Meh Fantasy Football League - Season 2!
10Here’s how it’s going to go down: we’re going to have at least 3 leagues separated by skill level and how involved you wanna be. Advanced/Competitive, Intermediate, and Beginner/Casual Leagues. Every league will have 12 teams.
The Advanced/Competitive Leagues are for people that really get into Fantasy. People that will be eyeing free agents and making moves and trades every week. This is for the people that will never forget to set their lineup and probably like to trash talk a little too much. @MEHcus and @nigelf will be in these leagues.
The Intermediate Leagues are for people that have a few seasons of Fantasy under their belt, enjoy football, but don’t want to take it quite so seriously. You know what you’re doing but don’t have trophies lining your walls, and you’ll pay attention to your lineup. @JonT and @hollboll will be in these leagues.
The Beginner/Casual Leagues are for people that have an interest in playing but may not really know what they’re doing. You should still try your best to keep up with the league, don’t just abandon it because it’s casual. @harrison and @Moose will be in these leagues.
I’ll make posts down below asking for people to sign up for each type of league and create however many leagues we need to fit the demand, I'm hoping for around 2 leagues per skill level. Reply to the league that you want to join to reserve your spot.
Kickoff isn’t until 9/10 so we’ll give people some time to commit.
You have until 11:59pm EST 8/21 to sign up
Prepare to be on the receiving end of my signature "Self-Wedgie" celebration dance!
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I want to join an Advanced/Competitive League! I will keep up with the inevitable suspensions/injuries and always update my roster and be generally too involved!
@JonT I like sports
@MEHcus and you don't care who knows?
@JonT sign me up for the closest thing to @mfladd 's goat style!
@JonT I accept this challenge, I may be a bottom of the barrel player in this league, but I bring my trash talking despite how bad I am doing attitude.
@JonT If the goat league is unofficial, I'd like to be in one of these, too. (I'm still not 100% clear on that.)
@christinewas trader
@mfladd Yes. And an active one, at that. If you meant traitor, though... I would never abandon you.
@JonT Count me in
@mfladd I like trader better.
@christinewas yup...damn it.
@JonT I am posting a hold spot for @drunkcajun until he tells me otherwise.
@JonT I think I want this one, but I would be willing to swap to intermediate if this one is too full and/or that one doesn't have enough.
@JonT I'm willing if you're open. ;)
@metaphore @JonT DITTO
@JonT yes please
@JonT Just leaving a note here that I've switched to intermediate for time management reasons. (Unless you end up being short on players for this league.) Sorry for the added clutter/complications!
I want to join an Intermediate League! I know what I’m doing, but I’m not a pro.
@JonT I'm in this one!
@JonT Hey, me too!
@JonT If allowed despite Goat League (So put under tentative)
@JonT Sign me up.
@JonT I want to be in this one
@JonT I'll join
@JonT in
@JonT I guess I'm here? Does winning last year force me to be in the advanced league? Edit - Can I still trash talk in this league?
@JonT Put me in, coach! I'm ready to play. Today!
@JonT sign me up!
@JonT I'm totally down for this, I'll try not to eff it up TOO much
@dunda You do know those were lyrics for baseball and this is football and that they are not the same game, right ? Just checking. ;-)
@ceagee Psh, you'll be sorry when I get the best center fielder in the draft!
@JonT I'm in
@JonT I'll go for intermediate this year.. I've come in second place in multiple leagues, but have never quite won..
@JonT Put me in coach! I want to play!
@JonT I am interested!
@JonT sure
@JonT I want in on this one if possible.
@JonT me. me! for any of them. wherever a spot is.
@JonT I would like to switch to this level, due to the number of leagues I'm joining this year. (And my commitment to be over-the-top involved in the goat league.) If it's better for final numbers, though, you can bounce me back up to a competitive league. Thanks!
@JonT I'd be down for the intermediate league
I want to join a Beginner/Casual League! I have no idea what I’m doing but I’ll try hard!
@JonT It's pretty fun to see how well i can do without watching a single football game.
@JonT I've never played fantasy football before, but I've watched The League! And hooray for casual non-competitiveness! ... There's some sort of autodraft option, right? the chances that I do a bunch of football-related research is pretty slim.
@JonT will this league come w/ a tutorial ?
@harrison Will you be playing, or will you delegate to a bot? (not that that is against the rules or anything!)
@JonT I'll give a go, never played before though....
@dashcloud Playing myself, mainly because I haven't found a good football stats API.
@harrison I had bookmarked this:
http://archive.advancedfootballanalytics.com/2010/04/play-by-play-data.html
but a look at the main page:
http://www.advancedfootballanalytics.com/ shows it won't help you much this year. Still worth a look though.
@JonT I'd like to join this league. "This" being the beginner / Casual. I don't know if I'll try "Hard" but I'll certainly sorta try.
@JonT I'm in! Have played many times before, but I'm definitely behind on football knowledge.
@becca @JonT but if that makes me a better intermediate candidate, that works too.
@JonT @christinewas has convinced me to do this. I plan on maintaining my hatred of the NFL and indifference to the national passion for this head-smashing extravaganza. But, yeah, I'm in if there's room. And I might try a little.
@dashcloud Oh, neat! Definitely won't help this year, but I'd like to do something with this data set.
