boxes as go out I am surprised that more of us don’t have that problem.
I got the Pillow, a light up fidget spinner that does not light up, a long lightning charger, and the gadget that holds your phone around your neck that my wife actually said she could use…not a bad haul.
@isz@sammydog01 Others are telling them that too. And from what I have read on here they are sending them out when they accidentally get left out. I think it was the early announcement of this included the bag as the only thing guaranteed.
Mine turned out to be kinda interesting. I received:
-black IRK bag
-1 pair woman’s socks
-2 pack striiv bio 2 activity smart watch thingies
-3 pack smart outlets
-palm massager with dandles
Overall kinda interesting and a nice haul, but I’m not sure I will use anything but the bag.
The watch can’t be seen be my phone, but another phone can.
The smart outlets need my wifi password and I’m a bit Leary of giving it.
I’ve never used a massager like that, and am not sure I want to.
I will use the IRK bag, and the wife does use socks.
@D_a_v_e I would assume the outlets need your Wi-Fi password so that they won’t be on an open network. You wouldn’t want anyone turning on and off your lights just to fuck with you would you?
@D_a_v_e
I live in an apartment and they didn’t change the locks when I moved in. I keep coming home and the toilet seat was up, I’m a girl, live by myself so the seats always down. At first I just dismissed it bc I thought maybe my boyfriend (who has a key stopped by or something) but when it kept happening it really freaked me out especially when I would just run out to the store real quick. They changed the locks and now keep the key in the managers office so they have to ask me every time someone comes in. It’s stopped but it was really creepy. They swear it wasn’t maintenance either.
Finally got my IRK today! I didn’t get a bag, but something even better… a meh pop socket!
I also got a face cream and cute Bobby pins (I’m a lady, so these will be used), that kids’ 50 audiobook pack that I already bought a long time ago, fake AirPods, a tv antenna, a bottle opener you screw on to the wall or something and holiday flavor jelly belly! Overall, I’m pretty happy.
Mine’s either “delivered to Pitney Bowes facility” or “Picked up and processed by agent” (who knows which of these is true in this reality). Still hoping this package exists and will eventually get here… It is so exciting to manage to get an order in for one of these damn things so if it’s lost I’m going to be very upset.
@llphn@maxnl@tofarber Don’t get your hopes up too high. I’ve had fake delivery times too. Although if it shows up on the USPS site then it is more likely to be true.
Just arrived. Box a little mangled but re-taped ok. I scored big time on this one! Got a three-piece luggage set, two 12-piece make up brush sets, a gift bag and the IRK bag. Hot dang!! Thanks meh!
Got this awhile back but I just remembered that I never posted it.
-1x fake Air Pods. The power button is missing from one of them, but putting it in the charger worked to turn it on/off.
-1x Monster Screen cleaner
-1x Cooling women’s socks
-1x Black purse with a scarf tied to it and a power bank inside. The purse is heading to Goodwill. I thought we’d salvage the power bank, but it doesn’t hold a charge and closer examination reveals the battery inside is swollen, so I’ll properly dispose of that (no problem Meh).
My IRK box was FULL of MONEY !!! Twenty lbs of Benjamins packed around a 9mm stuffed inside an IRK bag along with a thank you note from a guy named Carlos inside a box of Cuban cigars and a 64 oz can of coke.
Just arrived… a while ago. I think this is the April one
1 - Black IRK bag
1 - Black lace infinity scarf
1 - Set of screen cleaner kits
1 - TriPod thingy
1 - Power Strip
Also just arrived… a few weeks ago. The May box
1 - Air fryer
1 - Black IRK bag
1 - Tactical flash light
1 - Set of hair clips
1 - Pair of Rayban glasses
1 - Build your own phone stand with something that I’m not really sure what it is included to the left of the box.
Thanks to meh for my latest IRK. Some of the stuff looks like it might be useful.
1 x black irk bag
1 x ultra-thin hdtv antenna
1 x yew stuff light up preschool backpack
1 x zoe ayla coconut activated charcoal teeth whitening powder
1 x gold lightning cable
1 x smart bracelet
@Lister Since so many have arrived or are caught in the PB’s alternative reality for 4 or 5 weeks and counting, you might want to contact customer support to see what is going on.
@Kidsandliz I have been in contact for a few weeks. They just now said they are marking it as “lost” and refunding my $5. It apparently hasn’t shipped anywhere so it can’t be lost. I don’t like losing an IRK this way. I would rather they said it must have been misplaced but they are sending me one now. I’m sure they have some junk in the warehouse corners and a bag.
@Lister Just sent a note to Cust Service yesterday. Mine sat for 2 weeks kick started for 2 days to circle back to a previous stop and has now sat again for 2 weeks. I am hoping it shows but not sure
Mine arrived an hour ago:
Joy Mangano Hardside Carry-On Luggage & XL Dresser Set
scalp massaging brush
makeup brush set
small roll of gold houndstooth wrapping paper
irk bag
thanks meh!
it’s been a weird few months for deliveries, I’ve had stuff from the UK take 3 months. 2 months from texas is a new record, though.
Mine just arrived. It wasn’t instant. And not much regret, nothing I would have ordered, but nothing useless either.
Not sure I need two breathalyzers… 3 since I actually ordered one when it was for sale here. I mean, I haven’t been drinking that much…
Black bag
Oil diffuser
Knock off air pods
So out of nowhere my Mid-May IRK arrived today. Seriously, it went from processing yesterday to shipped and delivered today. I had completely given up and Meh had even refunded my money a week or so ago. But man, was it worth the wait! Some wall stickers, a pair of XL running socks that may be too big, some resistance bands, bluetooth earbuds, and the Rock Solid RS2200 whole body vibration machine. That thing alone goes for almost $200 on Morning Save. It is missing the remote and I haven’t plugged it in yet but I’m sure it works, right?!
So my Mid-May IRK just arrived today, after quite a trip that started on June 1st. It seems it traveled from TX, to IN, to IL, to back to IN, to CO, back to IN, to AZ, and finally back to CO. The box did have 2 address labels on it, mine in CO and an old one for AZ, but it finally made it to its final destination. Contents as follows:
Black IRK bag
Monster travel-size display cleaner
Build your own phone stand
HP/Monster USB cable for Printer/Scanner/etc
and finally a
Secura 5-in-1 HEPA Air Purifier Cleaner
I spent all day on the mehrathon trying to win that? Woo lucky to have failed.
/giphy dodged the bullet

@Mpulse7 uh you didn’t see the last round of IRKs, there definitely will be worse
@Mpulse7 Keep telling yourself that.
These things shipped? Still waiting for mine to ship, a breathalyzer would be fun, I wonder what the high score is
@MrMikenIkes Ooh! I wanna play!!
I got similar IRK. Didn’t get a gift bag. Got a Vestia wine stopper set instead and the Clawz are black.
My IRK just got delivered, and it’s… GOOD! I’m so confused!

The contents:
2 IRK bags
1 pair of running socks
1 micro-usb cable (I actually need this, now I can wear my big headphones while they are charging)
1 lightning cable (also useful, the one I use for my phone is dying)
1 hand grip exerciser (I’ll totally use it)
1 package of sunflower wall decals (cute! I may use, or may give away)
1 stack of date rape drug testing strips. (WTF?!)
And the best item- a Hamilton Beach Sous Vide & 6 qt. Slow Cooker! And it’s all there and unused! WooHoo!
Thanks, Meh! This was a nice surprise!
@Pony TWO bags?
@blaineg Yep- I think that’s the second time that’s happened, too.
@Pony Hey that might be my hand exerciser that meh lost and never delivered sometime back.
At least I’m not alone with regret. I never thought I’d see the day where an irk was worse than a boc. That’s what makes me laugh the most.
@icydemon
Breathalyzer could be fun, at least for my friends it would be.
@Star2236 fun if you’re in your 20’s. I haven’t had a drink in 5 yrs, so it will be donated to my favorite dog shelter for their raffle fundraisers. At least some good can come from this.
@icydemon
We’re in our late 30’s but when we all get together probably act like we’re in out 20’s.
I just got tracking and my weight is a whopping 4lb 8oz. Slightly concerned I am going to get a box full of crocs and date tape drug tests.
@tinamarie1974 Mine isn’t three pounds. You jealous? lol…
@lisaviolet what does your weigh?
@tinamarie1974 sorry for stupid question. But I am unable to check the weight of my irk any where where. How to find that?
Just got my shipping notice… Pitiful Blows. I’ll check back in a month.
Mine came today:

-Air filter
-lightning cable (gold!)
-cheap necklace
-crazy heavy earrings
-Meh face pop socket
-bag
THANKS MEH! I LOVE IT!
@sammydog01
Maybe you’ll actually be able to buy/replace air filters for that.
@Star2236 I checked- you can even buy knock-offs.
@sammydog01 Nice. The air cleaner I bought, the Swiffer, just used its last filter and I’m not spending $7.50 a month for a filter for it.
I’m officially jelly at your win. My box isn’t even three pounds, so I’m not at all excited about it at this point.
@lisaviolet The generic replacements for this are $12 so not much of a bargain either. I have a bunch of those Swiffer ones- keep meaning to try to bypass the chip and wash and reuse filters.
@sammydog01 I actually purchased that filter years ago, its really nice. Surprisingly quiet - all filters are listed as whisper and then sound like a vacuum this on medium I barely hear. Filters last surprisingly long, most dust gets caught on the pre-filter, once in awhile I vacuum off the dust bunnies from that and the actual HEPA filter was fine for a long time.
@sammydog01 YOU HAVE SWIFFER FILTERS!!! Can I come over? You have everything I want!!!
@willdavi THE FILTERS ARE MINE, ALL MINE! Whisper your address if you want the Woot snuggie though. Looks like I bought four. I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! I can even toss in Wootopoly if I can figure out how to ship it.
@sammydog01


YAY! OK
/giphy YAY
/giphy you dont have a problem
Whoa! Found a big busted up box on my porch today.

