@shahnm Meanwhile, all these boats made out of steel just float around like big, cargo hauling corks… And almost everybody has knives made out of it. The world is funny sometimes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@djslack@medz I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to educate me with facts and science and stuff. It won’t work. The main thing that we can all learn from this is that we need more boats made from knives.
@shahnm
Let us consult the Oracle:
/8ball can @shahnm get a knife boat made from lignum vitae? Without a doubt
I bet, just like most things, it’s possible given the application of either enough time or money. Usually money.
/giphy c.r.e.a.m. get the money Dolla Dolla bill yall
@Kidsandliz Very good thought, and highly considerate. However, the fridge weighs down the boat a lot, which tends to offset the benefits of the super fresh batteries. Believe me - I’ve been dealing with this for years.
@djslack This is excellent news. And from no less an authority than /8ball! I will expect work to begin on my lignum vitae stabby boat as soon as you can secure adequate funds. And @dlsjack - thank you.
Where can I get a boat made out of lignum vitae?
Oh I know - at the bottom of the sea…
@shahnm
Check behind the batteries in the fridge.
@f00l Next to the pantyhose and the camera film.
@f00l I checked - just more batteries back there.
As it should be…
@shahnm Meanwhile, all these boats made out of steel just float around like big, cargo hauling corks… And almost everybody has knives made out of it. The world is funny sometimes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@djslack
/image buoyancy!
@djslack @medz I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to educate me with facts and science and stuff. It won’t work. The main thing that we can all learn from this is that we need more boats made from knives.
@shahnm I like it. I think they look like this:
/image stabby boat
@djslack Yes. That looks like an excellent start. But can I get one made from lignum vitae?
@shahnm and powered by refrigerated batteries. To save the whales and all.
@shahnm
Without a doubt
Let us consult the Oracle:
/8ball can @shahnm get a knife boat made from lignum vitae?
I bet, just like most things, it’s possible given the application of either enough time or money. Usually money.
/giphy c.r.e.a.m. get the money Dolla Dolla bill yall
@Kidsandliz Very good thought, and highly considerate. However, the fridge weighs down the boat a lot, which tends to offset the benefits of the super fresh batteries. Believe me - I’ve been dealing with this for years.
@djslack This is excellent news. And from no less an authority than /8ball! I will expect work to begin on my lignum vitae stabby boat as soon as you can secure adequate funds. And @dlsjack - thank you.
@shahnm Very smooth. You must be either a manager, trying to move a large sum of money out of Nigeria, or both.
I’ll get right on it!