@RiotDemon The minisquid pulses at like 1/2 Hz, while the tarantula brushes your enamels and gyrates away food particles. It’s great for your gums. Everyone’s doing it.
I love mine…once I learned how to use it. Now my teeth are shiny, sharp and pearly white while I consume your loud and obnoxious children you allow to terrorize grocery stores.
Simply don’t let anything but the brush contact your teeth. It doesn’t take long to use this without thinking your cranium will most certainly explode, though I was tempted to toss it out to a befuddled front row of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert.
Enjoyer Pursonic tooth brush! Tooth ever be clean and make smile that will sexy love! Light fuss and get away from Pursonic atomic thunder bomb!
Under two children will not use, but adult be clean sexy smile happy!
@RiotDemon Sorry…I read a lot of advertising copy and manuals from Chinese companies that refuse to have English speaking copywriters or proofreaders that understand the complexity, subtleties. and especially the highly idiomatic nature of the English language. This is compounded by inaccurate translation software that is too literal or based on outdated/simply wrong translations.
The end result is what many call Chinglish, and probably the reason you may have crashed your inexpensive drone…but since I was a child holding a package of “Thunder Bomb” firecrackers, it’s label instructions/warning “Light Fuss, Get Away!” I’ve found it hilarious. Check out some doozies here: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/
and the fascinating (though a bit dry in parts) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish
The second two paragraphs of my posting was an attempt at humor…I’ll leave you with a few to whet (in one case lose) your appetite for Chinglish…
@squishybrain I agree. I bought a couple for friends and had to nurse them through the initial learning curve…now they love them…that nice feeling you get after a professional cleaning after every brushing is worth the initial occasional…hmm what would you call it?
Give it time. You’ll get used to it.
@RiotDemon
/giphy dead numb lips of a fish
@RiotDemon
/giphy mouth callouses
Man, giphy really doesn’t have very many tricks it can do with a mouth.
@InnocuousFarmer jeez. Wtf. Does he have a squid and a tarantula in his mouth?
@RiotDemon The minisquid pulses at like 1/2 Hz, while the tarantula brushes your enamels and gyrates away food particles. It’s great for your gums. Everyone’s doing it.
@InnocuousFarmer slash giphy served you well at the top.
/giphy gums of steel
Spend the big bucks and buy one they carry at Costco. Toothbrushes aren’t supposed to be painful and I love my Oral-B.
I love mine…once I learned how to use it. Now my teeth are shiny, sharp and pearly white while I consume your loud and obnoxious children you allow to terrorize grocery stores.
Simply don’t let anything but the brush contact your teeth. It doesn’t take long to use this without thinking your cranium will most certainly explode, though I was tempted to toss it out to a befuddled front row of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert.
Enjoyer Pursonic tooth brush! Tooth ever be clean and make smile that will sexy love! Light fuss and get away from Pursonic atomic thunder bomb!
Under two children will not use, but adult be clean sexy smile happy!
@margot the first two paragraphs I understood.
@RiotDemon Sorry…I read a lot of advertising copy and manuals from Chinese companies that refuse to have English speaking copywriters or proofreaders that understand the complexity, subtleties. and especially the highly idiomatic nature of the English language. This is compounded by inaccurate translation software that is too literal or based on outdated/simply wrong translations.
The end result is what many call Chinglish, and probably the reason you may have crashed your inexpensive drone…but since I was a child holding a package of “Thunder Bomb” firecrackers, it’s label instructions/warning “Light Fuss, Get Away!” I’ve found it hilarious. Check out some doozies here: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/
and the fascinating (though a bit dry in parts) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish
The second two paragraphs of my posting was an attempt at humor…I’ll leave you with a few to whet (in one case lose) your appetite for Chinglish…
@margot What on earth do you do for a living???
@OldCatLady LOL…keep myself amused, mostly.
@carl669 You need to read this thread. There are some pretty pictures for you.
@margot thanks for the explanation.
I always heard it referred to as Engrish.
This was supposed to be the third…
@margot What’s wrong with that? Who doesn’t like it cheap, fast & easy?
KuoH
@kuoh What’s not to like?
It’s my personal favorite…gulp and go 
I love mine a lot but then I may not be using it to brush my teeth.
Seriously though. Use it for about a week and you’ll like it.
@squishybrain I agree. I bought a couple for friends and had to nurse them through the initial learning curve…now they love them…that nice feeling you get after a professional cleaning after every brushing is worth the initial occasional…hmm what would you call it?