KJL jewelry is flea-market quality, and just as ugly IRL as it is in these pictures. And it’s all cheaply /poorly made, so @phendrick I would advise you to not give in to the serpent bracelet, either, it will fall apart (or break) if the finish doesn’t start flaking off, first. Do not buy these for anyone you do not hate (or do not want to hate you.) Worst “name-brand” jewelry on the market. Ick.
Irrelevant to this thread, but not worth a new post:
On May 23 I posted:
Meh Milestone:
“phendrick clicked the meh button 844 times, 100 days in a row, with a longest streak of 100 days in a row”
Odds are I won’t make 200. I tend to forget whenever I rush to buy some deal.
Anyone want to take me up on that bet???
@phendrick fastharrydotcom joined us 818 days ago on June 5th, 2017.
fastharrydotcom is a hardcore meh fiend having placed 76 orders and voted in 206 polls. fastharrydotcom clicked the meh button 681 times, 18 days in a row, with a longest streak of 217 days in a row.
You shouldn’t sell these. They belong in a museum. Are there museums for inanimate objects that somehow caught AIDS and Ebola? Maybe museum isn’t the right word. What’s the word for smoldering pile of trash and broken dreams?
Actually, KJL was a really big deal in particular in the 1960’s. He was able to copy stuff well and make and re-make the same stuff over and over. I bet this is overstock or returns from his shopping channel days.
@Felton10 On the bright side, his body count is much lower than the Clintons. Maybe you’ll get lucky and good ole uncle Joe will win for you.
/image calm down
I love you guys but this was bad my girlfriend put it on and ten minutes gave back as it broke on her neck. This nicley said a POS Need a refund and a full necklace
Specs
Kenneth Jay Lane Egyptian Empress Necklace
Kenneth Jay Lane Multi Shape Necklace
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$133.93 - $294.50 MSRP
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Well, they’re hideous. I’m sure you’ll sell a ton of them.
@cinoclav I just came here to say that.
@cinoclav @mehgrl H. I. D. E. O. U. S. is right! First word out of my mouth.
@cinoclav With a big ol’ capital H.
@cinoclav Well, I’m convinced of the good taste of the Mehtizens. Very few of these have sold.
Is jay any relationship to Joy from the previous meh-another winner of junk no one wants.
Fucking ugly!! Who’d want any of that, bot?
@carl669
@carl669 @mediocrebot thought as much.
Good gift for the lady you want to break up with.
I would not buy these for my enemies!
@tinamarie1974 But it said they are foe jewelry.
@phendrick I want to know who would pay $100+ for these necklaces
@phendrick Pun of the day. You may now go home.
Who the fuck is Kenneth Jay Lane ?
@carl669
@therealjrn Better yet, when the fuck did he design these? He’s been dead for the last two years. Which I guess could explain how hideous they are.
Kenneth Jay Lane (April 22, 1932 – July 20, 2017) was an American costume jewelry designer.
@carl669
My Meh! is not faux.
But actually, that serpent bangle bracelet on Morning Save seemed to be calling my name (… hsss…) . Is it endorsed by Cleo?
@phendrick I was just looking at that bracelet. I kind of like it.
@sammydog01 Yeah, I think it kinda sends a statement to people who might want to be in your social circle (and you might not want).
Not even meh…just ughhh!
OH MY GOD THEY BEAMED GLEN UP AND TRANSFORMED HIM INTO ONE OF THEM!!!
@shahnm and he does not look at all pleased about the hideous necklace they made him wear. Shame. He’s always been such a cheerful chap.
I just came to share my amazing order id
/giphy actually-raunchy-ass
@jhinra ahahhahahahhahahhha
@jhinra OMG you aren’t even joking. That’s amazing.
Another thing for irk bags
I am stuck between making a joke about keeping Gaudi in Barcelona and a white elephant gift. But these are really too ugly for any good joke.
What fresh hell is this?
KJL jewelry is flea-market quality, and just as ugly IRL as it is in these pictures. And it’s all cheaply /poorly made, so @phendrick I would advise you to not give in to the serpent bracelet, either, it will fall apart (or break) if the finish doesn’t start flaking off, first. Do not buy these for anyone you do not hate (or do not want to hate you.) Worst “name-brand” jewelry on the market. Ick.
@cbl_wv And I just cancelled my serpent bracelet order. I hope you just weren’t trying to buy them all yourself. If not, thanks!
@sammydog01 LOL
@cbl_wv those poor commas never stood a chance
I have some older KJL jewelry and it’s well made and quite pretty. Unlike today’s offerings.
Pedaling?
PEDALING???
peddling, meh - peddling.
@thechinglish maybe he worked from his bicycle?
No thanks.
/giphy fugly
Did Kenneth wore it proudly?
@givemehdeal even worse…this is fauxgly.
These are some of the most ugly pieces i’ve ever seen! Tacky as using those yellow hanging fly stips in a residential kitchen!!
Irrelevant to this thread, but not worth a new post:
On May 23 I posted:
Meh Milestone:
“phendrick clicked the meh button 844 times, 100 days in a row, with a longest streak of 100 days in a row”
Odds are I won’t make 200. I tend to forget whenever I rush to buy some deal.
Anyone want to take me up on that bet???
It’s a hundred days later and guess what?
@phendrick fastharrydotcom joined us 818 days ago on June 5th, 2017.
fastharrydotcom is a hardcore meh fiend having placed 76 orders and voted in 206 polls. fastharrydotcom clicked the meh button 681 times, 18 days in a row, with a longest streak of 217 days in a row.
@fastharrydotcom @phendrick ciabelle clicked the meh button 1757 times, 15 days in a row, with a longest streak of 229 days in a row.
@ciabelle @fastharrydotcom Watch out, I’m going to try to catch both of you!
(But I don’t think that is possible without actually passing you.)
to buy kenny lane you better grow some mary jane…
When I first saw these I had a flashback of the 80’s: big hair, big blocky shoulder padded-color-blocked suits and dresses. Think Delta Burke style.
You shouldn’t sell these. They belong in a museum. Are there museums for inanimate objects that somehow caught AIDS and Ebola? Maybe museum isn’t the right word. What’s the word for smoldering pile of trash and broken dreams?
Actually, KJL was a really big deal in particular in the 1960’s. He was able to copy stuff well and make and re-make the same stuff over and over. I bet this is overstock or returns from his shopping channel days.
Whyyyyyyy?
JFC NO
@Bevvie
@RiotDemon I love that so much.
If you buy these, you’ll never need to hunt for a toothpick again…
this is what came to mind when I saw this:
As of 3:10 PM EST, y’all bought 157 of these.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?!?
(and here’s a brief appearance from the bot…)
@carl669
Looks like the same shit Ivanka Tramp has made in China and wants to sell to the goobers who voted for the pussy grabber.
@Felton10 2 Trump references in 2 sale days in a row? You need to refocus your chi man. You’re going to assplode if you keep this up.
Who cares what happens to me-the US is going down the toilet with that lying self dealing egomaniac POS as President.
@Felton10 On the bright side, his body count is much lower than the Clintons. Maybe you’ll get lucky and good ole uncle Joe will win for you.
/image calm down
@Felton10 @therealjrn I don’t actually believe the Clintons had anyone suicided. It is all coincidental.
This too
I love you guys but this was bad my girlfriend put it on and ten minutes gave back as it broke on her neck. This nicley said a POS Need a refund and a full necklace
@rockitman
Oh you do?
@rockitman meh.com/support