Inside was a big silver suitcase that seems to be new!

What a score because my existing suitcase this size has jacked up wheels.
Inside the case was more crap!

• Brio suitcase
• Xtreme fake airpods - look new, charging now
• Alcohawk breathalizer - still sealed with a CVS Pharmacy electronic anti-theft device on it. Lots of rattling going on in the box. Opened up and there’s a popped Duracell battery and dried battery powder everywhere! Device is still technically unused, will try it out after a martini - Brokers Gin extremely dry with a twist.
• Brilliance New York - White Diamond Collection - Diamond Peptide facial creme
• Zoe Ayla Coconut Activated Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
• Vestia Wine Stopper Set
• Cheap Genuine Ruby Diamond Accent necklace and Charm
• Mona B - Vintage Lave Infinity Scarf
•Not pictured is the black IRK shopping bag
All in all, a great haul, much better than the last one. I’m stoked there is usable stuff in this one.
Thanks Meh!
Well I will say this IRK was way better than the last…So thank you Meh!
-Classy IRK bag
-fit&fresh collapsible bin
-18 TrackR Pixels
-Tactical pen/glass breaker/flashlight
-A pair of socks for a behemoth sized small woman
Don’t know what to do with all the trackers. Right now my best idea is to place them in different areas at work and have them ring every so often.
Thanks again!
@bobby_zep You’ll be lucky if you can get two or three of the trackers to work (old batteries). But they are pretty to look at, especially the purple ones.
@bobby_zep
Whenever my brother come to joanns with me, he’ll go through the store and set all all the timers to go of at once. Usually right about the time I’m checking out. It’s pretty funny to see everybody running around wondering where all the beeping is coming from. I bet your work would love it if you did something like that numerous days In a row.
Is there any rhyme or reason to who gets what? Do folks who buy 1st irk of meh-athon get best loot? Or is it pretty much a crap shoot, emphasis on the crap.
@Mpulse7 crap shoot.
@Mpulse7 emphasis on the crap.
Thanks meh!
I would of never guessed there was more
3.70 qt Gowise airwise fryer
Irk bag!
Random bag!
A turban
Tactical pen!
@yugrudfooz A turban? Pics please
@yugrudfooz is it offensive to anyone to wear a turban if it’s not your religion?
On one hand that sounds like such a fun random item, I’d want to try it on; on the other I’d hesitate doing so because I wouldn’t want someone to think I was desecrating their religion by doing so
@OnionSoup oh! It’s a twist hair turban to dry hair.
I did really well with this one!
IRK bag
Bliss and Grace professional make up set
Rohs blue tooth over the ear earphones in a nice case
Vremi personal blender
Eternal neck and shoulder massager
Thanks Meh!
@AnnaB
That’s a nice haul.
I think Meh is having a laugh at my expense. This is the 4th Fuko/IRK I’ve received that is almost exclusively a food saver. My food saves itself thank you very much. I don’t need no more food savers!
@ACraigL
That’s so funny that you have 4. It’s really not though. Are they all the same or are they at least going up in quality? I know I got one from you, my moms using it right now.
@ACraigL that is crazy and how is that even possible. You need to go buy a lottery ticket!
@Star2236 The one I sent you is better. This is a tiny guy.
@tinamarie1974 I would, but I’m pretty sure I’d win a food saver.
@ACraigL Interested in selling one?
@ACraigL
Thanks
@sammydog01 You can have it for shipping. Whisper me where it needs to go and I’ll let you the ship cost.
Here’s the haul. It shipped in the Food Saver box. Ugh.

Here’s the other two I have, all from IRKs, not including the one I already gave away to @Star2236

@ACraigL Dibs on the next one you get
Really want one for sous vide.
/giphy sous vide

@dzieciom You can have the big-boy pictured on the left, above, but it will be a fortune to ship (probably)
@ACraigL I’ll rephrase to, dibs on the next reasonably sized one you get
Working with limited space so that is definitely too bug but I appreciate the offer and am sad I cannot accept.
/giphy thicc

@ACraigL I got a foodsaver and was thrilled. It’s my first one though. After one It’s pretty useless.
@ACraigL @Star2236 be careful with the latching system on the Foodsaver. I broke the cheap plastic latch on the first one I bought here. Got a warranty replacement of the same model. That broke too. That warranty replacement is a newer model and hopefully has a better latch design.
Then of course while waiting for the warranty replacement I win a totally different model w/accessories, in an IRK.
So I have 2 broken ones and 2 new working ones.
@ACraigL ooooo i want an orange bag so baaaaaaad!

Mine came yesterday, a lightweight little box in pristine condition (although the cheap packing tape was starting to peal back) despite being kicked around Nevada for a couple weeks. All in all, a small pile of things I don’t need:
Black Bag
Sharper Image Wireless Headphones (I have a nice set of wireless Sennheisers already)
Coconut Activated Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder (ick)
Genuine Ruby Diamond Accent heart shaped pendant necklace
Palm Cooler Bottle Opener
PalmNRG Combo Belt massagey thing with electrodes?
Aside from the bottle opener, pretty Meh. No regret, as it’s only $5 and the hunt and capture is always fun, but always delivers the disappointment.

Dusty likes the bag:

@stolicat …ARE YOU THREADENING ME
@dvermilion @stolicat We need a new thread. Cats sitting on irk, fuku and fuko bags and cats in boxes of same.
@dvermilion @Kidsandliz Hey now, no threadening intended, plenty of bags to go around!