@becca You're intermediate. Get that shit outta here. ;-) But seriously. Leave now.
@joelmw ok fine. I'll stick to shitty intermediate who obnoxiously stops paying attention halfway through.
@becca It's okay either way. I just want to take the bar as low as we can possibly get it. :-)
everyone in the casual league be careful of @joelmw. If he taking advice from the fantasy savvy @christinewas he is a "ringer" in this league :)~
@mfladd She can tell you: I'm obstinately independent and will go my own way despite her best intentions to help me. Plus, she claims I was merciless on her as a child (in games and such), so she kinda likes to see me lose.
@joelmw you raised a smart girl ;)
@JonT Aight, im in. time to learn more about this sportsball stuff
@JonT I'm game! Well, I like the game! Um, I'll do my very best? Maybe. Ok, I'll bring the beer.
@JonT I am so in
@JonT I'm in too- I've never played before, but my 12 year old played one year in math class so he can explain it to me. Yes, that's what they did in math class. Because, why learn real math.
@JonT count me in for beginner. This will be my first league!
@JonT don't know anything about fantasy football leagues but love my favorite team( Cowboys and 2nd fav team Texans ) so sign me up..I think..:)
@JonT I want to join!
@JonT I want to join casual
@DrunkCat @christinewas of course you (and anyone else in the goat league) can join!
Count me in (again). I want revenge for that pathetic playoff performance last year.
@mfladd Hey, I can do both! I can also chew bubblegum and type at the same time without getting gum in my keyboaaljaljagdsl;jasdl;gjasdgkqwytoi34809q;'i ,diuhasfoliqfoaihsdgf;lasgh...
Son of a bitch!
@capguncowboy traitor
@capguncowboy Is that revenge against me?
@patthetuck it was actually conanthelibrarian that put me out in round one, when my team posted a measly 35 or so points in the second week 2. I don't blame him though, i blame my team
What happens to the beginner league when an old pro joins and sandbags the hell out of everyone?
@Teripie They may or may not receive a pallet of sandbags signifying their victory. Or maybe just a picture of a sandbag. Or maybe a sand sandwich. Or maybe a knuckle-sandwich from a guy named Sandy. Ahh forget it just sign up and have fun.
@Teripie please ignore @NigelF, he's been trying to come up with an excuse to get my pile of sandbags out of our office. They're there for aesthetic reasons that he just doesn't appreciate, damnit
@Teripie They endure the frustration of being in a league full of beginners that just lost ALL interest, for the rest of the season. And they walk away with the satisfaction (?) of knowing they won (achieved nothing).
@Teripie "Winning" the casual league should be seen as at best a dubious honor.
I'd love to join the intermediate league....if you'll have me.
bumping this thread for the night crew.
Looks like the current sign-ups are adv-9 int-9 beg-7 so we're off to a good start! Keep those signups coming!
No promises.
@Moose I never figured you for a casual competitor. I challenge you to be more casual than me. Wait . . . well, whatever. Just whatever. Never mind.
Please, most esteemed and learned elders of the Footballicus Fantasiorum (idiots who've wasted time on this nonsense before), enlighten me (and my fellows of better taste in time wasting). How the fuck does this work? I only know from very passively (and against my best efforts to the contrary) overhearing the annoyingly incessant chatter of coworkers babbling about this bullshit. Oh, and from my kid--but I'm usually able to divert the subject over to politics or religion and end up forgetting whatever she said about the fantasy fooseballs.
@joelmw It's basically a stock market game. You buy certain stocks and hope they perform well.
@joelmw Just kind of need to dive in and get a team to start learning. With all the aspects and decisions that come up it's best to learn during the season. It's awesome to have someone who you can tap for knowledge and advice on a week per week basis but there is also plenty of expert advice available online.
@joelmw you have already said you want to see me annihilated by @Christinewas - you are on your own, Unicorn Boy.
Sink or Swim :)
@denboy @mfladd meh. If I suck I'll just blame it on the NFL. The whole system is rigged. And pointless anyway. I can feel the loathing rising within me. I think I'll work with that.
@joelmw You're only allowed to blame losing on the Patriots and their cheating.
@denboy
@mfladd Unless the Pats learn to cheat better and stop getting caught, then yeah. Ffl is great for settling any scores.
@denboy tell it to the ring!
and now we do have a score to settle ;) (suck it seahawks)
@joelmw You pick players from actual teams and put them on your team. If they score in real life, you score in the game. You can also get points as your players improve their statistics, like a point for every 10 yards of offense. Poor play can actually cost you points. You have some extra bench slots, but players on the bench don't contribute to your score. It's best to pay attention and adjust your lineup every week, in case someone is hurt out has a bye week, or someone has a more promising matchup, like a normally mediocre player going up against Oakland's terrible defense. That's the basic idea, anyway.
@denboy Can I at least blame this guy too?
Thanks, @jqubed. I was aware of the basic idea. I just wanna make sure I don't get screwed by misunderstanding one of the optional rules in our league. And, Idunno, keeping up with sports seems like such a fulltime thing for some people, I'm curious how I can play without becoming that. Of all things in the world, I'm content (yes, proud even) to let professional sports being something I'm actively ignorant of.
