Kitchens For Sale

rudynobita had a quick thing to say said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 2:04am ET

I am a lousy spammer that spammed some spam.

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kc5rbq said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 2:29am ET:

Meh.

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SSteve said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 3:16am ET:

Do you have any in Georgia Red or Purple?

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- @SSteve I love purple.
  
  Barney said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 4:26am ET
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SSteve said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 3:20am ET:

Won't you buy my pretty kitchens?

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- @SSteve Won't you buy kitchens, my pretty?
  
  2many2no said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 3:42am ET
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Outofmehmind said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 4:51am ET:

I'm also selling 30 ex bathrooms. Only the best used crappers. The leaky faucets have a 3 minute warranty. All for the low price of $35,000 each. None of that matters though as once you go to my website I have access to everything on your pc with my handy keylogger and trojan virus programs. Act now!

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The_Baron said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 7:50am ET:

I don't need a kitchen right now, but I am looking for a pre-owned veranda.

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bluedog said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 9:44am ET:

I get really pissed when I go to a garage sale and there's no garage for sale. False advertising!

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- @bluedog Same with yard sales. When I lived in an apartment, I really wanted a yard instead of a balcony. Bastards.
  
  lisaviolet said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 9:47am ET
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- @bluedog I could use a bigger garage. Do you think I can find one somewhere that can be delivered?
  
  smilingjack said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 10:53am ET
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- @smilingjack Why yes, I can help you with that. It even includes Free Shipping! http://www.homedepot.com/p/VersaTube-20-ft-x-20-ft-x-8-ft-Garage-VS2202008516WS/100659739?ds_e_ad_type=pla&cm_mmc=Shopping%7cBase&gclid=CLr088G90sICFcFr7AodDFYA4w&gclsrc=aw.ds
  
  cinoclav said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 11:03am ET
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- @Cinoclav thanks!
  
  smilingjack said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 10:14pm ET
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- @smilingjack Wait, were you serious? If so, you're welcome!
  
  cinoclav said Sat, Dec 20th 2014 at 12:33am ET
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- @Cinoclav Part of the dream list for the house includes a two car garage. We would build it, but that garage is interesting if you had a lot of land.
  
  smilingjack said Sun, Dec 21st 2014 at 4:01pm ET
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- @bluedog I know. They never had kids for sale at kids.woot. Not even the baby goat kind.
  
  SunnyBeach said Sun, Dec 21st 2014 at 7:01pm ET
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stupidrobot said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 9:50am ET:

What timing! I needed a new kitchen. How fortunate that this was posted. I'll take 3!!!

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- @stupidrobot Oh, Zoidberg! At last, you're becoming a crafty consumer.
  
  The_Baron said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 11:10am ET
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carl669 said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 10:12am ET:

@rudynobita - got any speaker docks?

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- @carl669 Still working towards your goat badge, eh?
  
  chellemonkey said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 1:43pm ET
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- @chellemonkey nah. i just enjoy tempting fate.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Dec 19th 2014 at 2:07pm ET
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Thumperchick said Sat, Dec 20th 2014 at 1:45am ET:

The edit to this thread made me laugh harder than it should have.

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- @Thumperchick i am bummed I missed the original. Did anyone screenshot it?
  
  Pamtha said Sat, Dec 20th 2014 at 4:29am ET
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- @Pamtha It basically said We have 30 display kitchens for sale, for the low price of 5.95 or 595 Euros, visit our trojan infested site for more details.
  
  Outofmehmind said Sat, Dec 20th 2014 at 4:37am ET
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stupidrobot said Sun, Dec 21st 2014 at 9:39pm ET:

I thought IKEA stopped selling kitchens in Russia.

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