Kids say... part?
13So… I thought it would be a good thing to share some fun here… Stuff our kids say that just… wow…
On Halloween:
Me: say Trick or Treat
@stitch: No
Me: can you say Trick or Treat?
@stitch: Yes
Me: say Trick or Treat
@stitch: No
Me: do you want candy?
@stitch: Yes
Me: say Trick or Treat
@stitch: No
Me: Say Trick
@stitch: Trick
Me: say Or Treat
@Stitch: Or Treat!
Me: say Trick or Treat?
@stitch: No
… So… We’re at a stand off…
@Tiwanaku: Say Treat Please
@stitch: Treat Please
Ok… there’s progress…
so we’re trick or treating, he says Treat Please, then helps himself to 1 piece at each stop (we went trick or treating at our outlet center, the employees loved it) He said Thank you, then Bye and waved good bye… That was until we hit the woman’s clothing store that sells underwear mostly…
It went…
@stitch: Treat please
takes 1 treat
me: What do you say?
@Stitch: Thank you
Me: What else do you say
@Stitch: I go now! and he bolted for the door…
Guess he didn’t want to be there…
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That was long… Feel free to post your own Kids say… it’s kind of fun
boy: daddy, why is your hair getting white?
me: because i’m getting older. you’ll get older too.
boy: no! kids don’t get older, only grown ups get older.
me: i want to know what’s in your head.
boy: there’s nothing in my head.
me: there’s nothing in your head?
boy shakes head from side to side
boy: see? i don’t hear anything in there.
me: fair enough.
me: did you poop?
boy: yes!
me: ok. let’s change your diaper.
boy: is not baby pig.
me: what’s not a baby pig?
boy: is not baby POOP!
me: oh? what kind of poop is it?
boy: is daddy POOP!
me: awesome.
@carl669
@hollboll nooooo. it was more like
We had a little trick-or-treater show up at the door, and when we answered it he yelled out “Candy!” instead of “trick-or-treat.” I think I was more amused than his mother.
@pitamuffin
I read a hypothesis recently which said that for most stuff when it comes to kids, either the parent or everyone else will find what the kid does amusing. The other person will be mortified.
We were at the grocery store meat dept
Our daughter stared at a sign there in shock.
She turned around and loudly said “People eat Lions?”.
We had to think about that odd question…
Until we saw the sign on the counter advertising a sale on ‘Pork loin roasts’.
We assured her that it was from a pig, and the difference between lion & loin.
@daveinwarsh used to work retail with a bunch of folks from the Indian Subcontinent.
During that time, Disney released a Movie called “The Lion King 1 1/2” - maybe you’re familiar with it, maybe not - I can’t tell you how many times I heard it called “Loin King”
which would be a COMPLETELY different movie, that i can only assume IS an actual movie…
I was working this year, but last year, I had to hear a “Trick or Treat!” For anybody to get any candy… or see it; I did have a little deaf girl come to the door.
When dragontrainer was recently potty trained we were on a road trip on the NY thruway. She had an immediate need for a pit stop, so we pulled over and I showed her how to pee on the side of a road without getting her sneakers wet. She was so excited she said “I peed like a dog! I peed in the grass like a dog!” When we got to the diner for lunch she repeated it in a loud voice so everyone could hear. Good thing she was cute.
So… interestingly enough, My son LOVES pumpkins… I hear daily about 2 pumpkins outside, sleeping (we have him convinced they are nocturnal, and can come in at night when they aren’t “Crying” (AKA Rotting, needing to be thrown out but aren’t horrible looking yet)
Apparently when he went on his daily walk at preschool, he pointed out each house that used to have pumpkins out, and that they weren’t sleeping outside, they were no longer there and in the trash (note he didn’t actually see them in the trash, he just knew that trash was where you get rid of things.) I swear my kid amazes me as to what he pays attention to the little things…