Skulls with Christmas hats on a stake…
Now your neighbors will be confused when they complain about your Christmas-Halloween decorations still on display in the middle of July.
Hmm… If only these things could shoot off fireworks.
Candy creeps. Creepy canes. Stick them in your ear… skull candy. Maybe they didn’t start out as skulls… maybe it was Santa’s head but the box took sooo long to get there…
The great thing is you actually got a fuko bag in your box. I was out of town when my pity fuko arrived. The People Who Will Not Leave™ opened it for me because they love Meh suprises as much as I do. No bag (sad trombone) but we did get a super dooper FoodSaver with all the bells and whistles AND EXTRA BAG ROLLS! That’s like money in the bank!
Luckily for me everyone’s favorite @CapgunCowboy had been kind enough to send me a pristine fuko bag about a week earlier than the pity fukos were awarded for me to love and cherish and keep under my pillow at night! I love cowboys. Yes, sir, I surely do!
i feel like there is good short story potential in the mystery of why a partially sealed box of spooky santa skeleton stakes was strangely delayed. cursed or nah?
I guess I never posted my last Fuku reveal; so now’s as good a time as any. Shipment said it was a 7x7x7 1lb. box. Then I got a call from the mail room. They were not happy with the 50lb ‘ArcticAire’ box with “return” written on the side that got dropped outside the door…
Yup; a big-ass dehumidifier, stuffed with a bunch of other ‘goodies’…Turns out it’s been wicked humid at mom’s house on Cape Cod this summer and the thing’s been sucking out gallons of water from the air for the past month or so (until she had to leave for the season). Thanks guys (the mail room hates me now ¯_(ツ)_/¯).
1 x 70 pint Arctic Aire dehumidifier
2 x recycled golf balls!
1 x no-name bluetooth “sport” headphones
1x some fruity smelling face liquid
1x 24-karat instant facelift in a broken dispenser (MSRP $1,000,000)
1x the bag (duh)
…and one zmodo thingy that I can only assume goes to someone else’s doorbell camera thing (let me know if you want it and I’ll see what I can do).
What the heck? Are those skulls yard decor?
Jealous!
Congrats? Lol, that’s pretty good!
Can you describe in a little more detail what they are?
Also, are you willing to trade for them?
@bramby2 yep!
They are like 4’ long with a rubber foot and a skull in a Santa hat on top
Skulls with Christmas hats on a stake…
Now your neighbors will be confused when they complain about your Christmas-Halloween decorations still on display in the middle of July.
Hmm… If only these things could shoot off fireworks.
Check your order history, the answer lies within. (The tracking shows this sucker got lost and showed up yesterday.)
@Thumperchick it’s in my order history with a price of $0
Love this kind of surprise
Candy creeps. Creepy canes. Stick them in your ear… skull candy. Maybe they didn’t start out as skulls… maybe it was Santa’s head but the box took sooo long to get there…
The great thing is you actually got a fuko bag in your box. I was out of town when my pity fuko arrived. The People Who Will Not Leave™ opened it for me because they love Meh suprises as much as I do. No bag (sad trombone) but we did get a super dooper FoodSaver with all the bells and whistles AND EXTRA BAG ROLLS! That’s like money in the bank!
Luckily for me everyone’s favorite @CapgunCowboy had been kind enough to send me a pristine fuko bag about a week earlier than the pity fukos were awarded for me to love and cherish and keep under my pillow at night! I love cowboys. Yes, sir, I surely do!
i feel like there is good short story potential in the mystery of why a partially sealed box of spooky santa skeleton stakes was strangely delayed. cursed or nah?
My Fuko got lost, still MIA, however the meh people at MEH sent me a replacement. No pics yet out of town due to family obligations. Thanks MEH
I guess I never posted my last Fuku reveal; so now’s as good a time as any. Shipment said it was a 7x7x7 1lb. box. Then I got a call from the mail room. They were not happy with the 50lb ‘ArcticAire’ box with “return” written on the side that got dropped outside the door…
Yup; a big-ass dehumidifier, stuffed with a bunch of other ‘goodies’…Turns out it’s been wicked humid at mom’s house on Cape Cod this summer and the thing’s been sucking out gallons of water from the air for the past month or so (until she had to leave for the season). Thanks guys (the mail room hates me now ¯_(ツ)_/¯).
1 x 70 pint Arctic Aire dehumidifier
2 x recycled golf balls!
1 x no-name bluetooth “sport” headphones
1x some fruity smelling face liquid
1x 24-karat instant facelift in a broken dispenser (MSRP $1,000,000)
1x the bag (duh)
…and one zmodo thingy that I can only assume goes to someone else’s doorbell camera thing (let me know if you want it and I’ll see what I can do).
@narfcake
Wanna download the picture, blur the shipping label, and swap the edited image for the original one?