Meh Xmas cards?
36Was just thinking about how meh the holiday season is after the thrill of turkey day is but a memory, and thought 'What's worse than Xmas music?' How about Xmas cards? Xmas cards are pretty meh, but not nearly enough. Can they be made more-so? I'd like to think so, but this is all I could come up with:
(Made in MSPaint for extra mediocrity)
I'm sure someone can do better(worse?) than this!
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Very Mediocre. Bravo.
I approve of this half-assed attempt.
Maybe use comic sans? That is the most meh-type font I can think of.
@Lister That is entirely too evil.
Great first attempt! Maybe @snapster will use it as his company's christmas card and pay you in free fuku's for a year. Tree needs to look a bit more pathetic but not as far gone as "Charlie Brown" pathetic. After mediocre new year add "or whatever".
Take a piece of paper, fold it in half. Write on the front, "Have a happy thing"...on the inside, "Whatever it is, I hope it is appropriately festive".
@The_Baron dont even fold the paper
@unoriginal26 don't even use paper, just scratch it into the dirt at their feet.
@DaveInSoCal Slap them in the face and yell, "HOLIDAY"
This ^
@The_Baron you win!! I'm dying!
So I have a card coming but I need to know names. I have accounted for: jont, shawn, holboll (maybe spelled wrong?) - mehcus, snapster, dave Have I missed anyone?
Thanks.
@Kidsandliz You looking for mor meh staff? I can think of harrison, katylava, hart, chadp and sorta on the fringe is matthew.
@Kidsandliz Are you also going to include the Korean staff? MasterST and galmaegi come to mind.
@hallmike yes thanks. Is holboll spelled right?
@bluedog thanks for them too - there is also nathan but I forget what the rest of his name is P or T maybe?
@Kidsandliz hollboll not holboll (two l's both times)
@dashcloud thanks
@Kidsandliz Don't forget Irk, Glen, Hank, and mediocrebot. They have feelings too, you know. Irk might have more feelings than he should.
@Kidsandliz There's some more Korean staff: nathank, ethanp. I think that's all of the Korean staff, but i'm not sure.
@SSteve Thanks for adding them.
@dashcloud Thanks
Is there anyone else that has been missed (or misspelled)?
love it, great stuff. err, rather....like it. It's kinda okay.
On a piece of paper write:
"Things are rough,
And times are hard.
Here's your damned old Christmas card."
And here I sit with glue and glitter and pieces of paper all over the place. Trying to keep the cats from walking on the pieces of paper with wet glue and glitter on them.
I wish you'd posted this about three weeks ago. Sure would have made my life a whole lot easier.
@lisaviolet And whose fault it that? Oh wait, not yours 3 weeks ago. Hmm but I think the rules are that if you only discovered the problem today then it is the current goat's fault. PS you want 2 sweetie pie kitties to add to your, hmm what do you call it - not herd, gaggle, pack… - of cats?
@Kidsandliz It was @cenglund0 's fault. And no mas cats. Looking forward to a day when we have a normal amount, like four or five. And it's a clowder. A litter of kittens is called a kindle. Not that any of our cats had kittens after we took them under our wing.
@lisaviolet BY the way I saw that other post that you don't want any blame today as you are planning for it to be a good day. You do know what that invited don't you? LOL. All my cats are strays although the last 3 were left behind by my neighbors, I can't afford 7 and trying to find 3 of them a good home (haven't had those 3 very long - came to me starving and flea ridden and now are happy, sweet little critters ready for new homes. (All fixed).
@Kidsandliz Our cats mostly came from the streets. Ferals. We have a few that friends gave us because we were their last resort. And we took in my mom's when she died. Friend me on FB (lisa violet) and we can see if we can find a way to get those kitties into a forever home.
Since my card turned into a poem I have created a new thread for christmas poems.