you’re an all-star
@Kidsandliz @stolicat me and my son couldn’t possibly agree more
Very happy with my IRK. Makes up for the last one!
I got:
Makeup brush set
Foster and Grant PogoTrack Sunglasses (No camera included but glasses are nice)
Knock off Airpods
IRK bag
and a Breville Vertuo Nespresso Machine with Aeroccino milk frother in a box that has seen better days
Thanks Meh!!
@jmoor783 box pic
@jmoor783 but does it work?
@tinamarie1974 I ran the cleaning cycle and it seems to work fine. There was a used pod in it (gross) but I’ll just have to scrub it. I have nespresso pods but they are the originals and not the vertuo, so I’ll have to get some.
@jmoor783 agree…gross! But at least it works! Congrats
@jmoor783 @tinamarie1974 Ooh, welcome to the world of winning a razor and paying for blades!
Ok our IRK is not so bad if the electronics all work.
Evertone massager with heat and 5 attachments. Currently being charged.
Tzuni wireless charging pad. (My phone is not QI enabled).
1 track R pixel
1 fidget spinner red, flashing lights don’t work.
1 Pacific pearls necklace and earring set.
1 IRK bag.
I took a pic but don’t see how to add it to my post.
If the massager works I’ll be very happy, as last time we got a mini love sac (1 piece) in a pinkish color. Along with date rape drink test kits. So this IRK is much better on the surface.
How do I add my pic?
@dtwsportsfan turn phone sideways before trying to add a comment. You will see the options.
@tinamarie1974 thanks for the tip, Tinamarie.
Ok here’s the pic of our IRK.
@dtwsportsfan oh wow someone is going to have fun tonight.
@Felton10 it’s says to let it charge for 24hours before use so no fun tonight but Friday will have a afternoon delight.
@Felton10 the massager works great. I don’t know how long the charge last though.
When my IRK arrived today, all I hoped for were no duplicates from my last one. Meh came through big time.
One black IRK bag (not pictured)
Kathy Ireland six-piece white sheet set w/ side pockets
Tahari sports bra in winterberry/black
Star Wars The Black Series tie fighter
One TrackR pixel
One pair Jessica Simpson dangle earrings
Love it all, thanks, Meh!
I don’t have pics right now but I received:
And with that, my streak of ordering an IRK before the last one is delivered has come to an end.
Thanks, Meh!
Mine’s kind of on the move but I can’t find the weight…just left Texas on the 10th…fingers crossed!
I was Sooooooooooooooo happy. I’ve tried the Hoverboard and it works great.
Thanks, Meh!!
@jewelshound I always wanted a hoverboard from an Irk. Congrats!
IRK arrived yesterday but for undisclosed reasons did not open it up until today. Looks like this is the booze n’ clawgs edition of IRK! As ever, thank you!.. ?
1 AlcoHAWK breathalyzer – tempted to have a stay home “how many drinks to get to .05” party
1 Child Size 13 white Clawz clogs (why aren’t they called Clawgs?)
1 set of Echo faux Airpods
1 popsicle gift bag
1 pair of Genevive silver-ish hoop earrings
1 black IRK bag
I didn’t have high hopes, but I ended up surprised.
Black IRK bag
Tens unit (ems) with sandals. Brand new in shrink-wrapped box.
Light up vanity makeup mirror. Brand new in box.
Face cleaning brush kit. Brand new in box.
Some more clawz for small feet. Brand new.
I already have a tens, and my feet are giant, so those will be given away. I’m glad about the rest and to get new items was really nice.
Rocket would like to show off her IRK.
Certainly a better box than the last one!
@smigit2002 I have the blender - it’s for small stuff, no ice cubes but works pretty well for juicing up things.
Good girl, Rocket!
Pretty pleased with this haul:
CleverMade collapsible storage crate with legs.
TrackR pixel
High on Life socks
HP printer cord
Bluetooth stocking cap and matching gloves
And one XL black IRK bag
All items appear new…something fishy going on here!
Thanks Meh!!
Best regret I’ve ever had! Thanks for this mediocre surprise!
It arrived in a giant humidifier box (wiener dog for scale).
Inside this sad box I got:
Really though. I’ll consider this a win. I can even reuse the box as a wiener dog cave.
@funkylizard such a cute puppy!!
@funkylizard I want to play with your wiener!
No photo, we got
The size 13 white clawz (bought these in various sizes for daughter, niece and nephews last year)
A silk pillowcase/sleep mask/scrunchie set
A cordless phone charger
The massager thing pictured above, no box so… we will be using disinfectant wipes on that first… but if it works I’ll be happy I didn’t buy one on here a few weeks ago, and my back will be happy
IRK bag
one black IRK bag
one open box digital HDTV antenna
one open box packet of three second lash magnetic eyelashes
one open box vivaspa eye therapy massager
sooo…my eyes will be relaxed and pretty while I watch tv after having cut the cable…?
actually, I’m kind of excited about the lash thingies, I was looking at some in the BeforeTimes™. now that I don’t leave the house, I’m not sure I need them, but my husband and the dog will appreciate my attempts at image improvement. I wiped down the eye massager and it’s charging. we’ll see if it works. thanks, meh, for small pleasures in these challenging times.
@pippakay reporting back: the eye massager works! there’s no volume control on the music, which could be problematic, but the pressure and heat from the unit is very relaxing. well worth what I paid for it (ha!) and feels like a bit of a treat, even if it looks silly. thanks, meh!
One of the more fun IRK’s in a while:
1 black IRK bag
1 Multi-Function Mosquito Lamp
1 Royale multi-purpose ceramic hair brush
1 package HiDR8 stainless steel straws
1 unidentified black vinyl square with fit&fresh tag
The “Features” on the Mosquito Lamp are hilarious; “Special effects lighting technology to protect mosquitoes” and “Full wash is easy to remove the corpse after the mosquito” are two of my favorites. Along with the “Loudspeaker Mute” icon. Wait, what!?
The black vinyl square ended up being a tote bag.
No use for the straws, but one of my nieces will enjoy the ceramic comb.
And, another IRK bag for my collection; thanks Meh!
@davidd13 I’m glad finally there are products on the market to protect the mosquitos.
@davidd13
Those fitnfressh bags are nice, I take them to the farmers market, vacation ( vacation hasn’t been in a long time), craft shows. It’s just nice to have have a bag I can store in my glove box and take with me if I need.
Also I’m one person who needs to invest into reusable straws. As Michigan is phasing out straws, I like to have them in my drinks.
Mailman just delivered my IRK and it was as meh as advertised. The only thing of interest was the pop socket, which was attached before I even thought to take a picture. Wonder if I can attach a foam pad to the massager and use it to wax the car?
KuoH
@kuoh a “personal massager” ?
@tinamarie1974 That’s what the instruction manual calls it.
“Prospera’s PL021 Personal Massager is a user friendly product. If you follow the operating manual, this product will last for a long time.”
Well that’s comforting to know at least.
KuoH
@kuoh should melt your tension away lol. Enjoy!
@tinamarie1974 Ehh… a 50" HDTV or laptop would put me in a meltier mood. Maybe if I take the rubber covering off I can convert this into an electric hammer? Always wanted to have one of those for some hardcore IKEA action!
KuoH
@kuoh @tinamarie1974 from the sounds of it you could already have hardcore action with no modifications needed
I tricked my girlfriend into being excited about the meh-rathon, so we somehow managed to both get one (at different times). Girlfriend (IRK 1) passively wondered if they intentionally sent her “girly” items. I lol’d.
IRK 1: Milan handbag, Biaggi zipsak collapsible (or is it expandable
) luggage, “smart” Thermos I will use to track how much beer I’ve drunk HAH joke’s on me, makeup brush kit, Black IRK bag
IRK 2: Memory foam pillow (can’t remember the brand so it obviously doesn’t work), Air 2 BT earbuds,

, PURPLE FIDGET SPINNER, Black IRK bag
a 9.5’ lightning charging cable (subtle joke about the Airport ripoffs? you decide), Monster cleaning cloth/cleaner from 2009
@dvermilion I LOVE PURPLE!
Mine was last seen June 5th in Grapevine, TX. Tracking #s are kinda pointless these days.
@medz Mine escaped Greenwood, IN and will be delivered, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Maybe.
Got mine today!

IRK bag
Mary Jane Socks
Sunglasses
Stinky make-up brushes (I received these once before, airing them out in the garage for a week didn’t fix the strong odor lol…they are across the room right now and I can still smell them, donation bin)
and an awesome set of sheets either for my spare bed OR, I might send them to my mother.
Can’t complain!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@Dakini
Socks are awesome, I’m a sock statement person.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@Star2236 You want some High on Life socks?
@mediocrebot YOU are awesome! Rat-a-tat Fat Cat!
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@Dakini
Sure, those will be a nice pair to my collection.
@Star2236 send your address, they are yours
IRK bag
Fake Airpods
High On Life socks
Foster Grant PogoTrack Sunglasses
Random AC adapter (hopefully for the)
Out of box Swiffer Air purifier
Anyone know if there will be a mid-June meh-re-thon??
@Dakini I though it was in July that was their anniversary of opening so I’d imagine there’d be one then.
@Kidsandliz I thought Woot’s was July? But I ask because I thought it was unusual that there was one in both April and May.
@Dakini Looking through my few orders there have been several July fukos they call birthday ones although not all on the same July day. I guess they want to keep us on our toes and to keep checking back.
Got an air fryer, a women’s large shirt, screen cleaner, make your own cell phone stand, and the irk bag. Good shit meh, thanks!
Got mine Saturday, better than my last one which wasn’t really worth posting.
Motif Elements Coffee Maker (looks new/unused)
Black IRK Bag
Euro women’s socks
Generic Bluetooth Earbuds w/ case
Striiv Bio2+ Fitness Tracker
Don’t think this coffee maker will beat the Ninja I bought here but now I’ve got a backup in case it ever fails.
I didn’t get an irk this month, but my filter for my swiffer continuous clean came from @carl669 !!! This is way better than the crap y’all are getting in those irks! Really made my day. Oh and the new filter is already black and only has 2 lights left. Great.
@willdavi AND you’ll be getting one from me (still), PO returned it, said I can’t just throw stamps on the thick envelope, I have to take it in to the PO. grumble grumble
@willdavi it was a whole lot of fun sending this. glad you enjoyed it!
@carl669 @willdavi He didn’t deserve that! Do you know how ornery Will is on Woot?
Edit: I just thought you were being a show off with all of the pictures of your loot.
@Barney @carl669 waaaaa?! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m very polite and calm over there.
@willdavi Im going to the dollar store with my 100 pesos and should be able to get one thing.
@Dakini Stinkin PO! Its ok though. hope you can reuse the stamps.
@willdavi They were kind enough to just have the mailman bring it back with stamps un-cancelled. I had put it in the mailbox in town. Surprised they were nice about it, but we do live in a small town.
@willdavi I’m really curious what the skeleton game is and the yellow… bowl?
Nice fucking work @carl669
@RiotDemon @willdavi
the skeleton thing is a zombie dice game. the yellow thing is a mini-frisbee if I remember correctly.
@carl669 @RiotDemon skeleton thing is a zombie dice game and the yellow thing is a set of mini frisbees and some other little toys. So much fun!
My twelve pound, 12 oz IRK came today.

