Merry Month of Meh-Mas The Festivus edition

bleedmichigan posted some pics said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 11:06am ET

This year Festivus falls on Monday December 23 also known as tomorrow. With that in mind and because @mike808 asked me to say what really grinds my gears this is the Festivus edition of my goathood.

SO ON WITH OUR PRE FESTIVUS DAY

Let’s get the Festivus pole out
(As an aside whatever gif shows up it’s random)

/giphy Festivus Pole

/giphy Festivus Dinner

/giphy Airing of Grievances

“ I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!” - Frank Costanza

So let’s hear about your grievances. You have till dinner time December 23 and then it’s time for Feats of Strength. If only I can find a Meh staffer who wants to play online trivia till one of us quits. Anyone game? Anyone know how to set that up? @Chadp @Thumperchick @snapster let’s play for all the Meh marbles control of one @mediocrebot for 1 week or something else I don’t know surprise me. I’ll offer a set of tickets to next years home opener for the Maryland Terps football game.

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bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 8:05pm ET:

First gripe: lack of engagement on this post

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- @bleedmichigan so make up your mind … post or pole !?!!
  BTW… how them fishies doin’?
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:19pm ET
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- @chienfou this post about a pole, a Festivus pole. That would be an interesting title for a sex tape but do you really want to see George Costanza or his father in a sex tape? As for the fishes the hopefully are stuck behind a net, a cauterized net.
  
  bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:45pm ET
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  the[y] hopefully are stuck behind a net, a cauterized net.
  
  ???
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:53pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan so it’s a post about a pole, not a post about a post… or a poll about a post
  /giphy a post … awww screw it…
  
  too many fails
  it’s probably a trigger anyway
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:57pm ET
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- @chienfou vasectomy joke. The actual fishes are in this Meh inspired photo
  
  bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 10:42pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan ohhh
  /giphy duhhh
  
  I guess I am tired. Worked 24 hours in the past 32…
  BTW… nice clowns!
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 11:16pm ET
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- @chienfou 3 clown fish and a clown tang. We are a barrel of laughs over here
  
  bleedmichigan said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 12:00am ET
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- @bleedmichigan i want those u Maryland home tickets
  
  CaptAmehrican said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 7:21am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican they are student section tickets feel free to come I can get tons of the
  
  bleedmichigan said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 1:32pm ET
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mike808 said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 8:55pm ET:

@bleedmichigan

Let’s get the Festivus pole out

So, is that the title of your sex tape?

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  your sex tape
  
  …wait… is that Paris Hilton.??
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:15pm ET
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- @mike808 see above
  
  bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:47pm ET
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- @chienfou @mike808 @bleedmichigan
  /giphy Paris Hilton festivus
  
  eonfifty said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:53pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan @eonfifty @mike808 I kinda like the monkey one
  
  chienfou said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:54pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan @chienfou @eonfifty
  Doesn’t anyone watch Brooklyn 99?
  /giphy Brooklyn 99 sex tape
  
  mike808 said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 10:05pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan @chienfou @mike808
  I’ve heard of it.
  /giphy heard of it
  
  eonfifty said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 12:01am ET
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  I didn’t like the sunglasses.
  /giphy no like sunglasses
  
  eonfifty said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 12:04am ET
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eonfifty said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:25pm ET:

I’m a little annoyed you’re asking for grievances just after I decided to let all my fucks go for the week.
/giphy festivus grievance fuck

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- @eonfifty you have till tomorrow at dinner time.
  
  bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 9:47pm ET
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- @bleedmichigan @eonfifty
  As if you had any fucks to to let go to start with.
  
  mike808 said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 10:07pm ET
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- @eonfifty @mike808 barren fucks? Is that like code for manscaping or something else
  
  bleedmichigan said Sun, Dec 22nd 2019 at 10:45pm ET
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  … as in a fancy way to say I have no fucks to give.
  
  mike808 said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 1:34am ET
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JnKL said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 6:58am ET:

You want grievances?
How about my grief with The latest Star Wars.
I expected more!

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  My grievance w the SW series and the new film is that I don’t care enough to bother with going to a theater. I’ll watch it on my phone someday.
  
  f00l said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 1:35pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 7:28am ET:

Grievances for the goat
I am powering thru skim ice today
I still didn’t finish everything for Christmas
I don’t have a boyfriend or date for new years
I need more coffee

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- @CaptAmehrican ice is fun
  Do you ever have everything for Christmas?
  Aren’t us guys over rated? Just sent-partner
  Coffee is gross
  
  bleedmichigan said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 1:33pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican self partner not sent
  
  /giphy self partner
  
  bleedmichigan said Mon, Dec 23rd 2019 at 6:48pm ET
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