You have outdone yourself with a pile of shit no one wants either individually or together. Last time I saw such a group of toilet floaters, I flushed the toilet to get rid of them.
I really like my crossed genders Adventure Time pint glasses. I put a beer in them at least once per week. The vampire boy is very Seattle 1993. I’m a bit klutzy so I was thinking I’d probably find a way to break them, so I definitely considered HARD. I can’t sign off on getting all that other stuff, though. The fitness tracker is sub-mediocre.
Designs include bracelets, armbands, ankle bracelets, earrings, rings, and charms
2-packs of 70 tattoos each (140 total)
Comes with both shimmering gold and silver tattoos
Made of waterproof material that lasts 4-6 days. Removes easily with baby oil
Cheaper than a real one, but your mom will be just as disappointed
PowrTabs
Model: POW-IPH-1PA
Condition: New
Shelf life: 5 years
100% recyclable
Approximately four hours of additional battery life
Mentos
Model: 80410
Condition: New
Best by: 04/2018
Calories: 1.5 (40% fewer than sugared mints)
Total fat, sodium, total carb, sugar, and protein: 0g
Total carb: 0.6g
Sugar alcohol: 0.6g
Ingredients: Xylitol, artificial flavors, maltodextrin, citric acid, color (titanium dioxide), orange juice powder, magnesium, salts of fatty acids, aspartame, coconut fat, sodium carboxymethylcellulose, acesulfame k, corn starch, gum arabic
Phenylketonubics: contains phenylalanine
Activity trackers
Model: 9954-XDSB012100
Condition: New
Monitors steps, distance (in kilometers), calories, sleep time, and rest time
Wristband: 24cm
Battery: CR2032
Adventure Time Glasses
Model: GS2-AT-FUN, GS4-AT-FACES, GS4-AT-SWAP
Condition: New
Capacity (to the rim): 16oz
Dimensions: 3.4" x 5.8" (diameter x height)
Hand wash suggested
Made of glass
Can contain many fluids
iPhone 6 Case
Ultra-slim and protective case for the iPhone 6 or 6s
Anti-slip feather-feel matte surface
Durable scratch-resistant soft touch skin
What’s in the Box?
2x Packs of tattoos
3x Powrtabs (android/micro USB)
3x Packs of Mentos Now mints
1x Activity Tracker
4x Adventure Time glasses (random design)
1x iPhone 6 case (random white or rose)
This might be the worst bullshit thing posted on Meh ever. This is insane. The odds of one person wanting everything in this package are so low it’s unbelievable.
@lordbowen I know. I bought these glasses before by themselves and paid MORE, just for those. I didn’t get the king though. Now I don’t need more glasses, and already have a ton of those tattoos for the kids. Damn, I would like the IK though.
@mfladd SO disappointed. Just got the package today and there were NO Ice King glasses. I got the same set I’d previously bought (w/ Marlena, Princess Bubblegum, etc.) I may quite possibly cry. Sorry I cannot share an Ice Wizard glass with you.
1.@mandirose DEFINITELY kept all of the Ice King pint glasses.
2.The Ice King & Marceline glass set is available on eBay. But even with eBay Bucks promo (if you have it), and cash back from any website, paying over $20 is not worth it. (It’s $17.99 + $5.49 shipping. But with eBay Bucks and cash back…)
@hchavers they’re probably just taking these out of the box of fidget spinners and mints that I couldn’t get rid of that I have sitting in my basement.
I bought the orange Mentos as stocking stuffers for my kids last year. I mean they’re Mentos, right? They must taste good. No, they were little pellets of orange soap. Except you couldn’t wash your hands with them. First time my kids ever gave Christmas presents back to me…
Ok, I think some people can guess what is coming. The rant, the rage, the ridiculous whining about something that doesn’t really affect me, but I carry on about anyway. “Just don’t buy it,” I hear you say. No! That’s not enough. I have to point out how awful they are. “Fine, just say they suck, and move on,” some one shouts. But I can’t. Once I start, I just have to keep going until I get worn out. The design is just so awful. It makes my eyes itch. “Buy the rest off us and destroy them,” a marketing genius calls out. “Find peace in the gentle glow of a grand bonfire.” Nice try, but my money would rather be fed to a pack of mangy dingos. No way am I putting a penny toward those reject slap bracelets. There is no redemption for a sin that horrendous. It’s equivalent to skinning a puppy alive. Just look at those fitness trackers. DON’T ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM! Did you not hear what I said about my eyes itching?! Gah, I don’t know why I even bother.
