Merry Month of Meh-Mas Star Wars Edition
6So the new Star Wars is out. All hail Disney making mad money this year and still tickets cost to much to the parks, employees are under paid etc. Go capitalism, booo socialism. Or…yeah I can’t think of a way to spin that one to make socialists happy. Fortunately there has never been a true socialist state (wait for someone to argue and then point them to the argument).
Anyway I digress, the new Star Wars is out and I have not seen it yet. Is Jar Jar in it? I hope so he was by all means one of the best/worse characters ever to grace the silver screen, he rivaled the likes of Hubert Hawkins (bonus points if you have any clue who that is). Alas the Skywalker saga comes to an end which seems improbable as this is Disney and at some point this money making train will come back.
/giphy jar jar
/giphy Hubert Hawkins
So kids are out for winter break, Congress is on break (what do they really do anyway?) it’s almost the day that some fat guy in a red coat breaks into your house and steals your food and leaves you a gift. Speaking of gifts has anyone ever sent or received something from poopsenders.com?
Lost in Space season 2 on Netflix anyone?
No nothing fine, enjoy the power block, it’s “Pretty Badass” lots of watts, a ‘Perfect’ power block and lots of people have told me that. Also lots of people have told me things about water like how the dishes don’t get done or toilets don’t flush like they used to…mostly women have told me this so yeah the EPA they are looking into it. Oh also I’m not ready ET anymore because Christianity Today something something something.
For the love of all that is sacred why do we as a collective group of Americans on both sides of the aisle continue to elect these morons. If you think Trump is a moron, fine; if you think Pelosi is a moron fine again, but we keep electing these people, why? Is this really the best America has to offer? More importantly snowflakes you have complained about your parents bossing you around, y not get out and vote for someone younger who isn’t your dads age otherwise your just having someone who is not your parent represent you like they were your parent because they are likely the same age. Instead you young half wits (I am part of this sad group by age only) just yell back ok Boomer, unfortunately most of these boomers don’t have their hearing aids turned up loud enough to hear you.
Yeah Star Wars
May the Force be with you and live long and prosper.
(Yes I realize those two quotes are from 1 Star Wars and 2. Star Trek the point is to annoy you just enough because there is someone out there that is now stewing because of the combination of 1 and 2.
/giphy Picard
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While you are bored with holiday stuff check out the old British Tv show Red Dwarf.
@bleedmichigan I second and third that recommendation, and remember:
“They’re all dead Dave… Everybody’s dead…”
/giphy Smeghead
I really loved Danny Kaye, in all of his many roles, and refuse to read anything biographical about him so that my untarnished childhood adoration of him remains thus.
/giphy Flagon with the dragon
@PhysAssist bonus points for you good sir
@bleedmichigan Thank you kind sir, and thank you also for bringing up my always pleasant memories of Sir Kaye.
Uwungelema
I blame the goat for the excellent rant.
Checking out poopsenders.com just made my day. Filing for reference only, of course.
@mehcuda67
Right reference only
So, @bleedmichigan, tell us what really grinds your gears?
/image grinds my gears
@mike808 that list is to long because I am an overly opinionated independent who thinks almost everyone is a royal pain and needs to listen to people more and shut their mouth. I guess we could have a long thread on our gripes. Sounds like fun. I’ll start it tonight.