@MrJazz@pufferfishy They’re literally selling 1, and serving the next item page to easily thousands+ people who had the previous page open, so it really becomes luck of the internet connection.
@ShotgunX
Old Vinyl Doll
Old Mirror
Sharp knife for dissection
hot glue gun for drippings
Crap ton of gorilla glue attaching the head and arms and for making the bubbles.
A water bottle for misting over the exposed glue to make it bubble.
silver spray paint to paint the front.
black acrylic paint to repaint the frame
grey acrylic paint to aged the frame by dry brushing
@ShotgunX slowly added the gorilla glue just around the attached doll parts… spritzed them with water an was super careful not to let it thin out too much so it did not run… then used the hot glue to smooth portions of it and add drippings… cover in about 10 coats of silver spray paint and viola
@Koolhandjoe I want to respect its majesty but my girlfriend wasn’t as psyched about my plans to hang it as I was. Something about it being “horrifying”.
It just came in the mail. Problem is, I had the wrong shipping address set, and now my mother is very very upset with me.
She doesn’t want Jackson in the house and keeps texting me about how traumatized she is. I’m three hundred miles away so I might need to find a friend willing to come retrieve it until I can.
She doesn’t appreciate the art, and is literally not convinced Jackson isn’t made from a real baby.
@er1c@sammydog01@Koolhandjoe Just a priest? Maybe a ghost buster needs to come too just to be sure all the alternative dimension entrances into her house have been, ummm, identified and closed. In fact buy her this as a gift in case voodoo is also involved:
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Monday, Apr 19 - Thursday, Apr 22.
Enhanced: Friday, Apr 16 - Monday, Apr 19.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 20 - Thursday, Sep 23
I TRIED.
@mossygreen ME TOO.
@mossygreen @sammydog01 Me three!
@mossygreen Me four!
@mossygreen Same
@mossygreen SEVEN!
/giphy not-today-friend
Constantly reloading green bar.
I thought I had it.
Shucks.
@id10t same!!! I thought for sure I had this one. And I was wrong.
I honestly dreamt that I won the zombie lamp last night, but that dream was a load of rubbish!
@id10t This is the way… Just hoping that green bar makes it to the end this one time…NOPE!
Double the specs, one for each soul shipped along with this thing
I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS ONE!
@iamjoyfulgirl same…
SOABISCUIT
Again, sold out on arrival???
@MrJazz Yeah - the page literally refreshed to sold out
@MrJazz @pufferfishy They’re literally selling 1, and serving the next item page to easily thousands+ people who had the previous page open, so it really becomes luck of the internet connection.
/buy
@Pufferfishy Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Also, I made the mistake of refreshing the old product page and not the meh page
@Pony now i feel you
why wont my purchases ever get past the three to five green bars?
Noooooooooo
WHO BOUGHT MY PRECIOUS BABY?
I win!
@er1c
/giphy WINNER
@er1c ohhh i hate you so much
@er1c go right on ahead and click that cancel link.
@cbilyak @er1c I agree you dont need it
@er1c YOU
@er1c congrats
@cbilyak @er1c I wonder if that would even put it back up? Joe would probably keep it.
@cbilyak @er1c where do u live ill wait for package on ur porch. to make sure its delivered
@Koolhandjoe How was this made?
@ShotgunX There’s at least one in-process photo on his Instagram. Or maybe not? I don’t see it now.
@ShotgunX
Old Vinyl Doll
Old Mirror
Sharp knife for dissection
hot glue gun for drippings
Crap ton of gorilla glue attaching the head and arms and for making the bubbles.
A water bottle for misting over the exposed glue to make it bubble.
silver spray paint to paint the front.
black acrylic paint to repaint the frame
grey acrylic paint to aged the frame by dry brushing
@Koolhandjoe How did you get it to look like it was molded in? And the rest of the area so smooth?
@ShotgunX slowly added the gorilla glue just around the attached doll parts… spritzed them with water an was super careful not to let it thin out too much so it did not run… then used the hot glue to smooth portions of it and add drippings… cover in about 10 coats of silver spray paint and viola
@Koolhandjoe I’ll go ahead and pretend like I fully understood all of that.
@Koolhandjoe @ShotgunX
TL;DR. Just freeze a newborn in carbonite.
Now he’s “Inaction” Jackson.
Just THE CUTEST. We need more.
I cant believe i didnt get my hands on it
THERE’s 1 more doll I rly want. Wish me luck!
@Koolhandjoe Am I allowed to hold an auction in the comments for this? @sn1zz sounds like they really want it
.
@er1c you now own it… so… do with it as you please
@Koolhandjoe I want to respect its majesty but my girlfriend wasn’t as psyched about my plans to hang it as I was. Something about it being “horrifying”.
@er1c @Koolhandjoe I think you should keep it and get rid of her rather than vice versa.
@mossygreen @pony @sn1zz @cbilyak
Do I hear $1000?
/giphy auctioneer
@er1c Nope. If anyone is going to profit off these, it should be Joe. I’ll wait til his shop is back open.
@Pony Silly Pony thinking I’d actually sell it.
I will rent it out though, $10/week, all profits go to @koolhandjoe and myself.
@er1c @Koolhandjoe Ha. As greedy as some people have gotten today, I wouldn’t put it past someone to try something like that.
@Koolhandjoe @Pony Who has been greedy? Spill the tea.
@er1c I’m not naming names. It’s easy enough to find out by reading the forum.
@er1c @Pony these greedy bastards like myslef…
@Pony I wasn’t looking for names, just backstory. Did someone scoop up multiple rare items?
@er1c I want it but i can do $5.99 so u can make some money on it
Sorry I missed this one. My 2nd favorite after Izzy! The bubbles really make it.
@mehcuda67 Yes-Lizzy was a sweetie wasn’t she. The kind of girl who could keep you up all night.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
HE IS ON THE WAY
@er1c OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO POST ONE MILLION PHOTOS
Thanks @koolhandjoe
It just came in the mail. Problem is, I had the wrong shipping address set, and now my mother is very very upset with me.
She doesn’t want Jackson in the house and keeps texting me about how traumatized she is. I’m three hundred miles away so I might need to find a friend willing to come retrieve it until I can.
She doesn’t appreciate the art, and is literally not convinced Jackson isn’t made from a real baby.
Might get disowned… totally worth it.
I like IRK.
@er1c is it bad that I take that as the biggest compliment i could get?.. too funny
@er1c If it makes her feel better you can show her this before picture…
Now that I see it again… might not help that much
@er1c
At least it’s not the one without a face…
@er1c @Koolhandjoe I like everything about that picture, especially that the mirror may be showing an alternate dimension of time and space.
Update I’ve convinced her to ship it to me, she’s still barely wants to speak with me, but I’ve secured the safety of Jackson.
@er1c Is she having a priest over to check the house after it’s gone? Just in case?
@er1c @sammydog01 @Koolhandjoe Just a priest? Maybe a ghost buster needs to come too just to be sure all the alternative dimension entrances into her house have been, ummm, identified and closed. In fact buy her this as a gift in case voodoo is also involved:
https://www.amazon.com/Uncrossing-Remove-Negativity-Curses-Conjure/dp/B00I3IRK1S