@joelmw wow, freaky pic.
@denboy I'm surprised there aren't more like it (I looked a little). But I suppose he has minions whose job it is to suppress such things.
@joelmw maybe he's just such a swell guy that everybody loves and respects him too much.
@jqubed To be clear though, I've never actually done any fantasy sports. The closest I've come is a couple of pathetic attempts to fill out a bracket for March Madness. Actually last year I just stole one from my favorite newspaper and did better than ever.
But when I was at the software company 20 years ago, the coders were all into it and always talking about it. My colleague for the last ten years (same team and same title, though we have different specific roles) is a sports nut and has been running a FFL as long as I can remember. Most recently my own daughter. I feel like the last holdout from this episode of Next Generation.
@denboy
@joelmw If it would make you feel better, I can make a Lazy league, where you do as little as possible, and let the random number generator do the rest.
@dashcloud Well in that case, could someone just set up and name the team for me? We also need a trash-talking bot.
@joelmw Paging @harrison !
@dashcloud I'm kidding of course. This is my first time ever in a fantasy league, but I'm still maintaining the delusion that I'll reason or intuit my way to victory. And I'd rather make awful choices than sit and watch a machine make choices for me (unless I could at least plug in a bunch of variables).
Disclosure: @christinewas just gave me a brief tutorial. My head is swimming and I'm sure that I know just enough to be really dangerous to myself (trust me, I have a history). But at least I think I know what a waiver and a free agent are in FFL. So there's that. Plus she keeps suggesting that naming my team is super important. So, yeah, I'm confused about that too. Basically I'm confused. About many things.
Uhhh... False. First off, I gave an awesome and thorough tutorial. @joelmw still has time get the information all mixed up in his head, though. And the name thing is nonsense. I merely said, "I still haven't decided on my team name." See... he's already mixing things up.
@christinewas I'm sure your tutorial was excellent, but 1) I'm a newb and 2) I confuse myself easily. And 3) I am in fact a slow learner; give me a few years and I might be really good at this. I'll likely pull some really stupid stunts the first couple of times though. I get these ideas. Often--maybe usually--they fail big.
And you've mentioned the name thing a couple of times already. It's the one thing I'm most sure of. But yes, I mix things up.
BTW, we're sitting two feet from each other. Which is awesome: my kid is in town. But it's also kinda weird that we're having this conversation online.
@joelmw The two-feet-away thing would be better if you were visiting me. But... yeah, it's good. And BOTH references to names were about MY team. You could name yours Team Football, as far as I'm concerned.
@christinewas I'm trying to follow your example. "Team Football" sounds like a great idea.
@christinewas Btw, I noticed you didn't fill in your team name yet, so I did it for you ;)
@mfladd Thanks for that. You're just the best.
@christinewas Love the new name, just don't expect it to happen.
@mfladd Because the other players in your division will outplay you and prevent you from making it to the play-offs, where I would ultimately destroy you?
@christinewas Did you notice the question mark at the end of your sentence? Even you are in doubt.
@mfladd @christinewas I understand how to read the question mark. It's a threat.
@Teripie Exclamation mark would have been more convincing of her prowess.
@Teripie No, no. It was a question mark because I was asking. @mfladd, I wanted to understand why you though I wouldn't get to destroy you. So I was asking if your confidence in yourself was so low that you didn't think you'd even make the playoffs. I still fully expect to play an active role in your ruin.
@joelmw just saw this and signed up. hopefully we end up in the same league!
@Odi I'm ambivalent. Knowing how you are, my friend, (with the research and the figuring things out--a lot like @christinewas) I'm afraid that you'll have it locked up and my only hope is that luck will go for me and against you. But it'll be fun being beat by you, I guess. ;-p Nah. It'll be fun. If you really are a beginner, I hope we are in the same league. :-) Even if you do end up dominating.
I prefer being on your team, but I guess I can enjoy your dominance vicariously.
@Odi I should get off my thing about "casual" necessarily meaning "beginner." I see now that that's kind of obnoxious.
@joelmw I've only played fantasy baseball and badly at that. It's almost all luck, like how analyzing past performance says nothing about a stock's performance in the future.
@Odi Works for me. :-)
which league is @Snapster joining???
I would like to play in the advanced league
@baseba4551 Okay, I've refrained commenting. And I looked up the specific reference here. But every time I see this I still can't help always thinking about a bunch of Jews in mourning. And this guy.
@joelmw Cute snake!
@brhfl I think that's part of how the little bastards do their work. It's easy to miss the beady little evil eyes above the big, friendly fake ones.
@joelmw TIL about sitting shiva. Now I am picturing two families vying for the shiva championship. The winner of the shiva bowl is that who can mourn the longest.
I'd be in for advanced/competitive. Pretty hardcore about it.
Ah, what the hell...I'll join the intermediate league if there are any slots left.
What site will we be using?
@mtbm33 they're counting the number of people that want to join in the replies to this thread I think. then deciding how many leagues will be made.
I will join your beginner league! I will be confused!
@jrwofuga I WILL JOIN TOO! I WILL ALSO BE CONFUSED!
Okay folks, as of right now we have:
12 teams for the advanced league, yay! I'm gonna say we're full for that league because it doesn't look like we're going to get another 12 that are interested.