I know, I know, it kinda looks like something out of Battlestar Galactica, maybe some kind of Cylon battle gear, but it’s actually a very nice and very heavy foot massager. It was shipped in its original box and Nathan the mailman said, “That thing can’t be that heavy. You don’t suppose they slipped some pasta in there, do you?”
Nathan is very edgy when comes to pasta. He’s already delivered 180 pounds with another 140 coming this week. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I ordered more today.
Nope, there was no pasta – it’s really that heavy. Also in the box were some cosmetic brushes, an Irk phone stand, and a tactical pen. And, the beee - u - ti - ful and always charming black IRK bag.
Thanks, Meh, for scaring my mailman! We had a lot of fun.
@Barney 180 pounds of pasta??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!! What the hell have i missed?
@willdavi Actually it’s 320 pounds and counting.
You haven’t been over to pastadrop.com? It’s the last week to order. They are closing up shop.
@Barney oh I’ve heard of it. i thought it was jus a normal amount of pasta. Just got some.
Is it random how much you get? You can pasta peoples houses instead of egging them
@willdavi Yeah, it’s random. For 20 bucks, you can get anywhere from 10 to 100 pounds of pasta, although a couple of people have gotten over 100 and I think someone got 200 pounds or pretty darn close to it. It’s kind of like a pasta lottery – some lose, and some come out big winners.
Some people have sent A LOT of pasta to the people they know and love(?).
@Barney OH…those stinky cosmetic brushes! lol
@Dakini Yeah, I’ve heard they are stinky. I’m just going to keep mine sealed up in their bag and pass it on to goodwill.
@Barney @Dakini if you leave them open, out of the bag, they eventually become un-stinky.
@Barney @Dakini @RiotDemon oh I forgot to check Pasta Drop this morning. Guess I need to get a few orders out today…
@tinamarie1974 Are you sending another drop to your Mom?
@Barney mmmaaaayyyyyybbeeeeeee
@tinamarie1974 Did your parents ever spank you when you were a child?
@Barney All italian mothers wielded a wooden spoon when their children were small! I only got it a few times, I was a fast learner and pain adverse
@tinamarie1974 Another pasta drop and she may start looking for that spoon.
@Barney oh I don’t doubt it, but I can outrun her now
Sent a second to my niece as well. She has recently decided she likes pasta, so lets see how much she gets!!!
@tinamarie1974 You are incorrigible.
@Barney
@Barney @tinamarie1974
My mom broke the wooden spoon over my brothers butt. The other brother got soap until the day she asked if he wanted liquid or bar and he choose liquid only to blow bubbles back in her face. He really got a beating after that. Man those were the days when you could beat your kids lol.
@Star2236 @tinamarie1974 You made me giggle.
@Barney @Star2236 yyeeaaahhh my sister had it broke over her butt a few times. She got smart as she got older, would get it out of the trash and glue it back together. She would then just act like it was horrible, agonizing pain when it re-broke
@Star2236 @tinamarie1974 And of course, YOU never did anything like that.
@Barney @Star2236 nope, I did not. I lived in fear of getting caught and getting a woopin
@Barney @tinamarie1974
That’s hilarious.
@Barney @tinamarie1974
I was smart enough to know how far I could push the limits and know when to stop. Plus had two younger brothers that were acting worse than I did. But that did reverse once I got to my teenage years, then I was the horrible child.
@Barney @Star2236 what is hilarious is we told mom about 5 years ago. We were both dying laughing as my sister told the story.
Mom was mmaaadddd and tried to yell at my sister hahahahaha
@Barney @tinamarie1974
We do that to with our mom, it’s fun.
I never posted my irk from a month or two ago (I think) so here it is.
Pro cabello 3600 hair dryer- like 100 bucks
Monster screen cleaning kit
4 fidget spinners
And do I have the thing for you. Do you like self torture? God awful pain? Well, the facial hair remover springs are just for you. I got 5. They hurt like hell.
10/10 irks for this! Yay meh.
@willdavi
When did they ever sell those hair remover things? I’ve been looking for them.
@Star2236 no clue. They hurt like hell you don’t want them
@willdavi I know I’m going to regret this, but just exactly where are you using it?
@Barney oh hell no, I would never use it anywhere like that. Hell no. I tried it on my arm. Never again will I subject myself to that pain
@Star2236 @willdavi I use them on my chin and eyebrows every day. They are great. They do smart a little bit, but worth it
@willdavi
That’s good to know, or maybe not to know.
Since my first FUKU/IRK a few years ago, this is the first mehrathon IRK I’ve missed. I’m jealous of ya’ll.

/giphy green with envy
I got:
1 IRK Bag
1 Meh Pop Socket
1 Breathalyzer
1 generic earbud case with generic earbuds inside
1 Vivitar “Vlogger series” LED Ring Light with cell phone holder and tripod
1 giant packing tape failure which, combined with a suspicious amount of empty space in the box, leads me to suspect there was something else included at one point but it either fell out or was removed by an opportunistic postal servant
Overall I’m pleased; weirdly enough, I recently considered acquiring a ring light for non-vlogging-related reasons, but now that I’ve got the gear the pros use I will doubtless become a super-hip influencer who is down with the kids and their Fort Nights.
@minusman or they ran out of properly sized boxes.
@er1c @minusman Yeah I have gotten several huge boxes with maybe 20% of the space used tops. And enough tape.

/image dashed hopes
I got:
Tie Fighter toy (This will probably be a gift somewhere along the line)
Women’s tennis socks size 10-12 (Probably too big for my wife but who knows)
Titanium earbuds (Wired so I can use them with my laptop)
A pair of AA batteries (appear to be brand new in the pack but it’s a weird brand and probably old)
Full size sheets (I can actually use these in the guest room)
Black IRK bag.
I think this is well worth the $5
Got mine the other day. Came in a battle tank box. I was pleasantly surprised to see there was some other stuff tossed in there. A pair of sunglasses, a lightning cable, a necklace, a random razor (ew), and some faux air pods. Oh, and the battle tank! Haha. No IRK bag this time.
Thanks Meh!

The box.

@jsh139 That looks fun!
Meh tracking says it made it out of Texas, but USPS doesn’t.
Last update on meh:
June 6, 2020 8:00am ET
Delivered to Pitney Bowes Facility
Greenwood, IN
@medz I have noticed that lately. My PB updates are not syncing with USPS
@medz @tinamarie1974 The USPS must get their info from Pitney Bowes, right?
@medz https://pitneybowes.shipment.co/track
Use that to track. USPS typically doesn’t update until they get it, at least from what I’ve seen.
I just got my irk!

12 piece Cuisinart Advantage knife set
Very colorful knives and come with their own blade shield!
Revele brand make up remover pads which I needed
Echo brand blue tooth wireless ear buds with a charging pad in rose gold
altigo over the ear wireless noise cancelling headphones in a real nice blue color
Last but not least a black irk bag!
Happy camper here!
May be my best irk yet even without the irk bag! An as yet to be tested propel orbit hd quadcopter with hd camera, shiny green bag, 3 piece lens kit (always wanted to try, never got around to buying), a meh phone stand box with TOCCs Snapcable, and a txumi apple product charger (will need to refind my ipod now that i have an appropriate charger again! Otherwise the car charging portion will be useful!)
@placecm contact support over your missing irk bag.
IRK be here,
Now I have two Continuous Clean Systems and now I can be twice as clean, suckers.
The System
Box
My most Meh IRK so far. Still no regrets.
4 Forks
3 Spoons
1 Fluffy girls jacket
1 pair Jessica Simpson earrings
1 Meh face pop socket
1 Obligatory IRK bag
@mtbm33 That is so pathetic.
@mtbm33
What’s with the forks and spoons? Horrible!
@Barney @mtbm33 Hey, there’s a meh pop socket in there. Some people consider those to be treasure.
@mtbm33 @sammydog01 And some people don’t.
@Barney @sammydog01 my daughter snagged the pop socket immediately. Replaces the identical one she had that won’t stick anymore.
I actually still have a black one somewhere that’s never been used.
@mtbm33 @sammydog01 At least you got some use out of your IRK.
@mtbm33 @Star2236 I hope I get spoons in my June Irk…
I swear the kids throw out spoons with their yoghurt cups. I’m always buying teaspoons yet I never have any.
@mtbm33 @OnionSoup
I just threw out a bunch of brand new spoons while I was cleaning. I don’t even know why I had them.
@mtbm33 @Star2236 spoons are like early covid-era toilet paper in our household. A rare commodity that can never be found.
@OnionSoup @Star2236 I bought a flatware set on here a couple of months ago that had 12 large and 24 small spoons. I have more spoons than I should ever need…
Are you trying to tell me something Meh? Got my Irk and it is all age defying creams and treatments. And one battery pack which will go to the husband.
-Perricone MD The advanced forming collection for face and eyes.
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Stem Cell chest and neck cream
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Day Cream
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Mask Treatment
-Secret Collagen Age Defying Lifting Night Serum
-Secret Collagen African Black Mud Soap
-2 Kanagroo kids toothbrushes
-battery with suction cups
No Irk Bag
Now get off my lawn so I can go try all these fancy creams and treatments.
@Vrysen the Perricone is amazing. You will really like it!!
@Vrysen Contact support for your irk bag.
@tinamarie1974 @Vrysen I got one of those Perricone sets in error instead of a product I ordered. Contacted support and waiting for a response, but if they tell me to keep it, what do I do with it? I’m a boy, uh, ~checks~ yes, so this probably isn’t of much use for me personally? Is this something that’s actually brand-name and worth something, possibly as a gift?
@ShotgunX @Vrysen it is worth something and it would be a very nice for someone you care about.
@ShotgunX @tinamarie1974 @Vrysen
Yes! Perricone is very expensive stuff and very good bc of anti aging stuff it has in it. Great brand. Don’t throw away if they tell you you can keep.
1x irk bag
1x electrical shocking “massage” unit.
1x iphone cable
1x Bluetooth headphones (pink)
2x AA battery packs
1x women’s socks (Special Italian design).
Some of these items are useful…
@Zott I’ve gotten enough of those batteries to know that “Lucas” must be the Chinese word for “Leaks”
Got mine today… For the 4th time in a row, contents were largely spoilered by the box it was shipped in…
1 black IRK bag to add to my collection
1 black Marc New York leggings, sz large
4 bottles of Poo-Pourri
1 set of fake AirPods in a new/sealed box this time
and surprise, surprise! a set of copper nonstick cookware.
Neither an utterly terrible, nor absolutely amazing haul
@ciabelle
My boyfriend bought those pans bc he’d seen the infomercial one to many times and no they are not scratch free but there’re not the worst pans to cook in.
@Star2236 Thanks, I’m definitely trying to move away from using non-stick coated pans. But have needed a small saucepan for a while, just never bothered to buy one… This will assuage my guilt of procrastination a bit.
Though now I definitely need to try one of those “life hacks” for storing pan lids on the inside of my cabinet doors.
Got a purple bag, IRK bag, sunglasses with case, shower head (no hoses or anything), and a new Vremi Personal Blender.
Got mine today.The box size might best be described as “modest”.
One fairly nice fleece hooded jacket. Probably too big for my wife but maybe OK for my daughter.
A kitchen knife.
A spoon.
Three Vestia wine corks - I need to see if I can match them with any of our sundry wine vacuum gadgets.
A sweet little purple-stoned necklace, that I suspect would be a hit with a granddaughter.
A classic IRK bag.
A meh popsocket. I didn’t really care about these when the whole popsocket religious war was going on, but now that I have one, I’m pretty happy.
Frankly, getting a cool robot vacuum in my last IRK warned me not to set my expectations too high for this shot, so I was/wasn’t disappointed. Though everything looks clean and unused, so there’s that.
Still looking for the fork.
Thanks, meh!
@mehcuda67 lol. Not a set of spoons. Just one spoon. They should let me pack some irks ,
Well, I was a little surprised. Got some nice things for gifting, for sure.
A black IRK bag
An unopened fitness disk that works with some equipment - left that in the box
Breathalyzer (we don’t drink, but we know people who do)
Black Samantha Brown insulated wine bag
Laura Ashley Resin rose gold watch
and the thing that got me most excited, seriously…how did I not know these things existed?
18" red GearTie Rubber Twist ties
So, only one item is dumpster ready. I might keep the watch just for the laugh value of the MSRP sticker on the back of the box. $345. Yeah, that big of a markup? Come on…I was born in the night, but it wasn’t last night.
My Mid-May IRK arrived today!! Here’s my haul of miscellaneous goodies!!
(Pink)
All items are in NEW condition. Thanks Meh!!
So in my mid May IRK.
1 pair of white Clawz(not those white Claws) too bad my feet are too big.
1 necklace
1 purple Lamzac
1 envelope of Bluetooth tracking tags
But unfortunately
NO IRK BAG
/giphy crying

