Meh Affiliate Program
2You should start an affiliate program. Not something as boring as earning money for referrals, but rather, points towards fuku bags.
So me, being a Meh member, would link to my friends on MySpace with a link like this: meh.com/?ref=phatmass (or something like that).
Then 20 of my friends buy your crap. Woohoo! I just earned 20 points. Or, you could base it on dollars spent, I don't know.
Anyway... when I earn 1000 points or something you guys send me a fuku bag of crap worth nothing. Win win!!!
We can be called Mehfiliates.
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whats a "myspace?"
@DaveInSoCal Yeah, not everyone has a MySpace yet. I got my Friendster profile set up just right last week.
@Starblind Im still on Xanga, just switched from LiveJournal.
@JonT huh what's Xanga, or this MySpace. LiveJournal girl all the way here
@Foxborn Whoa whoa whoa... Bro, do you even Orkut?
@LumpsRGood no thanks I'm allergic to flowers
And then your 20 friends each invite 20 of their friends...
and before you know it you have a pyramid scheme
@Kidsandliz How dare you accuse us of being a front for the Illuminati. We are definitely not one of those.
and pretty soon the whole world would be invited and there would still not be enough people to buy all of the speaker docks.
@harrison no this would be a reverse illuminate… not secret, nor elite nor powerful (because we'd never all get organized around anything except perhaps to send allpurple speaker docs to Korea LOL)
@harrison You misspelled illumehnate
@harrison Yea, harrison's not part of a super secret society who's supposed to deny they're part of a super secret society. wink! wink!
And the winner each month gets to drive around in a pink Cadillac.
@Kevin with a replica Irk hood ornament - hey meh you ought to sell one of those or one as a ball that you put on top of your car antenna...
@Kevin ...that you don't find out until later that if you don't refer the same number of people every single month you have to make payments on it.
"Ehhhhh I'm Phatmass and I have soooo many friends!" Shut up jerk.
I just want to earn Mehrit badges. Kickstarter and VMP are not enough. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Anyone remember Woot Minions? I LOVED that write-up and how brilliantly honest it was.
I don't know 20 people.😢
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