23 teams for the intermediate league! That means we have room for 1 more team since we're doing leagues of 12.
14 teams for the beginner league. That's a bit of a problem because we need 10 more people to enter right now to be able to fill out a 2nd league.
There's always the possibility of someone from the beginner league moving up to fill the last intermediate spot, in which case @Moose would probably drop out and we would be full for every skill level. If anyone is willing to take that challenge let me know! Otherwise we'll wait until Friday and see how many signups we get.
@JonT With a beginner league I don't think there will be a problem with 14. There will probably be a lot of autodrafts and limited participation with free agency. I don't think anyone in this league will even notice the differences much (compared with 12). And I hate to say it - usually with these types of leagues active participation can be spotty as the weeks go on.
@JonT I'm more concerned about sandbaggers in the beginners/casual league: (cough) players in multiple leagues (cough) or with a bunch of experience (cough). But I have no idea about the number of players in the league, because I'm a total newb. Except that my tutor tells me (and this is logical) that it affects drafting. Or I think that's what she said. Did I mention I'm easily confused?
@JonT I can take the last intermediate spot. I have been playing fantasy for 20 years now, but I'm pretty bad.
@JonT What website will we be using?
@JonT I would say that for the beginner league you can probably shoot for 2 8-person leagues. That will be a little more forgiving for the participants as there is more talent to go around.
As to the site, I believe the plan was ESPN unless @JonT called an audible and we're going somewhere else.
@baseba4551 going with ESPN! I know everyone has their preference but too bad, it's what we're using.
@JonT ESPN is good with me.
@JonT sounds good. I was fine with it last year
@NigelF I think that's a great idea. And it avoids the torment of 14 teams in the beginner's experience.
@JonT If necessary, you can bump me to Intermediate. Or if necessary I can drop out to help out since I'm already in the fully supported and backed Official Meh Goat league. (Did I get that right @mfladd ?)
@Bogie Close :) The "Fully Endorsed and Supported" Unmehficial Stupid Goat! League (FESUSGL )
@mfladd Does that mean you'll have to stay the goat throughout the entire season? Or one of us within that league has to be the goat each month?
@Teripie I like 2nd part, not the 1st part.
@Teripie oooh! I like the idea of @mfladd remaining goat until the regular season ends!
Come on, @mfladd. If you don't do it or our whole league is a lie.
@christinewas @Teripie It is very carefully stipulated in the Goat bylaws set forth by the governing body of Meh. That an officially elected goat may serve only a single one month term. I don't know what to tell you. Rules - what are you going to do - sorry.
@joelmw we kinda knew that last part already ;-)
@JonT how do we know if you put us in or not ? I made a comment /question about the beginner league, but not sure if that counts as being committed . but sure i am. sort of.
@mfladd rules and laws change all the time to keep up with the needs and natures of the bodies they govern. All the time.
@christinewas the red tape and political wrangling involved with this could take months, years. Far after my term (that I was contractually obligated to do - 1 month) is over. That being said, your current political situation is one that you very well could be nominated for said elected office. Think on that.
@mfladd I seriously doubt that would happen. And you can't scare me into silence. Some causes are worth taking up, regardless of the work or risks involved.
@mfladd I'm pretty sure that if there are goat bylaws, the first would be that you don't talk about the goat bylaws. I speak with the full authority of an old goat here. And having violated that prime of the theoretical bylaws, I'm pretty sure you can expect some sort of avenging death dealer.
And I don't by any means intend to join this particular fight, but I should tell you that us Ws are nothing if not persistent, especially when it comes to allegedly lost causes. The guy with the lance is one of @christinewas's father's heroes.
@ceagee Well, I thought that you should know by now. :-)
@joelmw persistent = understatement
@JonT I'll switch from beginner to intermediate.
@christinewas I will vote for you. Sorry in advance.
@sammydog01 Yes!
@sammydog01
@mfladd Niiiiice goat. You wouldn't do anything bad to me, would you?
@christinewas
@mfladd The rules are, there are no rules. Though we have avoided re-goating so far. I think at this point it's more interesting to give the honor to someone new each month, so it doesn't get boring.
@christinewas I made you a thing.
@mfladd Sorry that I really am not very sorry
@Thumperchick I completely agree.
@jaremelz I LOVE THIS!!!
http://www.domesticdork.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/This+has+to+be+the+best+Dr.Who+gif+I+ve+ever+_4e2cdf9abe3e03ef0e6e4926bd9c8537.gif
@jaremelz As far as I can tell, that gif will not embed. Maybe because the link is absurdly long. But nothing else I found was quite right. So... forum fail.
@Thumperchick I believe @mfladd reigning as goat would never get old. Maybe that's just me, though.
@christinewas I'm glad you like it! I've been resisting the urge to just wallpaper all of meh with it. But perhaps that would push poor @mfladd over the edge. And is it messed up that I had those things just laying around
@jaremelz Not at all. It simply means you are prepared for anything life may throw at you... Including a plethora or bizarre situations that would befuddle most people.
@christinewas That would sum up my home accurately!
@jaremelz What amazes me is that you have everything you need and you know where to find it.
@christinewas Aah, yes. The trick is having a very small house.