what meh-rathon were you guys even participating in? I got an old monster Bluetooth s3 speaker (with the power supply and everything, thanks guys!), green shiny bag, meh bag, that lightning to usb keychain thingy, some wine corks and some half way decent ray ban glasses frames. through very little action of my own I’d say I did great
Anyone else get the luggage?!?!?!
@tourdawg I did. Two Joy Mangano shell suitcases.
Got a black bag, some cheap Chinese knockoff wireless buds, a window breaking pen, a tfal white ceramic pot with lid, a tfal white ceramic frying pan without lid.
Robot vacuum, 30 second toothbrush that looks like a whitener, irk bag, 24 piece set of makeup brushes, and a brown purse with a huge logo on it that I probably won’t use. $5 well spent, I’d say.
My last update:
June 10, 2020 at 8:07 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GRAPEVINE, TX 76051
@spugeddyos My last update: June 6 - Arrived Pitney Bowes facility Greenwood IN.
@spugeddyos June 10th-my last info on my IRK. Pitney Bowes is certainly not making a lot of friends with their shitty delivery service.
Nothing special, but nothing to regret:
Thank you, meh
Mine is 2 lbs. I expect a bunch of TrackR thingies, of which I already have way too many. I did receive a surprise second shipment of linguine from pastadrop today though. That makes 40lbs. Still no sign of my penne. I guess I’ll buy a bunch of crap tonight just because I’m basically addicted to opening packages. I also got my case of wine today. It was a big day for shipments from this fine company.
Mine arrived with no irk bag, no bag makes me sad.
@asteeley contact support.
Nothing I regret, only got two items though (my first IRK!):
Box did arrive partially open but didn’t seem like something could’ve fallen out unless it was small like the pop socket.
@sporach contact support about your bag.
Black irk bag,
2x Blue Canz Bluetooth speakers (both work and even have charging cables!),
Collapsible rolling luggage,
Cold brew coffee pot
Once again the IRK is false advertising, no regrets here.
I will post a full recount later, but boy… I lose things all the time, and somehow [pictures @Dave personally packing my IRK after creepily researching me] they knew to give me SIXTEEN off-brand tile trackers.
@er1c he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good…
Got mine on Tuesday. It had the following:
Air fryer
car charger with 2 USB ports
Apple lightning charge cord
a necklace with 2 pendants
a fidget spinner
Overall, I’m pleased with it.
I also got my IRK. I am quite pleased for now. After a couple hours with the karaoke machine im sure either my kids or the the machine are going to have to go.

DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@jebasiz
@jebasiz
@jebasiz
@jebasiz
@jebasiz I’d suggest ditch the kids. If you ditch them with the machine they may not even notice they have been ditched. Then move to an undisclosed location. Your mental health will thank you through those years one might be thinking that surely a jury would call it justifiable homicide. Or that handcuffing a teen to their bed and nailing the window and door shut on a Friday or Saturday night is actually making sure they stay safe and not child abuse.
I am sure if someone from DHS calls a jury of your actual true peers will find you are innocent of all charges and whatever you did was justifiable.
Got mine, nothing great.
Fake airpods again

/giphy fake airpods
Electric massager thing

/giphy electric massage
Weird light coding kit (might be cool)

/giphy coding lights
Fidget spinners

/giphy fidget spinners
Pretty much it. Nothing great.
1 - P80 Tactical Pen by Taclight
1 - IRK bag
1- Eyeglass cleaning spray with wipe
1- Air Fryer
1- Ray Ban glasses
No complaints here.


IRK bag - Black Bags Matter
10’ or so of Lightning cable. Seems to work fine with a 2.4A charger but not one putting out 2.1A.
Fidget Spinner - As expected with dead batteries.
6 piece Amore Essential Oils set - I have no idea what to do with these.
Digipower 5200 mAh power bank - New, works, someone will totally appreciate.
Pharmedoc memory foam pillow - Used it last night and it’s surprisingly comfy and firm. My fat head likes firm.
Got mine yesterday.
Shark Navigator Lift Away Pro (dont know yet if it works)
Wireless Selfie Remote
Smartstand Tablet Stand
Taclight P80 Tactical Pen
Irk Bag
Brother in-law was complaining about his vacuum just last weekend so maybe his prayers were answered.
1-GIGANTIC pink purse - Giving to my wife to use for something or may regift it
1-Breathalyzer
1-Face hand massager thing- which broke after one use
1-Wine bottle savers
MAJOR regret
Hmmm. Mine hasn’t even shipped yet. That seems wrong.
@Lister mine has shipped and has been sitting with PB for weeks…next to all my pasta that may or many never come.
@jchizmar @Lister So far mine has stated it has arrived in Greenwood on June 6,17, and 18. It has also told me it was being delivered June 15 and 16 (Greenwood is about 7 or 800 miles or something - too lazy to google map it - from where I live)
@jchizmar @Kidsandliz Well mine still says PROCESSING, which from the rest of the posts in this thread seems like it is a bit behind.
@Lister Mine hasn’t shipped either
Mine is out there in the ether somewhere. According to tracking it’s come within a couple hundred miles from here a couple of times, but then it gets off on tangent and heads back to Georgia again. Been traveling since June 1st.
I got mine today, and ordered a new IRK in today’s Meh-rathon. I least I think I got my IRK. It’s a box of stuff I didn’t order, but it didn’t have the IRK BAG!! Huge regret. It’s sort of themed. I got a pair of green socks that say, I’m High on Life with pictures of a few pot leaves, and I got a huge pot. Cuisinart, complete with a new baster. Also a pair of sport Bluetooth headphones. The same that I got in the last IRK, and 1 TrackR thing. The battery is still good though.
I got…
A double set of queen size sheets, brand new (and I have a queen sized bed, so mega score!)
Black IRK bag
Refill cartridges for dog poop leash (2nd time I’ve gotten them, so I guess I should find the leash that goes with these)
Some earrings, already pilfered.
A dr. cool cooling rag
Some neat chalkboard type gift tags.
All brand new and all stuff I can use, definitely worth the 5 bucks meh! Thanks!!!

Mine is still in processing
@theoneill555 Well that makes at least two of us. It sucks that yours hasn’t arrived yet but I am at least glad to know mine probably hasn’t been lost to some glitch.
I got two different WaterPiks… I don’t know if I’m disappointed or not.
I received a 3 in 1 ultrasonic jewelry cleaner. I don’t regret it and it’s cool… but I don’t really need a jewelry shop level cleaner.
100% love it and happy I got another IRK
I missed sharing my April 2020 IRK so I thought I would put it here:
*Bag
*Monster Gadget Cleaner Kit
*Wine Stoppers (To be used with some wine dispenser kit)
*Palm Coolers Hat
*Palm Cooler Anti-Slip Pad
@billlbo glad I saw this comment because I had no idea what the Palm anti slip pad was… We were taking bets that it was for the bathtub.
How come it’s saying I’m not I’m in MVP member I’ve been to MVP member for years now, That’s why They take five bucks out of my account each and every month
@bigtom67 You are a member, not a VMP. VMP predated the membership. You became a member in November 2018. VMP were discontinued in March 2017 to new signups.
https://mediocre.com/forum/topics/last-chance-to-join-vmp-is-closed-to-new-members-after-this-month
@bigtom67 do they take $5 out? Or do they take $4.99? Cause with this, thats a big difference.
Wish I had an IRK to post, sigh.
@ludiddley4
That makes two of us. I didn’t score one yesterday either. Would be really great if meh could ship my stuff from the last mehrathon though.
Irk bag
Ring light for video lighting
Tie fighter model
Off brand air pods
Smart water bottle
Not bad but what do I do with a smart water bottle?
@ckm1216 Give it to someone dumb so they can drink some smart?
Arrived today

Alcohawk breathalyzer.
Olympia Hawk backpack (detecting a theme here) …actually looks nice with lots of pockets/zippers/etc. It’s kind of small and I’m already set in this department… will be looking for a good home.
Vesta wine stoppers…worthless w/out the wine saver.
A few silverware odds n’ ends.
Black Irk bag.
@ethelthefrog I’ll give you $5 for the bag lol
I got:
10 inch copper frying pan
4 lb weighted shoulder wrap
scalp massing shampoo brush
Bella & Fiore pink spa slippers
IRK bag.
All in all not a bad haul… better than the April IRK at least.
Well for my first IRK I can say I’m thoroughly whelmed, not one but TWO 24-piece makeup kits!
1x black irk bag

