Merry Month of Meh-Mas The Festivus edition
8This year Festivus falls on Monday December 23 also known as tomorrow. With that in mind and because @mike808 asked me to say what really grinds my gears this is the Festivus edition of my goathood.
SO ON WITH OUR PRE FESTIVUS DAY
Let’s get the Festivus pole out
(As an aside whatever gif shows up it’s random)
/giphy Festivus Pole
/giphy Festivus Dinner
/giphy Airing of Grievances
“ I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!” - Frank Costanza
So let’s hear about your grievances. You have till dinner time December 23 and then it’s time for Feats of Strength. If only I can find a Meh staffer who wants to play online trivia till one of us quits. Anyone game? Anyone know how to set that up? @Chadp @Thumperchick @snapster let’s play for all the Meh marbles control of one @mediocrebot for 1 week or something else I don’t know surprise me. I’ll offer a set of tickets to next years home opener for the Maryland Terps football game.
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First gripe: lack of engagement on this post
@bleedmichigan so make up your mind … post or pole !?!!
BTW… how them fishies doin’?
@chienfou this post about a pole, a Festivus pole. That would be an interesting title for a sex tape but do you really want to see George Costanza or his father in a sex tape? As for the fishes the hopefully are stuck behind a net, a cauterized net.
@bleedmichigan
???
@bleedmichigan so it’s a post about a pole, not a post about a post… or a poll about a post
/giphy a post … awww screw it…
too many fails
it’s probably a trigger anyway
@chienfou vasectomy joke. The actual fishes are in this Meh inspired photo
@bleedmichigan ohhh
/giphy duhhh
I guess I am tired. Worked 24 hours in the past 32…
BTW… nice clowns!
@chienfou 3 clown fish and a clown tang. We are a barrel of laughs over here
@bleedmichigan i want those u Maryland home tickets
@CaptAmehrican they are student section tickets feel free to come I can get tons of the
@bleedmichigan
So, is that the title of your sex tape?
@mike808
…wait… is that Paris Hilton.??
@mike808 see above
@chienfou @mike808 @bleedmichigan
/giphy Paris Hilton festivus
@bleedmichigan @eonfifty @mike808 I kinda like the monkey one
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @eonfifty
Doesn’t anyone watch Brooklyn 99?
/giphy Brooklyn 99 sex tape
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @mike808
I’ve heard of it.
/giphy heard of it
@chienfou
I didn’t like the sunglasses.
/giphy no like sunglasses
I’m a little annoyed you’re asking for grievances just after I decided to let all my fucks go for the week.
/giphy festivus grievance fuck
@eonfifty you have till tomorrow at dinner time.
@bleedmichigan @eonfifty
As if you had any fucks to to let go to start with.
@eonfifty @mike808 barren fucks? Is that like code for manscaping or something else
@bleedmichigan
… as in a fancy way to say I have no fucks to give.
You want grievances?
How about my grief with The latest Star Wars.
I expected more!
@JnKL
My grievance w the SW series and the new film is that I don’t care enough to bother with going to a theater. I’ll watch it on my phone someday.
Grievances for the goat
I am powering thru skim ice today
I still didn’t finish everything for Christmas
I don’t have a boyfriend or date for new years
I need more coffee
@CaptAmehrican ice is fun
Do you ever have everything for Christmas?
Aren’t us guys over rated? Just sent-partner
Coffee is gross
@CaptAmehrican self partner not sent
/giphy self partner