@christinewas
WordPress content ("wp-content" in the url) doesn't embed, but if you upload it to Imgur you can get a link that works.
@christinewas @jaremelz See. Some people, like @gio are nice, and enjoy helping people. Others are like vengeful spirits who wander the forums tormenting unsuspecting goats!
@mfladd Still unsuspecting, eh? In any case, @jaremelz HAS helped me. More than once. In fact, I think we've really embraced the idea of teamwork.
@christinewas Poor Unsuspecting Caspar
@mfladd You changed it before I had an opportunity to help! I was going to be a... nice(?) person.
@christinewas uh-huh
@mfladd Boo
@JonT to get this straight, we need an ESPN sign up and find the meh league or will you let us know in other ways
@Squid_07 sign up for ESPN now. When @JonT figures out the leagues he will send you an invite for the particular league you are placed. You will be ahead of the game and already have an account in place to accept it.
Oh yeah, intermediate league here I come. I'm loud, proud and...moud!
Argh! Is it too late? Do you have a league for people who were wrapped up with work and kids and missed the deadline? I'd like in. Intermediate is possible, can do the others if need be. Thanks guys.
@Rosstafari boo. I too got geared up for back to school and neglected my meh forum reading responsibilities. I'd say I feel like an ass, but this thread reeks of goat. So - did you get in? maybe offer to pick up and take over if anyone has to drop out. Then like any politician, you can claim credit if your team achieves greatness, or blame the previous person if your team stinks it up. I suppose that's any good CEO, too. or, come to think of it - anyone, anywhere. ever. Yeay, sports!
@v Nah, didn't make it. Ended up bugging distant relatives and coworkers from three jobs back until I found one. Had to come up with awkward openings lines that would lead me to demanding an invite to their league. Yeah... it was... yeah.
ugh I just saw this as well. Was waiting for last years league to be reactivated (I finished 2nd) any way you can grandfather me in? :-D
@alan21615 so......you're a loser?
:) didja get in??
@v hmmm doesn't appear so... we will see. Kind of disappointing, wish those of us from last year had gotten some sort of an email heads up or something :-(
Probably should assemble the leagues soon
@xEBRONx Like this?
@NigelF Ha! my league is more like this.....
@mfladd
@mfladd I just saw this! Ha! It's so true!
The anticipation is killing me :P
So, should we be expecting an email or some kind of invitation?
@nodnetni Stay Tuned!
Still awaiting my invitation to put on an ass-whoopin' show :)
@capguncowboy Glad to see you aren't clinging to any delisions that this might happen in the goat league.
@christinewas Nice!
There's a couple different ways they can do it.
They can ask for the emails of people that reserved spots and invite them to the league(s)
or
Post a link and there would be a free for all. First come first serve.
@xEBRONx Pretty sure they have all our emails already. Also, address & CC info
@MrGlass and SSN. Everyone else filled in that box too, right?
I figure when @JonT sends you a direct email informing you that he is a Nigerian prince and wants you to help him claim his money, you quickly reply to his emails with all the required info.
@xEBRONx My email address on file is the same one I've used with ESPN, if that helps.
Hey!
@Kevin this still makes me laugh every time I check the thread..thanks! :)
The first game is less than a week away, and there's a holiday between then and now! This really needs to hurry up ;) @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JaunT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT @JonT
@kadagan it's cool! I got it, we'll get the draft set up for early next week!
@kadagan
@JonT As a side note, do you get an email per @ mention, or one per message in which you are mentioned?
@kadagan just one :)
@JonT If possible, the goat league would appreciate a time that doesn't overlap with Tuesday (9/8) at 10pm Eastern. I know a few of us are also in these leagues. Thanks!
@christinewas Priority - SGL
@mfladd FESUSGL is my priority. But I don't want to be the bum who doesn't show up to the meh draft because of it.
@christinewas no matter what you are still a bum - though a cute one...
Oh shit! I am going to jail because of this, aren't I?
@mfladd For this... for other things... It was really just a matter of time. I'll try to coordinate periodic letters from the community, though, while you're in there.
I'm going to dominate.
@phatmass I'm going to enjoy myself
So, the first game is in three days...
@Kevin So your saying we don't need to worry about this for the next 2.5 days......
So will the draft be today or tomorrow?
@jqubed probably tomorrow or Thursday morning (just to cut it as close as possible). I'll update after lunch!
@jqubed I'm guessing you'll hear Faith Hill's sweet voice as the draft completes.
Looks like it's getting real close to panic time.
@Teripie
@jqubed
Just relax, worst case scenario we all autodraft, amirite @mfladd?
@marklog I tried to auto-draft in a @mflaad FF league one time. True story
@marklog
@mfladd that's offensive.
His beer selection, I mean.
@marklog BOTH!
Did I miss the leagues being set up? I posted that I wanted to be in the intermediate league...
@JonT just so you now @drunkcajun is now with FESUSGL. But @Bogie need a roster spot in one of your leagues.
Alright party people! All leagues have been created, draft times have been set, and emails should be out shortly.
If for some dumb reason you don't have access to the email address you have setup with us, let me know now!
ALL LEAGUES WILL BE DRAFTING TOMORROW, Wednesday the 9th @ 1:00pm Eastern
If you can't make it, sorry! Just make sure to set up your desired picks ahead of time and it'll draft for you based on what's available.