1x 24pc bliss & grace makeup brush set
1x 24pc bliss & grace professional makeup set
1x Meh build your own phone stand
1x Swiffer continuous clean air cleaning system
got a bit of that old plastic yellowing just to remind you that this is a meh product

I thought I was getting a bunch of stuff in a random box like a few others did, but much to my surprise, I received the follow:
1 - black IRK bag
1 - XL large pair of running socks
1 - Alchohawk breathalyzer (let the games begin!)
1 - Wolfgang Puck Pressure Oven
First BOC or IRK I’ve ever gotten with a “big” item, and definitely the first bag that every item will be used! BOOM!!
@clcaruthers
I actually bought one of the Wolfgang Puck pressure ovens and it’s kinda neat. I have a really hard time convincing my wife we should use it though
After a supremely Meh Sidedeal IRK last month, I got
Ninja Multicooker 3-in-1 system (slow cooker, stove top, oven) seems new, in factory wrapping
IRK bag (black)
Mystery black box containing a pen flashlight and window breaker
Knockoff Apple AirPods (metallic teal case)
2600mAh cylindrical battery pack
Holy balls meh, thanks. Worth it to have the package tracking claim that it was out for delivery on June 11th and then disappear out of the tracking system until today
@thechinglish I got one, too. There’s more to the pen!
@Room101 ooooh
I found the knife
All of the batteries are dead though
@Room101 @thechinglish a knife pen???
@thechinglish check the battery compartment for a little white circle; mine was covering a metal spring under the led section. Remove it and it might work!
@thechinglish how does one get an IRK on sidedeal?
@mbersiam They had a story you followed. Fancy way to get us to check out what they had done to the site by having to click through a ton of pages to find them.
Box came heavily damaged, but contents was well worth the $5.
1 black irk bag
1 bracelet - Freyja loves it because she thought it would be too small, but fits perfectly
1 opened box of those little keychain trackers, 2 with dead batteries
1 gel pillow that I tried to buy (and failed) the other day
Mine is still aging - like fine wine? - in Greenwood, IN for the last week. Another order placed afterwards successfully navigated the PB Greenwood stop, so I’m hopeful that eventually this will be released too.
@rm9116 mine is there with yours…that an undetermined amount of pasta
@jchizmar @rm9116 Mine might be there with yours. Says June 6 delivered to PB facility. Then yesterday it said June 17th arrived in PB facility. Then today it said June 18th arrived in PB facility (the 17th statement vanished). There might be more bait and switch claims but I haven’t checked every day. So not knowing the difference between delivered and arrived - not sure where it is. It also has said delivery (to me) June 15 and June 16 and then those two tracking pieces vanished. Probably every one and every thing in PB is drunk, high or both. That would explain it. Maybe.
@rm9116 Add mine to the Greenwood, IN party. 2 weeks now…
@a5meiser @rm9116 Ooh Ooh, mine wants to play with yours also! (also, the tracking info/history all disappeared today)
Finally got mine today! We have:
*a bamboo comfort 1800 series twin size sheet set
*an automatic toothbrush
*2 different kinds of clip on lenses for cell phone cameras
*over the ear headphones
I was hoping to score a nespresso, or air purifier, but this was all pretty darn good. I’m pleased this go around! Everything seems new and unopened, so i can’t complain! Thanks Meh!
No regret in the IRK I received yesterday.
-Black IRK bag.
-Purse with battery - kinda nice and mid-sized.
-Neck Rescue “medical grade neck correctiong strips”. Yep. That’s how they spelled it. correctiong. Each strip will give me a mini necklift in seconds. If only all I needed was a “mini” necklift.
-Earrings I would never wear
-Vestia wine stopper things
I also don’t have the thing the stoppers work with. Does anyone? I’m surprised I don’t have one because I don’t drink wine. I’m basically allergic to it. So of course, what do people give me? Wine related items. I guess they want me dead.
-Some forks and teaspoons.
I actually need these. ALl my forks have turned into knives, like seriously. I’ve got about 4 forks and over a dozen knives. Something weird happened. And I don’t even know what happened to the ice tea spoons.
-Sharper Image wireless TV headphones.
These will come in handy.
Finally got mine and I am whelmed.
1 Black meh bag
1 long apple charging cable
1 monster iclean phone cleaning kit
1 pair large Andrew mark sweatpants
2 fidget spinners
1 Perricone MD advanced firming collection for face and eye.
Definately could have waited longer for any of this, but also glad its here
I think this is my first official IRK! I’ve managed to snag the IRK predecessors before. I’d say I did very well on this:
I have forgotten how to upload a pic. It has been since the old woot days since I’ve done it. any help?
@jmruru turn your phone horizontal. Look for the mountain and sun icon on the bottom. Click it and follow instructions it brings up (eg either drag and drop and upload file).
Holy crap, mine was crazy nice-
Box for Winix WACP-450 air purifier, previously opened…
Brand new, still wrapped Winix WACP-450 air purifier, crazy useful in a house with smokers
Digitalphenomenal. (Maybe broken)
Pogo-track by Foster Grant sunglasses and case
Poo-Pourri
IRK Bag
No regrets at all. Thanks meh, this is phenominal.
My first IRK and I love it!
One IRK bag
One pair of Euro Socks for court. woman’s large (too big for me)
Three Lililux beautiful hair clips
Two C-Wonder womans wallets Spring Building Block
One small Mark of New York jacket that fits perfectly!
Mine arrived today!
Black IRK bag
Fake earbuds - pink - immediately claimed by wife
Tacticool pen
Bamboo sheets, king size
Bistro coffee cup thing, kinda fancy
Wife says this is one of the best we’ve got! Thanks meh!
@Jasongb Sounds like the exact same box I got!! (Posted above earlier) Weird!!

/giphy weird
Very happy with my first IRK! Got a massive box which turned out to be because of a large hard shell suitcase. Also IRK bag, meh pop socket, two gift bags with popsicles on them, and of course, CLAWZ, which especially frighten me as they fit perfectly.
My first IRK was pretty nice: Luxury 6 piece full sheet set, 8000mAh power bank with Lightning/micro/USB-C (charges via USB, lightning or USB-C also!), dog leash refills (?), CoolMax Italian sport socks for women, IRK bag. Thanks Meh!
I received:
IRK bag, black
Wireless dual phone and Apple watch charger, not an Apple gal but worked on my Android.
Wallet
Queen size comforter. I have received a blanket/comforter in 3 of my last 4 IRKs.
Way better than my last one, thanx MEH!
I had no shipping info but today I received a large box from meh. Thank you, so much!!
Inside this large box was a -
IRK bag

A mini set of green Clawz (I could almost use them as a keychain or rear view mirror ornament)
A roll of dotted paper
An Ultra Slim Breatalyzer
and
A Shark vacuum cleaner! (I shall name it Bruce)
/giphy nemo shark
@theoneill555 a roll of dotted paper??
@theoneill555 How many people do you think got the reference to “Jaws” when you said you were naming your shark vacuum “Bruce”?
@Felton10 @theoneill555
I don’t get it and I’ve seen jaws a million times.
@Star2236 @theoneill555 When filming, the crew nicknamed the mechanical shark “Bruce”.
@Felton10 I think very few people know about the name given to that problematic shark
@tinamarie1974 I haven’t opened it but it is about 18 inches long, tan paper with silver dots, covered in plastic wrap - it’s probably wrapping paper
@theoneill555 At my age knowing and especially remembering anything that trivial is quite an accomplishment.
@Felton10 @theoneill555 Oooh, I must be one of the chosen few, I know about Bruce.
My IRK was held hostage between PB and USPS for 3 days.
We received:
Black IRK bag
Long lightning cable
-for my wife’s nightstand
Purple fidget spinner
-claimed by one of the kids (not Barney)
M Cushion pillow case only
-looks like it will fit a throw pillow
Contour foam pillow with cooling gel
-claimed by me
Thanks meh! This one was actually packaged and taped well.
@ilovecincinnati i got the same things except i got 2 fidget spinners and 2 packs of aa batteries (each with 4 batteries) as well
Wondering if I should contact support or wait a bit longer. No tracking updates in a while.
Mine arrived! Only took 16 days after being recieved by PB. Really pleased with the haul except the IRK bag was missing - which therefor made this extra-extra-meh;
-Bamboo Pillow [queen size]
-Qi wireless charging pad
-extra long lightning cable
-coconut charcoal powdered toothpaste
-earpods
I’ll attached a picture later. Worth the wait. Thanks for the fun! meh, nothing but love for you!
/giphy I’m missing my bag

