Merry Month of Meh-Mas Vasectomy Edition


So today is the day. T-minus one hour till the big snip.

/giphy big snip

While this is usually an in office procedure, fortunately for me my urologist has a hard time feeling the vas tubes so I get sedated. On the plus side his hands were warm when he was feeling around.

So the the Meh-tizens I’ll see you on the other side. Unless this goes horribly wrong then well this could be the last post. Before I go a few words of advice.

  1. Take birth control seriously
  2. Don’t put food in front of a fat guy that cannot eat till after his surgery
  3. @mediocrebot is the grinch
  4. @chadp or @thumperchick really need to hook me up with a Christmas IRK
  5. Have extra fish on hand Incase your kids fish dies.
  6. It’s Christmas time be nice to the people around you.
  7. After Christmas be nice to the people around you, it’s called human decency we could use some more of it.
  8. Follow Auschwitz Museum on Twitter, they are trying to hit 750k followers and well they are a good organization for some historical facts
  9. Be the best you, you can be
  10. Write a teacher and say thank you it makes the whole profession worth it.
  11. Live life to the fullest because you only get one.
  12. Help me win a fish tank click here

What does everyone else have to add?

See you on the other side.


/giphy vasectomy time