You can do that here:
Here's a recap of the leagues:
Meh Advanced League
@MEHcus
@NigelF
@studerc
@TaRDy
@capguncowboy
@metaphore
@drunkcajun
@Ryaneil
@TheAlmighty1
@baseba4551
@xEBRONx
@alan21615
Meh Intermediate League A
@hollboll
@DrunkCat
@bfb62185
@stardate820926
@dunda
@dnh127
@kadagan
@bruceoite
@jqubed
@nodnetni
@marklog
@cmdrvaughn
Meh Intermediate League B
@JonT
@Kevin
@superjimtendo
@christinewas
@becca
@devyanks90
@brandon
@patthetuck
@mtbm33
@dilleo
@smigit2002
@hashybrown
Meh Beginner League A
@Moose
@mfritz729
@AttyVette
@ceagee
@Rosstafari
@bullrocky
@Bogie
@joelmw
Meh Beginner League B
@harrison
@Mehntok
@sammydog01
@jrwofuga
@kidlebron
@MrGlass
@brendles
@Squid_07
Placement in leagues was entirely randomized, as will be draft order (randomized 1 hour before the draft).
Check your emails for the invite and I'll tag people tomorrow morning that haven't joined. If anyone can't play for some reason then tell us ASAP and we can try to work something out.
@JonT did you miss my sign up for beginner :(
@JonT MIL-A Represent!
@JonT live stream the draft!
@Odi if JonT will let you, I can give up my spot on beginner League A team.. I already joined the league and then I read your post...I was looking around the site and discovered there is a way to quit the league (once you have joined) and it says if you do quit that you have to be invited back in the league. It seems like you really want to play fantasy football in the meh league so I want someone that really really wants to play to have the opportunity to do so. I figured that can always play next year in the meh league ...I would like someone like yourself that it really means a lot to to play in the fantasy meh league to have the opportunity to do so.
I wanted to play just to learn about fantasy football leagues but it's not something I just have to do . So @JonT if you will let @Odi take my spot on the meh Beginner league A team ( east division) that's ok by me..let me know and I'll quit the league so that you can invite him to join the league instead.
@AttyVette Aww I don't "really really want to play" and would rather you stay in and learn, especially since you already signed up. Maybe @JonT can just fill me in somewhere if someone doesn't want to sign up anymore, to make the leagues have even number of players.
In fact, this may be a blessing in disguise, since last time I played fantasy baseball 10 years ago, I looked at sports news too much, and I definitely don't have time to do that anymore...
I think @JonT just made a mistake since he put in someone who signed up 23 hours after the deadline, but my name is missing. Hence why I asked if he missed my sign up. That or maybe he is pissed at me for recommending DreamQuest and the countless hours I've made him waste on a hand-drawn art mobile game.
@Odi YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOWED HIM THAT? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER FOR MY TIME TOO
@Odi seriously I don't mind..if you want to play I will let you have my place ..maybe I can just "shadow" you and learn :) @JonT...please make this happen for @Odi..
@harrison LOL and he wouldn't even buy it at first because of the graphics!
@AttyVette I insist you stay!
@JonT If you need a person to fill-in in the advanced league, let me know. I've got a Fantasy veteran buddy who would be happy to fill a slot.
1:00pm Eastern? The fuck? Gonna have to have the kiddos watch a fucking movie or something! :)
@studerc I figured there's no way to find a time that everyone will agree to, so lunch for us/anyone else on Central time seemed like a safe-ish bet.
Fixed it for ya ;) @JonT I figured there's no way to find a time that everyone will agree to, so lunch for us/anyone else on Central time seemed like a selfish bet.
@studerc Hemo the Magnificent and Powers of Ten were my teachers' choices.
@JonT i get 15 mins for lunch...11:45 to 12:00 central time. Well its gonna be a real shitty advanced group draft....same feeling as not getting any prizes after months/a year of waiting :)
@JonT well, things will get interesting. Tried to log into ESPN to set up my autodraft and sure as shit, it was filled with error messages and refused to log me into my account. @mehcus @NigelF I apologize for the fact that I will be a random autodrafting bastard.
Got the invite. Hope everyone joins in time
If the drafting site has the same lag time that meh does right now you will probably be done in at least 6 hours - just say'in.
@mfladd Question, O wise one- should I just leave the autopick on the default settings? I'm in the beginner league and don't want to screw up too badly.
@sammydog01 The auto draft will adjust itself to the leagues settings. The answer is yes, good luck, and kick some ass!
i have not got the email yet, and if i can't set up for the auto draft tonight, then i won't be able to play....i start work at 6am on Wed., and won't have access to the internet.......anybody have the link to set up picks?
got it, thanks!
Just had a morning draft in a 10-team league and it was over in a record 30 minutes.
Paging @drunkcajun, please accept your invite to the advanced league. We can't draft until the league is full and you're the odd man out right now.
@MEHcus FYI (posted yesterday prior to team announcements).
"@JonT just so you now @drunkcajun is now with FESUSGL. But @Bogie need a roster spot in one of your leagues."
@mfladd Yep, @drunkcajun is still in the league though, it's okay to be in two since this one is 'officially sponsored' or whatever. And Bogie was assigned to another league.