@medz@sammydog01 Deal is paused, but I am holding back on this one, but it is tempting. I have two left still. First went to the Martian smart watch which was soooo worth it.
@mfladd Somehow the pause justifies my purchase. Which is kind of funny because I finally donated my first set of Adventure Time glasses a couple of weeks ago, and they were the ones that sold out.
@gwbaker I’ve placed 23 orders in the last 8 months and everything has been superb…Of course, I’m loaded up with backpacks, bluetooth speakers and headphones, carry cases, etc…but i’m using everything…
Can we have a Happy Cap Adventure Kit next time? So many grumpy hats in this world. It’s as if they never got the heads they really wanted — doomed instead to spend their whole lives stuck to some random guy’s scalp, and he doesn’t wash his hair nearly enough.
“Sir, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have the useless junk for the Fukubukuro sale.”
“Great. What’s the bad news?”
“I forgot to order the Fukubukuro bags.”
“WHAT?! How can we have a Fukubukuro sale without the Fukubukuro bags? You’re fired!”
“Sir, we could just sell the items like normal and double the price. Buyers will think they’re getting a deal and we can cover the shipping for Prime users and take an extra five dollars profit from those who don’t.”
@TheTexasTwister The one time I was able to get a Fuku was the time they forgot to send the tote bag they fucked up so hard they made an apology so yeah they have forgotten the bag before.
USB powr tabs for an Android and an Iphone 6 case which has a Lightning connector. Whats that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
/giphy full metal jacket sick joke
I saw the orange mentos in a 4 pack at the Dollar Tree. I didn’t buy them cuz sugar free stuff is gross. I actually picked up the metallic tattoos when I was there. They aren’t really my style, but I think they look cool in the sun.
Frankly, I think it’s a great deal. Meh will pay me $10 to take this load of crap off their hands… Wait… I have to pay THEM for this, AND cover shipping???
I almost never comment, but I have to. Meh, who is always espousing the merits of a unique part number, has dubbed this with a string of characters that in a Google search brings up links to porn. Lots of it.
@RiotDemon I see you are correct. I didn’t realize how different the results are using different search engines. I’m currently using duckduckgo, and prefer it. And not because of the results of this search, I just like their privacy policies. Scratch my “Google” comment, and switch it to “duckduckgo”. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%26dv3ntvr3&atb=v15&ia=web
@Doooood I see the issue. Duck is actually searching 4dv3nture… not the model number. Google asks if you meant 4dv3nture but it gives you the actual search you put in.
@rollingupbynow A lot of sugar free candy can do that to people. I warn the people I like when they grab a bunch out of the receptionist’s candy dish at work.
Zork II? You’ve got to go back a little more if you want a real adventure. And yes, that’s a Dell 20" flat panel on my Apple IIe Platinum. That’s how I roll!!
I am so confused. Battery pack for my Android, but it just died and I am replacing it with an iPhone, so I can use the case. Do I throw away the battery packs? Or do I plug them into my dead Android hoping for a miracle before using the iPhone 6 case? Which I can’t use as Apple no longer sells the iPhone 6. I am so confused.
I really don’t understand why this pile of crap is selling out? There isn’t even any candy corn or fidget spinners included. This is just like the crappy flashlight-shaped-like-a-bat a few days ago…people went mental for that piece of crap and I just didn’t get it. This is just some crap… and not even the it’s-so-bad-it’s-funny-so-I-will-waste-my-money-crap. Just. Crap.
@RiotDemon That is the only reasonable answer…but they had quietly being sold on Morningsave for ages without anyone noticing/buying for months only to have recently disappeared. I did, however, find something to waste my $10 on… these amazing socks! THEY. HAVE. CAPES!! Currently being sold on Morningsave for $10, but should totally be a Meh offer for $8.
Thanks, Meh Staff! My box full of Meh Stuff came today. About those orange Mehntos…yeah. Consensus from The People I Live With is they taste like “orange bathroom cleaner” or “orange Scrubbing Bubbles.” Thank you for throwing in the little power bank as a replacement for those one-use chargers, too. My husband sends his thanks for the sparkly tramp stamps.