@jimmyd103 contact support over your bag.
@Kidsandliz Will do. Thanks
@jimmyd103
First IRK! Not much regret coming from me other than I hoped I would receive some Clawz
Prestige bamboo pillow
USB high speed cable
Que Design shower head
Ray Ban Eyeglass frames
TOCC snapcable w/build your own meh phone stand
Black IRK bag!
I love it so much!!
@drewbert60 large digital air fryer, seems to be all there!
@drewbert60 for frying all your digital things.
Got mine a couple days ago.
Finally got mine.
King sheet set - yay!
Irk bag
Microblade eyebrow brushes - ouch
Resistance workout string things - meh
Wireless charge pad
Wireless earbuds (will try to use)
Thanks?
I got mine with two suitcases, a meh charging cable, 3 trakr’s, meh bag, and a usb cable.
I got mine on my birthday!!!
Orange IRK bag
Micro-USB cable
Running Socks
Wall art (stickers)
Running Socks
Earbuds
3 piece suitcase
Thanks MEH
@lprulz41 Happy Birthday!
I got mine a while back but it was so crappy that the packer was kind enough to put in FOUR personal lipstick sized Poo-Pourris. Other than that, 2 pair of kid sized Clawz, one furry hair scrunchie, and maybe something else small and forgettable. The only thing that made it worth the 5 bux, beside the chic black IRK bag, was a pair of Kate Spade sunglasses.
Made me say MEH to the June meh-ra-thon.
@totally sounds like the value far exceeded the $5 spent.
@tinamarie1974 @totally black irk bags alone go for hundreds of dollars each on the dark web.
@OnionSoup @tinamarie1974 @totally I’ll need more info on where to sell mine for hundreds of dollars.
@blaineg @OnionSoup @totally me too! I have at least a few of the black ones lying around.
Sorry I did not get a good picture. I regret my life choices but what else is new… in my kit I got: 808 hex encore speaker (somewhat broken, does not hold a charge, still works so winning), one breathalyzer, meh bag, meh pop socket, and some wine stoppers. Neato!
@frankthehobo Hey, where’s the pop socket bot?
Just arrived today and it was perfectly Meh.
1 black IRK bag
1 Breathalyzer
2 camera lens clips
3 pack of vestia wine stoppers
1 pair of black Claws
IRK Bag
Memory Foam Pillow
Lightning Cables x2
Fidget Spinner X3
Overall I’d call this a win. I wanted a new pillow and my wife is always breaking her lightning cables.
Finally came today after first being delivered to the wrong address.
5 pack TrackR Pixels
Womens running socks
Bluetooth Headphones
Ray-Ban frames
Phone charger purse
Black IRk bag
Not bad.
The 3 week trek to Colorado via Indiana is over. The haul has a little value just not much for me. But the anticipation alone is worth $5. Here’s the haul:
-a trackR enabled dog collar in medium
-a boldly tangled heart shaped cubic zirconium necklace. Now untangled.
-a three pack of platinum sonic toothbrush heads
-a modernhome essential digital air fryer in a beautiful aqua hue. Damaged box but seemingly undamaged.
@stevcruise
@stevcruise
No need for some toothbrush heads lol. But in all seriousness the air fryer is definitely a good score.
Here we go: New in box Sharper Image Heated Acupressure Eye Massager. New in Box Sharper Image Tv Headphones. Vestia Wine Stopper Set. Monster Screen Cleaner bottle and chamois. Awesome Black IRK Bag. No ragrets here, not a single letter.
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
Mine is still circling in GA for some reason. The tracking showed that it was picked up by an agent in my town but then the next tracking said it was back in GA. I may get my Irk or I may not.

/giphy lost in transit
@tnhillbillygal I am in GA and mine finally says out for delivery!
@tnhillbillygal Don’t worry happened to me also. Finally got mine today so be patient even though I wasn’t.
@tnhillbillygal I didn’t even get tracking info. Mine went from Processing to sitting on my doorstep.

/giphy have faith
@theoneill555 @tnhillbillygal @Felton10 Mine has updated and says, “Delivery exception”. Umm so what is this? Where is my irk now located?
@Kidsandliz @theoneill555 @tnhillbillygal I mail stuff with tracking all the time to my clients-anytime I’ve gotten a delivery exception it was not good news. Got that message one time when a package I sent to Maryland was out for delivery in Ohio and luckily some sharp postal employee noted that was not correct and it got rerouted. So a guaranteed two day delivery ended up being 10 days.
Mine just arrived this morning and I’m shocked at how good this IRK was.
Anker 20100 portable charger - sold on Meh for $24
Bamboo Travel Pillow - on SideDeal for $19
Eternal Neck & Shoulder Massager - on Meh for $25
Royale Ceramic Hair Brush - on MorningSave for $29
Holy moly… It’s legit over $100 in value!
Mine arrived today also-Not bad-not bad at all.
Black IRK bag-love the black ones-have 2 now.
Taclight T300 mini flashlight-approx 2.50 or more
Hermie Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier-32.99
Melie Bianco Portable USB Iphone Charger and key chain-21.99.
Everything is useful or capable of being sold-not like my last IRK which was total crap.
My package weighed less than 4 pounds so I feared the worst-but good things do come in light packages.
Mine arrived today and it was fabulous! It’s dispersed throughout the house so no pics, but contained the following:
1 black IRK bag
Joy Mangano hard-sided luggage in XL and medium (carryon) sizes, both with garment bag inserts
Pogo sunglasses by Foster Grant
Stinky makeup brushes
Alcohawk breathalyzer
Thanks, meh!
After the 14 day Quarantine in Greenwood, IN it has arrived! It’s probably one of the best (most items I’ll actually use) IRKs I’ve received. Despite not getting the tote bag.
-10 piece glass storage set (5 containers with lids)
-2 sets of arm warmers
-1 long lightning cable
-1 ruby heart necklace
-1 fidget spinner
@a5meiser contact support about the bag
@Kidsandliz I actually don’t care too much. I have plenty of bags.
@a5meiser
Those actually might be boot cuffs but I could be wrong.
@Star2236 The label said arm warmers but I could try them as boot cuffs. I have to wait a couple months for it to cool back down to try them out.
@a5meiser
I’d think you’d have to wait a couple months to try them as arm warmers too. Arm warmers? just to sell a buck.
The memory foam pillow many are getting.
Fake EarPods.
Women’s technically superior pair of socks
Princess in training gift bag
Woot bag
I’m looking forward to trying the pillow after I wash the cover due to the chemical smell.
Worth the $10.
Got ours today.
Joy Iman pink bag
IRK black bag
Shiny green bag
Neck massager!!
Coconut activated charcoal teeth whitening powder
Dr. Cool instant cooling towel
2x AA batteries
?? Palm pad with sticky tape on back
I’m IRKed! Well, no more than I expected.
Black IRK bag.
Palm Massager… for your feet? Snagged by granddaughter for a friend.
Victor & Victoria (who?) Iconic (cause it has columns?) double wall mug small. Wife grabbed it.
AlcoHawk breathalyzer. Perfect for teetotalers! Granddaughter says she’s going to torment all her friends with it. Major win.
Utter garbage tacticool pen. From left to right: Point (glass breaker?), Seriously unsharp knife (the “edge” is as flat as the back), Pen (does NOT screw back into the handle), Body, Flashlight. Two spare sets of batteries, one leaking. Bravo Meh! Absolutely perfect! Straight into the garbage. Couldn’t get granddaughter to take it.
So, about average?
No regret here this time!
Gowise 3.7 qt air fryer (new in box, opened just to stuff other stuff in)