@mfladd I'm already in, Thanks for checking in on me!
@MEHcus I'll fill in if you need to start the draft
@Kevin Thanks, I'll check back in with you in about an hour. If @drunkcajun hasn't accepted the invite by that time I'll sub you in and send you the invite.
@MEHcus Damn. You had to go to the "officially sponsored" thing? I love salt on my "unmehficial" wounds.
@Bogie always :) Hope you enjoyed the party!
@MEHcus Please sub @Kevin into my spot. Sincere apologies.
@drunkcajun Done, thanks for letting me know! @Kevin the invite has been sent to the email we have on file.
@Moose @harrison @hollboll or @JonT do you guys need a sub for someone who hasn't signed up yet? @JonT omitted me when I asked to join casual. I could probably compete in intermediate with my fantasy baseball experience 10 years ago (I did play fantasy football that year too, but all my coworkers went inactive and it was pointless)
@Odi you're in @harrison's league! Sorry I missed you somehow on the first go around, I promise it wasn't intentional and setting this up was tougher logistically than I would have thought. Glad we could get you in!
@JonT accepted! I figured it would be a logistical nightmare
@Odi Welcome to the league! I'll kick your ass.
Calling @superjimtendo! You have 45 minutes to accept the invite to our league before your spot goes to @Odi.
Also paging @Squid_07! You have 30 minutes to accept the invite or we'll have to grab someone else.
@Odi looks like you might have your pick of Intermediate or Beginner leagues, anyone else interested in filling in?
@JonT @LazyZombie would take an extra Intermediate if no one else wants it. I can get him online if he needs to be.
@metaphore go for it! Email invite sent out to them!
@JonT Sorry was busy at the doctors all mornings
@Squid_07 If you would like me to add you as a 2nd owner, you can control my crappy draft picks in League B. I am also running one in League A
Or @harrison can do this apparently: Just use the LM tools to add a second owner to the team in question, then after that owner has accepted, use the LM tools to delete the original owner. Problem solved.
Damn. I'm still showing a gap in Beginner League A (@mfritz729). What's up with dat? Am I misinterpreting, @JonT?
@joelmw I'll play in both casuals to fill in, if needed
Is there a rescheduling plan for the leagues that didn't fill in time?
@christinewas we're only missing one person now, I'll try to find a last minute replacement.
@JonT Will the draft be pushed back to an hour after the position is filled?
@JonT Are we still on for 1? If so, is the draft order viewable somewhere?
@becca I'm not even sure if ESPN lets you schedule a draft for less than an hour away. It automatically cancelled when we weren't full at noon. If it DOES let us still schedule for one, I'll be a little frustrated to have lost the prep time in the draft room.
@mfritz729 last call for you to join, otherwise I'll replace you with anyone else willing to fill in.
First response to the post will join @Moose's beginner league!
@JonT can I be in both?
Major problem @JonT . Some how I accidentally deleted my account on ESPN ( I was goofing around w/ settings ) and they won't let me rejoin. And I already accepted to be on the team.
I can use another email.
but then how will that work for you ?
Hey I'm on the beginner league for a reason.
and it's not just football. ;-)
@ceagee @ceagee @ceagee
@joelmw I'm resigned up w/ a different email but I can't access the league @JonT
@ceagee And i signed w / email ceagee ceagee AT the google mail place. @JonT
Thanks for doing all this @JonT and company! This looks like it's been a headache.
@Mehntok Yeah. It's great they do this with fans/consumers. Some people are just crying and complaining in the comments
@ceagee @mfritz729 @AttyVette @Rosstafari @bullrocky @Bogie @joelmw
Seems like we may need to push back this particular league's draft because of issues with people joining. We'll shoot for 12:30pm but I'll work it out with @Moose.
@JonT Thanks for the headsup. I have some stuff this afternoon, but I'm actually pretty good with ESPN's rankings and autodraft, so a little intervention should get me by (and I should be in a meeting with fellow FFLers).
@JonT @ceagee and @odi have been invited, accept pleeeease.
@JonT I did. But now I do not know where to go for draft. I picked some names. but since I am so lost on the site. maybe I should do the auto thing. have you started yet ?
what do I do ???
hey this is the beginner league
@JonT I accepted as soon as I got the email
Your draft is happening right now! @ceagee @mfritz729 @AttyVette @Rosstafari @bullrocky @Bogie @joelmw
@JonT Sorry I didn't catch this sooner, @caegee, would've helped out some. Your team looks like it turned out pretty good all the same.
The draft is probably the most overwhelming part for newcomers, since it happens fast and you don't get a lot of time to plan stuff out. Setting up your team for each week's games and going over the Add/Drop list for players you want to swap around, all that is a lot easier and slower paced. Hit me up here or on the league page if you need some help.
@Rosstafari Thanks for the offer of help. i set it up by moving all the injured and suspended players off the list and putting some bench players in. I have a couple options, so I went w/ players whose teams I like. Can we see each others activated players/teams for the week ? If so, check out what I did and feel free to comment.
I miss paper
CRAP. I went w/ auto pick on first round and they had a suspended player as auto draft. WTF. off to a great start
@ceagee you'll be fine.