Remember, hydration will be the key to a happy weekend!
Meh!
@yakkoTDI In before the description!
Why?
double Meh…
Nice way to make us long for Candy corn and fidget spinners…
@fastharry he said the c words!
@fastharry @m33rkat At least he didn’t use the bts words and k words
How do you still have those tattoos? Also I just made a cheesecake.
This has to be the worst BOC ever…
The irony is if I got this in a fukubukuro box I’d be like YESSSSSSSSS!!! But as it is… meh.
Still no Regular Show merchandise? Meh.
You have outdone yourself with a pile of shit no one wants either individually or together. Last time I saw such a group of toilet floaters, I flushed the toilet to get rid of them.
This is pure unmitigated crap.
@Lazarpandar I’ve been sober for 8 months but I’m going to have a drink now because of this crap
This is to get those of us with the kickstarter coupons to use them up on horrible cheap stuff, right?
@mossygreen
/giphy what did you think it was?
I really like my crossed genders Adventure Time pint glasses. I put a beer in them at least once per week. The vampire boy is very Seattle 1993. I’m a bit klutzy so I was thinking I’d probably find a way to break them, so I definitely considered HARD. I can’t sign off on getting all that other stuff, though. The fitness tracker is sub-mediocre.
@amillar7 his name is Marshall Lee and I was him for Halloween 2016 tyvm
Items for the next mehrican exchange!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Packs of tattoos
3x Powrtabs (android/micro USB)
3x Packs of Mentos Now mints
1x Activity Tracker
4x Adventure Time glasses (random design)
1x iPhone 6 case (random white or rose)
Pictures
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Nov 2 - Monday, Nov 6
/buy
@jake5snooze It worked! Your order number is: aberrant-scary-person
/image aberrant scary person
Are these pint glasses or pint plastic cups?
@craigthom
Such random! Hooray for a wacky bundle return!
Pet peeve alert, though: it’s a Camaro.
Fukubukuros aren’t that fun when you know what’s in them and are at twice the price
My Android is refusing to allow me to hit the buy button. Everyone with an iPhone buy 3!!!
The Android is wise.
Too old for these. Maybe if the glasses were bifocal.
Meh, enough randomness for me to bite…
/giphy neanderthal-demanding-fight
Neanderthals are a lot shorter than I expected.
This might be the worst bullshit thing posted on Meh ever. This is insane. The odds of one person wanting everything in this package are so low it’s unbelievable.
And yet…
/giphy people are buying it
Second Casemates coupon code used. I love the Ice King and this will be the first IK merchandise for me. Thanks, Meh! Your trash, my treasure.
@lordbowen I know. I bought these glasses before by themselves and paid MORE, just for those. I didn’t get the king though. Now I don’t need more glasses, and already have a ton of those tattoos for the kids. Damn, I would like the IK though.
@mfladd If I get more than one IK glass, I’ll be happy to share with you.
@lordbowen You are too kind, m’lord!
@mfladd SO disappointed. Just got the package today and there were NO Ice King glasses. I got the same set I’d previously bought (w/ Marlena, Princess Bubblegum, etc.) I may quite possibly cry. Sorry I cannot share an Ice Wizard glass with you.
@lordbowen I am so sorry to hear your Ice King didn’t arrive. But I shall remember your kind gesture. I also have the Marlena, princess one.
@mfladd Check this out! Just found it. After I added it to my cart, I got a chance to spin a wheel and got a 25% discount code. Maybe you can do the same: https://vault.lootcrate.com/products/exclusive-adventure-time-nice-king-figure
Even if you don’t win a discount code, it’s still only $7.99 and shipping is just $5 for orders under $50. Good luck.
@lordbowen @mfladd
1.@mandirose DEFINITELY kept all of the Ice King pint glasses.
2.The Ice King & Marceline glass set is available on eBay. But even with eBay Bucks promo (if you have it), and cash back from any website, paying over $20 is not worth it. (It’s $17.99 + $5.49 shipping. But with eBay Bucks and cash back…)
@mfladd @PlacidPenguin Thanks, PP. Hey, is your middle name Gunter perchance?
Now that I will have this:
I don’t need no stinkin’ glasses. Because you’re right about the not worth it.
What a Shit Show…
@somf69
You’ve out-Meh’d yourself this time, Meh.
