VMP BAIT ALERT!!!!: JLab Premium Metal Earbuds (parody)

@jwertz5 werzt

@jwertz5 NICE!

first for what??

@alikhalil21 first to post in the thread! It takes a keen finger and a quick eye to be the first to post in a thread... the timing and clicking and typing without error is critical and not a skill easily mastered.

@lichme First Fail! Nice as well!

@unixrab I saw that!

@lichme I dunno, are you really second if you don't call it? if not then SECOND

@lichme you've got no proof! ;-)

@lichme bravo!

@The_Baron 3 ?

@unixrab 14!

@The_Baron mind blown...I was expecting either 24, 5, or 11

@unixrab dump the kernel.

@er1c core

@unixrab you're a fraud, I'm starting to doubt the first four letters of your name represents the HLOS.

@er1c

muahahahahahahahahaha..

... ahem. Sorry.

@unixrab BUT WHAT IS VMP WITHOUT $3 PURCHASES no ok I'm canceling actually

@Lotsofgoats well done! You've narrowly escaped with your wallet....

@unixrab whatever I use a lenovo anyway so my wallet is open source now

@Lotsofgoats hmmm.... might I have the source code? :-)

@unixrab it's just a lot of zeros

@Lotsofgoats lol Well... I do see a VMP badge.... so... it's to be understood

@unixrab FreeMP

@Lotsofgoats ahhh... understood

@unixrab I dunno... the reviews I read seem to suggest even as disposable earbuds, these are barely passable.

@PocketBrain noted

@hallmike I fear you are one of the lucky ones.... so many VMP's expiring in 3 days... they may feel that this is the last bait for days...

@unixrab Plus those of us that are cancelling

@hallmike bravo!

@unixrab I hit 32 days in a row with no purchases so I would have wasted $5 if this month wasn't free.

@hallmike I've never been against VMP per se - just VMP with less than 1 item per month that interests me.

@unixrab but... but... snapsterd gave us the socks off his feet! He is infallible and I will blindly follow no matter what he says or does!!1!1

@hallmike !!!!!!!11!!! ;-)

@hallmike Don't you get the $5 refunded if you didn't use it when you cancelled? I recall some reasonableness there.

@unixrab "I've never been against VMP per se - just VMP with less than 1 item per month that interests me.". . . So if there were one Fuku per month, you'd sign up for VMP?

@RedOak nah... that would be a wash (and potentially a loser) since I'm pretty adept at getting Fuku's, yet I am by no means guaranteed one. Should I fail in my endeavors to procure one, my $5 would be lost! (Or worse - I'd buy some 21 lumen lanterns to quaff my thirst for monetary sunk costs!) No; it would have to be a guaranteed Fuku each month + a guaranteed great item, OR 2 Fuku's per month for me to risk VMPdom (or meh.com could just start selling at least 2 items per month that are awesome.) Sidenote: I bought the beer glasses (as distinguished from beer goggles) this February... so at least they have a 1.0 average for the shortest month of the year.)

@heartny ...that counts ! It's money well saved.

@heartny I love purple.

@phatmass hey hey! 1st bath .... shoulda posted it on the real thread...lots of VMP's taking a bath on this bait

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@hallmike nevermind - they fixed it. all the links were broken with 'butt' instead of 'cloud'

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@heartny @2many2no do I say "hike" next?

@unkabob lol

@unkabob ...or maybe they're smart! Wait...they must be dumb.

@unkabob If they were realtree Wyomingers would buy them.

@cranky1950 ... I'm wondering if there's actually people living there.. 584,153 (2014 estimate) and... It's COLD in winter (brrr!)

@PocketBrain Two for Tuesday will ensure continued VMP subscription.

@PocketBrain we'll see. It's days since I was interested enough to even bother click the meh face button.