@marklog maybe. I went through my lineup (pushed enough buttons til I found it ) and set it up. basically it was moving all the suspended and injured players to the bench. lol.
I did this back when we used paper. And sat around a conference table and trashed talked through the draft.
We got to pick extras for each position and then activate our team for the week.
This does not work that way. I only have one QB. He was 6th on my QB list.
oh well. I saw him down the list of auto drafts coming up and nabbed him since I didn't have a qb yet.
I didn't know how to type in the names I had for positions so I ended up taking a lot of the auto drafts and they aren't so great.
The scoring here is different too.
did I mention I miss paper ?
@ceagee
1) If you're talking Le'Veon Bell, I'd trade you for him. Because I'm nice like that.
2) The fact that you've done this before puts you ahead of many of the rest of us (including me), so, yaknow, you'll definitely be fine.
3) The fact that you have favorite teams probably counts for something. I hate the NFL. So there's that too.
@joelmw
Re:
1. That's very nice of you. I accept responsibility for not figuring this out ahead of today. I have him benched and have some choices to fill in for him. So let's see how it goes, maybe some future trades. I wish you well !! I need to check out everyone else's teams.
I played FFB many years ago when it was all on paper ( just in case you didn't get that part;) )
The whole ESPN set up is new to me.
The team make up, the amount of players you get, how it scores. My head doth spin.
I live in the land of Bills. You are a fan to survive here. You at least say you are fan to survive here !
And I should probably disclose that I have been to 3 games - 1 in Buffalo and 2 49er games. << the best
But again, that was long ago. In the days of Joe Montana, Jerry Rice. See I know some player names. But none of them play anymore !
@ceagee
1) Having been talked into this by @christinewas, I decided to join a FFL league at work too. I got Bell in that league (mostly on purpose, but not fully appreciating his status) . . . and a few other players who are out of commission the first week. I had to scramble to get a couple of free agents and I'm actually running with two questionable players in my first game there.
2) I feel a little better. ;-)
I did auto draft as I can't stay by the computer..glad @Odi got in :)
If you need someone to fill out a league I'm available.
I didn't do anything- please tell me that the computer is taking care of me.
@sammydog01 The computer is taking care of you
@ceagee Thank you. I was afraid to press the "launch draft" button.
@sammydog01 of course, if you read all my posts you will see I have no idea what I am doing
@ceagee Yes! I got Tom Brady and a bunch of people I've never heard of. Time to study. Ooh and Mike Wallace- is he still doing 60 Minutes?
@sammydog01 I think he's dead. sorry. RIP
@ceagee I'd better bench him then.
@sammydog01 well he's a down to earth guy-- ( sorry for the bad joke)
@sammydog01 After seeing him last year, I think the 60 minutes Mike Wallace might have been a better pick ;)
@Odi I wanted to give up my spot to you and now we are in the same league :) what are the odds???
@AttyVette I figured there's always last minute no shows, I ended up being in both casual leagues O.o Trying to see if the original owner in B wants it back.
Pro tip: If you're new to fantasy football, or haven't used ESPN leagues before, make absolutely sure you click "submit" on the bottom left after setting or making changes to your lineup. It does not automatically save.
GET YOUR LINEUPS SET SOON IF YOU HAVE ANY PLAYERS ON THE STEELERS AND/OR PATRIOTS.
SEASON KICKS OFF TONIGHT @ 8:30pm Eastern.
@JonT Done! Can't wait to kick some butts.
@JonT
@mfladd I can't believe I just watched this.
Did you know that there are other good quarterbacks out there that aren't so hateable?
@christinewas Ha! how did I know you would show up? #bradyisfree :)~
@JonT I'd probably be making fun of you for Brandon McManus if you hadn't dropped him. So... good call. As a Denver fan, I'm so fed up with the chances they keep giving that guy.
@christinewas Hey, that's my new favorite quarterback you're dissing. The computer liked him, anyway.
@sammydog01 Believe me, there enough nuts out there who love the man that my contempt is almost necessary to restore balance to the universe. He's alright on paper, but I will never be a fan.
@christinewas Me either, but I did autodraft. Russell Wilson went to the school my kids are at, so he's the most popular QB around here.
@sammydog01 ya! you go SD. I hope you kick some butt this season!
@sammydog01 I'm a Wilson fan because of the time he gives to Seattle Children's hospital. (The team's wives do these great girls day things with patients, too.) A "strong against cancer" video of him with my young second cousin clenched it. Even after his team humiliated my Broncos in the SB.
@christinewas I feel kinda bad. I've got a serious chance of winning in my league at work because I started Brady and my opponent started Peyton. I'll take a 27.62 to 5.90 spread every week, whoever's giving me those points.
That being said, @mfladd, I could only stomach 14 seconds of your video and my getting points from such a scumbag fits well with my "I HATE the NFL" FFL team motto.
@joelmw I love that video (for hater purposes)! And if you have Brady on your team, I HAVE YOUR SOUL!
@joelmw And BTW, if you hate him so much you will trade him or drop him. HAHA! I doubt it. You love the points too much. (again I own your soul)
@mfladd Be careful what you wish for, Agent Smith:
@mfladd My soul will be just fine. Sigh. And you'll still be a soulless agent of evil.