/giphy outmeh’d
Yeah alright.
/giphy assorted-lengthy-blueberry
If I buy one you’ll have bundle Saturday every week, right? RIGHT?
/giphy promiscuous-reflective-cork
I’m checking back next week- don’t let me down.
@sammydog01 that gif hurts my eyes almost as much as looking at those fitness trackers.
Meh couldn’t find any more Candy Corn, so they got the next best thing. The question is, how many wharehouses of Mentos did they buy?
@hchavers they’re probably just taking these out of the box of fidget spinners and mints that I couldn’t get rid of that I have sitting in my basement.
@hchavers I ordered the 8 pack of mentos the last time, and threw 7 away…
I bought the orange Mentos as stocking stuffers for my kids last year. I mean they’re Mentos, right? They must taste good. No, they were little pellets of orange soap. Except you couldn’t wash your hands with them. First time my kids ever gave Christmas presents back to me…
@zenzic sure, NOW you tell me…
@capguncowboy @zenzic https://meh.com/forum/topics/12-pack-orange-mentos-now-mints#5a40870c28e92203f8fc3a9c
@zenzic Yeah those orange Mentos suck ass
@zenzic Once I got two packs of orange Mentos free after coupons and felt ripped off. They’re horrible.
Quats got muh tungg
Ok, I think some people can guess what is coming. The rant, the rage, the ridiculous whining about something that doesn’t really affect me, but I carry on about anyway. “Just don’t buy it,” I hear you say. No! That’s not enough. I have to point out how awful they are. “Fine, just say they suck, and move on,” some one shouts. But I can’t. Once I start, I just have to keep going until I get worn out. The design is just so awful. It makes my eyes itch. “Buy the rest off us and destroy them,” a marketing genius calls out. “Find peace in the gentle glow of a grand bonfire.” Nice try, but my money would rather be fed to a pack of mangy dingos. No way am I putting a penny toward those reject slap bracelets. There is no redemption for a sin that horrendous. It’s equivalent to skinning a puppy alive. Just look at those fitness trackers. DON’T ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM! Did you not hear what I said about my eyes itching?! Gah, I don’t know why I even bother.
Save your coupons!
/giphy it is a trap
@medz Toooooo late! My last one too.
@medz @sammydog01 Deal is paused, but I am holding back on this one, but it is tempting. I have two left still. First went to the Martian smart watch which was soooo worth it.
Sammy, I knew you couldn’t resist.
@mfladd Somehow the pause justifies my purchase. Which is kind of funny because I finally donated my first set of Adventure Time glasses a couple of weeks ago, and they were the ones that sold out.
FUKOs are $10 now??
@eeterrific only the really disappointing ones
@2many2no @eeterrific $5 for the Fuko and $5 for the disappointing answer in the back of the book.
Woot does suck since Jeff took it over. But since I found Meh a month ago, I gotta say the stuff offered here lately really sucks. SUPER MEH!
@gwbaker
Sometimes it sucks…
sometimes it blows…
@gwbaker I’ve placed 23 orders in the last 8 months and everything has been superb…Of course, I’m loaded up with backpacks, bluetooth speakers and headphones, carry cases, etc…but i’m using everything…
/giphy I love MEH
@fastharry @gwbaker Meh has been fueling my addiction to backpacks. Send help (or messenger bags.)
This is the one time pausing a deal is absolutely not necessary! Isn’t the idea to get rid of this crap and not have leftovers?
Can we have a Happy Cap Adventure Kit next time? So many grumpy hats in this world. It’s as if they never got the heads they really wanted — doomed instead to spend their whole lives stuck to some random guy’s scalp, and he doesn’t wash his hair nearly enough.
“Sir, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have the useless junk for the Fukubukuro sale.”
“Great. What’s the bad news?”
“I forgot to order the Fukubukuro bags.”
“WHAT?! How can we have a Fukubukuro sale without the Fukubukuro bags? You’re fired!”
“Sir, we could just sell the items like normal and double the price. Buyers will think they’re getting a deal and we can cover the shipping for Prime users and take an extra five dollars profit from those who don’t.”
“BRILLIANT! You’re re-hired.”
“Yes, Sir. Can I get a raise?”
“How about a fat bonus?”
“I would like that.”
“Great. You can have all the Fukubukuro bags.”
