Customize Your Sound: Portable sound machine with 8 mixable sounds that can be listened to separately or together; perfect for meditation classes, sleep, and flowing through your vinyasa
Get Glowing: Customize your atmosphere with 7 soothing color options; 1 color-changing option; breathing or solid light; or white light that features a brightness control (low, medium, high, off)
Reimagine Your Routine: Elevate your bedtime and yoga or meditation practice by choosing from 3 timer settings to automatically turn off the sound machine at 30, 60, or 90-minute intervals
Take It on the Go: Compact and 100% portable; use with or without a power source for up to 12 hours of playtime on a full charge; take your yoga practice or sleep routine anywhere
What’s In The Box: (1) Make Lemonade Analog Zen Mixer Sound Machine; (1) Micro-USB adapter; (1) QSG; (1) 1-Year Warranty
@mediocrebot I would say “that’s actually rather creative (having the music coming out of the butter churn lemon press” — except that I’m confident it’s just copying from somewhere else.
@IndifferentDude Unless they’ve got an 8-track hidden inside it with all channels available simultaneously, I’m pretty sure their “analog” claim is misleading (by my opinion, at least).
I imagine it’s fully-digital sounds, with analog volume controls.
I’m not sure if it actually matters. I just don’t like things advertised incorrectly. Maybe it bothers me more than it should.™
@PooltoyWolf You got me curious, so I checked it out on that other site. I was too impatient to read the entire page to see if it actually talked about that… but I stole this picture:
It seems to me it wouldn’t be too hard for them to have simply said that somewhere… but at least there was a picture showing it. (though I still have no idea how bright it actually gets)
What’s Included?
Warranty
1 Year Make Lemonade
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 22
/showme make lemonade sounds
@mediocrebot I would say “that’s actually rather creative (having the music coming out of the
butter churnlemon press” — except that I’m confident it’s just copying from somewhere else.NOT DIGITAL??
/giphy fuggedaboutit
@IndifferentDude Unless they’ve got an 8-track hidden inside it with all channels available simultaneously, I’m pretty sure their “analog” claim is misleading (by my opinion, at least).
I imagine it’s fully-digital sounds, with analog volume controls.
I’m not sure if it actually matters. I just don’t like things advertised incorrectly. Maybe it bothers me more than it should.™
/giphy mundane-legal-furniture
A what kind of OG Zen Mixer?!
@medz You know what they say,
(you know, like one hand clapping and stuff)
What part of the device illuminates? The top panel under the controls, or?
@PooltoyWolf You got me curious, so I checked it out on that other site. I was too impatient to read the entire page to see if it actually talked about that… but I stole this picture:
It seems to me it wouldn’t be too hard for them to have simply said that somewhere… but at least there was a picture showing it. (though I still have no idea how bright it actually gets)
@xobzoo That’s so weird, the image makes it look like it’s just differently colored fabric, but I guess the light shines through the sides somehow.
@PooltoyWolf Yeah; I was confused by it for a while, too. The way the color is brighter in the middle than on the edges was what did it for me.
Nothing at all like I expected.
I don’t have permission to order this
@hornedfrog Then ask your dog instead of your cat.
/showme chipper cloying rat