Emergency tool (flashlight, pen, glass breaker)
About 15 Trackr Pixels (are the batteries in these going to be dead? The web site says Trackr will replace them. Any advice appreciated!)
Monster screen cleaner and cloth
“High on Life” socks (you’d probably have to be high on something other than life to wear these)
Black IRK bag
@liz
I just had someone send me their high one life socks but I wear funky socks all the time. It’s my thing.
@liz I have that air fryer! Pro tip- donuts!
@liz @sammydog01 Yup. I cut holes into premise canned biscuit dough, dip them into sugar/cinnamon mix and then it only takes about 4 minutes for air fried deliciousness.
@juststephen @liz I did mine plain and then brushed them with melted butter and rolled them in cinnamon sugar. I’m trying your way next time.
@liz Wow, super nice!
@juststephen @liz @sammydog01 What brand of biscuit dough and what temperature? I’m sure I’ll probably eat the delicious mistakes regardless.
KuoH
@kuoh @liz @sammydog01 I use whatever brand, it doesn’t matter. Even generic works fine. 360 or so, but I’ve used 400. I’ve tried it various ways, from making the biscuits and then rolling them in butter and cinnamon sugar, etc, but I actually like it when the sugar is a bit more glaze-like.
@juststephen @sammydog01 made some donuts/pastries this weekend that were awesome! 350/6mins for donuts made of biscuits (flipping halfway) and rolled in cinnamon sugar was PERFECT. Thanks for the protip!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
Much better than the last time.
I received a small but useful haul. Thanks, Meh! Posted an up close photo of the keychain. The handle is actually a lightening cable.
Hairbrush that serves as flattening iron
Monster cleaning spray and cloth
Glass refrigerator dish
Keychain - handle is lightening charger
IRK bag
Arrived appropriately (by PB standards) smashed, open and without enough tape to even have a chance of arriving unopened.
The tape problem started at the Meh end of things though as there was only about 6" on an 18" long box and it was mostly all on one side of the bottom flap (none went over an edge either) and half not on both flaps so only had about 3" actually sort of holding the bottom shut. PB finished it off by smashing one corner and side accordion style which led the missing tape part of the bottom to gap open by about 8" deep on one side. Had a ‘not our fault this is trashed blame someone else’ post office tag. Who knows what fell out as it only weighed 1/2 of what the tracking said it would weigh:
Irk bag (black) that was caught on something sticky on the door mat plastic (never thought I’d say thank goodness for sticky)
New door mat with drinking theme (live in apt so can’t use and don’t drink but if the students actually come back to school I am sure some frat member would like it)
Wondering what, or collection of what, fell out that weighted nearly 5 pounds.
Of course once a number of years ago I received a completely empty box with no tape holding it shut so this is at least a little better than that. Sigh.
@moonhat is to blame!
@Kidsandliz
That’s horrible, I’d be up their ass about that shit.
@Kidsandliz maybe you should send meh a roll of tape.
@RiotDemon That won’t fix not using it.
@Star2236 It happens. There is at least one other person whose irk box was basically open due to failure to use enough tape too. Meh doesn’t do anything unless the box is completely empty and mine was not. Several years ago I got a completely empty box (again USPS sticker of not our fault) with a fuko for the same reason. Meh sent me some stickers, bag and one other meh branded item since the box was empty. And another time a box crushed badly enough the USPS put a damaged we didn’t do it sticker on it. Amazingly when I opened the box everything inside was OK. For as many boxes as go out I am surprised that more of us don’t have that problem.
@moonhat is to blame!
I got the Pillow, a light up fidget spinner that does not light up, a long lightning charger, and the gadget that holds your phone around your neck that my wife actually said she could use…not a bad haul.
Came today! Yay! Very sturdy box/packaging tbh.
An iPhone 5 case
A set of twins sheets.
A pair of green baby Claws
A set of Food Huggers.
AND NO BAG…awww…
(The bag was all I wanted…)
No Regerts.
@isz contact support. The irk bag is about the only thing in this that is guaranteed.
@isz @Kidsandliz You keep telling people that but I don’t see it in the description.
@isz @sammydog01 Others are telling them that too. And from what I have read on here they are sending them out when they accidentally get left out. I think it was the early announcement of this included the bag as the only thing guaranteed.
Mine turned out to be kinda interesting. I received:
-black IRK bag
-1 pair woman’s socks
-2 pack striiv bio 2 activity smart watch thingies
-3 pack smart outlets
-palm massager with dandles
Overall kinda interesting and a nice haul, but I’m not sure I will use anything but the bag.
The watch can’t be seen be my phone, but another phone can.
The smart outlets need my wifi password and I’m a bit Leary of giving it.
I’ve never used a massager like that, and am not sure I want to.
I will use the IRK bag, and the wife does use socks.
Like I said, neat haul, but useless for me.
@D_a_v_e I would assume the outlets need your Wi-Fi password so that they won’t be on an open network. You wouldn’t want anyone turning on and off your lights just to fuck with you would you?
@D_a_v_e @RiotDemon
That would be kinda funny though if your neighbor did some shit like that.
@D_a_v_e @RiotDemon @Star2236 Especially if they got control of a Bluetooth speaker too.
Hmm… maybe I should give the outlets to my neighbor, along with an old bluetooth speaker!
@D_a_v_e
I live in an apartment and they didn’t change the locks when I moved in. I keep coming home and the toilet seat was up, I’m a girl, live by myself so the seats always down. At first I just dismissed it bc I thought maybe my boyfriend (who has a key stopped by or something) but when it kept happening it really freaked me out especially when I would just run out to the store real quick. They changed the locks and now keep the key in the managers office so they have to ask me every time someone comes in. It’s stopped but it was really creepy. They swear it wasn’t maintenance either.
@Star2236 hell no. That’s creepy.
Finally got my IRK today! I didn’t get a bag, but something even better… a meh pop socket!
I also got a face cream and cute Bobby pins (I’m a lady, so these will be used), that kids’ 50 audiobook pack that I already bought a long time ago, fake AirPods, a tv antenna, a bottle opener you screw on to the wall or something and holiday flavor jelly belly! Overall, I’m pretty happy.
Small but solid IRK for me:
Thank ya kindly!
Mine’s either “delivered to Pitney Bowes facility” or “Picked up and processed by agent” (who knows which of these is true in this reality). Still hoping this package exists and will eventually get here… It is so exciting to manage to get an order in for one of these damn things so if it’s lost I’m going to be very upset.
@llphn mine has also been simultaneously picked up, dropped off, and transitted in Normal, IL for the last 10 days…hopefully it moves again soon
I’m still waiting on mine as well. Fingers crossed…
@maxnl @tofarber @llphn Mine did that too and finally arrived so their is hope for you folks.
@llphn I’m in the same boat, been sitting in my hometown with this status at least a week.
@Kidsandliz @llphn @tofarber USPS finally received my IRK from PB today, says it should be delivered tomorrow!
@llphn @maxnl @tofarber Don’t get your hopes up too high. I’ve had fake delivery times too. Although if it shows up on the USPS site then it is more likely to be true.
@llphn Mine suddenly arrived today! I was sure it was lost forever. And it only has one apparent stomp or punch indentation in the box.
@llphn @kidsandliz Mine showed up yesterday…posting initially delayed due to image ineptitude
Just arrived. Box a little mangled but re-taped ok. I scored big time on this one! Got a three-piece luggage set, two 12-piece make up brush sets, a gift bag and the IRK bag. Hot dang!! Thanks meh!
Got this awhile back but I just remembered that I never posted it.
-1x fake Air Pods. The power button is missing from one of them, but putting it in the charger worked to turn it on/off.
-1x Monster Screen cleaner
-1x Cooling women’s socks
-1x Black purse with a scarf tied to it and a power bank inside. The purse is heading to Goodwill. I thought we’d salvage the power bank, but it doesn’t hold a charge and closer examination reveals the battery inside is swollen, so I’ll properly dispose of that (no problem Meh).
My IRK box was FULL of MONEY !!! Twenty lbs of Benjamins packed around a 9mm stuffed inside an IRK bag along with a thank you note from a guy named Carlos inside a box of Cuban cigars and a 64 oz can of coke.
@BobsWorld Just keep an eye out for the CIA-NSA drone circling overhead.
KuoH
@BobsWorld that Carlos is a generous guy.
Just arrived… a while ago. I think this is the April one
1 - Black IRK bag
1 - Black lace infinity scarf
1 - Set of screen cleaner kits
1 - TriPod thingy
1 - Power Strip
Also just arrived… a few weeks ago. The May box
1 - Air fryer
1 - Black IRK bag
1 - Tactical flash light
1 - Set of hair clips
1 - Pair of Rayban glasses
1 - Build your own phone stand with something that I’m not really sure what it is included to the left of the box.
@cdickson This is a pretty tight bag
@cdickson That thing your not sure of, is a charging adapter keychain. One side is USB and the other is either Micro USB or Lightning
Thanks to meh for my latest IRK. Some of the stuff looks like it might be useful.
1 x black irk bag
1 x ultra-thin hdtv antenna
1 x yew stuff light up preschool backpack
1 x zoe ayla coconut activated charcoal teeth whitening powder
1 x gold lightning cable
1 x smart bracelet
@FrostByte
I bet your rockin that light up back pack all around town right now.
It arrived in a box - in pristine condition!
1 x black irk bag
1x meh pop socket
1x Solid ear pods
1x Liz Claiborne clutch with charger
1x Blow dryer brush
The anticipation was the best part for me, but friends will enjoy the spoils!
Finally arrived today!
Mine still hasn’t shipped. Anyone else in the same boat?
@Lister Since so many have arrived or are caught in the PB’s alternative reality for 4 or 5 weeks and counting, you might want to contact customer support to see what is going on.
@Kidsandliz I have been in contact for a few weeks. They just now said they are marking it as “lost” and refunding my $5. It apparently hasn’t shipped anywhere so it can’t be lost. I don’t like losing an IRK this way. I would rather they said it must have been misplaced but they are sending me one now. I’m sure they have some junk in the warehouse corners and a bag.
@Lister I’ve recently had packages that didn’t mark as shipped until they made it to my post office. You never know.
@Lister I’m in the same boat… I won’t give up on it until I get the IRK I just bought just now…
@Lister Just sent a note to Cust Service yesterday. Mine sat for 2 weeks kick started for 2 days to circle back to a previous stop and has now sat again for 2 weeks. I am hoping it shows but not sure
@sthiede1 At least yours made it to the SHIPPING phase. I think you should get yours eventually.
Late to post but I got this a couple weeks ago
The leggies fit my wifey nicely and the cooler top fits my Palm cooler even nicelier!
@spectra242 the long iphone cable worked once or twice but crapped out.
Happy Birthmeh… I have bought so many things I didn’t know I needed. Hope your day is filled with everything that makes you happy


Mine arrived an hour ago:
Joy Mangano Hardside Carry-On Luggage & XL Dresser Set
scalp massaging brush
makeup brush set
small roll of gold houndstooth wrapping paper
irk bag
thanks meh!
it’s been a weird few months for deliveries, I’ve had stuff from the UK take 3 months. 2 months from texas is a new record, though.
Damn! A lot of y’all got really good stuff! I’ve been trying for one for the longest time & always miss out
Mine just arrived. It wasn’t instant. And not much regret, nothing I would have ordered, but nothing useless either.
Not sure I need two breathalyzers… 3 since I actually ordered one when it was for sale here. I mean, I haven’t been drinking that much…
Black bag
Oil diffuser
Knock off air pods
So out of nowhere my Mid-May IRK arrived today. Seriously, it went from processing yesterday to shipped and delivered today. I had completely given up and Meh had even refunded my money a week or so ago. But man, was it worth the wait! Some wall stickers, a pair of XL running socks that may be too big, some resistance bands, bluetooth earbuds, and the Rock Solid RS2200 whole body vibration machine. That thing alone goes for almost $200 on Morning Save. It is missing the remote and I haven’t plugged it in yet but I’m sure it works, right?!
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So my Mid-May IRK just arrived today, after quite a trip that started on June 1st. It seems it traveled from TX, to IN, to IL, to back to IN, to CO, back to IN, to AZ, and finally back to CO. The box did have 2 address labels on it, mine in CO and an old one for AZ, but it finally made it to its final destination. Contents as follows:
Black IRK bag
Monster travel-size display cleaner
Build your own phone stand
HP/Monster USB cable for Printer/Scanner/etc
and finally a
Secura 5-in-1 HEPA Air Purifier Cleaner
All items appear to be new.
@jvo Nice haul! My mid-June IRK arrives tomorrow.