“Uh, sir, there are no bags.”
“Exactly. Now get out.”
@TheTexasTwister little bit funny but you get a star 'cause of the effort…
/giphy attaboy
@TheTexasTwister The one time I was able to get a Fuku was the time they forgot to send the tote bag they fucked up so hard they made an apology so yeah they have forgotten the bag before.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/saturday-bundles
I would like to say “You’re Welcome!” for today’s Saturday Bundle! I asked and we received.
@EvilTuna31x Agreed. I really needed some unhinged fun this weekend.
Guess we’re gonna see those orange mentos for a while, but at least they were tasty.
@AmazingChicken so you like horse radish sauce and sardines also right?
@AmazingChicken @dino2269 i would be happy with a horseradish and sardine fuku
/giphy trusting-cranky-pastry
USB powr tabs for an Android and an Iphone 6 case which has a Lightning connector. Whats that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
/giphy full metal jacket sick joke
What’s a “Camero”?
I guess I hate both woot and Meh, now. Nothing but crap.
I saw the orange mentos in a 4 pack at the Dollar Tree. I didn’t buy them cuz sugar free stuff is gross. I actually picked up the metallic tattoos when I was there. They aren’t really my style, but I think they look cool in the sun.
True Meh!
Frankly, I think it’s a great deal. Meh will pay me $10 to take this load of crap off their hands… Wait… I have to pay THEM for this, AND cover shipping???
I almost never comment, but I have to. Meh, who is always espousing the merits of a unique part number, has dubbed this with a string of characters that in a Google search brings up links to porn. Lots of it.
@Doooood when I searched the model number, I didn’t get any porn results at all.
@RiotDemon I see you are correct. I didn’t realize how different the results are using different search engines. I’m currently using duckduckgo, and prefer it. And not because of the results of this search, I just like their privacy policies. Scratch my “Google” comment, and switch it to “duckduckgo”. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%26dv3ntvr3&atb=v15&ia=web
@Doooood @RiotDemon If you drop the ampersand it works in Google too.
@Doooood I see the issue. Duck is actually searching 4dv3nture… not the model number. Google asks if you meant 4dv3nture but it gives you the actual search you put in.
The mentos candy gives you explosive diarrhea, don’t eat a whole package.
@rollingupbynow A lot of sugar free candy can do that to people. I warn the people I like when they grab a bunch out of the receptionist’s candy dish at work.
Zork II? You’ve got to go back a little more if you want a real adventure. And yes, that’s a Dell 20" flat panel on my Apple IIe Platinum. That’s how I roll!!
I am so confused. Battery pack for my Android, but it just died and I am replacing it with an iPhone, so I can use the case. Do I throw away the battery packs? Or do I plug them into my dead Android hoping for a miracle before using the iPhone 6 case? Which I can’t use as Apple no longer sells the iPhone 6. I am so confused.
Why does the random garbage that I would actually buy always sell out before I wake up?
Sold out. I have never been more surprised.
I really don’t understand why this pile of crap is selling out? There isn’t even any candy corn or fidget spinners included. This is just like the crappy flashlight-shaped-like-a-bat a few days ago…people went mental for that piece of crap and I just didn’t get it. This is just some crap… and not even the it’s-so-bad-it’s-funny-so-I-will-waste-my-money-crap. Just. Crap.
@bramby2 maybe those people really like adventure time.
@RiotDemon That is the only reasonable answer…but they had quietly being sold on Morningsave for ages without anyone noticing/buying for months only to have recently disappeared. I did, however, find something to waste my $10 on… these amazing socks! THEY. HAVE. CAPES!! Currently being sold on Morningsave for $10, but should totally be a Meh offer for $8.
I may have a problem…
/giphy glaring-heartfelt-locust
Lol I still play text adventures
I thought I had taken my Adventure Time glasses to Goodwill but turns out they were just in the donation tub. Now I’ll have enough for a dinner party!
Thanks, Meh Staff! My box full of Meh Stuff came today. About those orange Mehntos…yeah. Consensus from The People I Live With is they taste like “orange bathroom cleaner” or “orange Scrubbing Bubbles.” Thank you for throwing in the little power bank as a replacement for those one-use chargers, too. My husband sends his thanks for the sparkly tramp stamps.
Remember, hydration will be the key to a happy weekend!