Land What?

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Oh, if only that said landmine.

Ooma Telo Bundle (Refurbished)

Free explosion balls in the U.S.
No mobile dead zones to worry about. The dead zones live up to their name and stay still.
Like a landmine phone without the phone
Included Bluetooth adapter can pair with up to 7 landmines or handmines
Additional Ooma Premier service ($10/month) lets you do other stuff, like block anonymous retaliation, forward calls to your land mime, call Canada for free HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but no srsly blow up: the country of your choosing for free, and connect to your home's fire-retardant Nest system

Can do what old landmines couldn't: change people's minds. Instantly.