It’s Tina Turner night at karaoke. You sign up to sing:

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Fri, Oct 27th 2017 at 11:59pm ET

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cengland0 said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

No singing here. I don’t want to sing and no audience wants to hear me sing.

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escapecar said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:09am ET:

Some of you really need to get beyond Thunderdome.

And River Deep, Mountain High.

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tinkertime said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:11am ET:

One of the Living, I’ve always liked that one.

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UncleVinny said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:11am ET:

I’m a private dancer, and I don’t take #*?$@! Bitcoin, honey.

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sammydog01 said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:13am ET:

Friends In Low Places

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Oneroundrobb said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:28am ET:

Themed nights at karaoke?.. Nah. I’m still singing Rock Lobster at Stripparaoke.

![Stripparaoke][1]

[1]: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com ipadvisor.com/media/photo-s/08/c8/6e/fb/devils-point.jpg

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- @Oneroundrobb :-\
  
  /image Stripparaoke
  
  Oneroundrobb said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:37am ET
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khearn said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:43am ET:

Missing: I don’t do karaoke.

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- @khearn Me neither. I did once, but it was not fun. I do play bass and sing in a cover band, though. No Tina Turner songs.
  
  SSteve said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:58am ET
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spacemart said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

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sadiesadiebobad said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:57am ET:

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SSteve said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 1:00am ET:

John Fogerty didn’t play Proud Mary for many years. He started playing it again after a friend said, “If you don’t start playing Proud Mary people are just going to think it’s a Tina Turner song.”

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sixstringslim said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 1:43am ET:

The Trooper. But I sing it with a tinsel skirt on. It’s hard to find those in XXXL, you know.

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davido said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 1:54am ET:

I bring my own montage mix tape

25 was the speed limit.

Yeh. Where’s the 8track deck?

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JoetatoChip said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 1:59am ET:

Missing “I don’t know who Tina Turner is”. Honestly thought she was an actor, but I might be thinking of Tina Faye.

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  /image Tina Turner
  
  /image Tina fey
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 4:04am ET
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rtjhnstn said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 2:30am ET:

I’ll be singing as Ike Turner and singing “When a man loves a woman”.

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Al_Coholic said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 3:24am ET:

I chose the last one because Tina Turner sucks shit.

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- @Al_Coholic or sucked if she is dead now. I don’t know.
  
  Al_Coholic said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 3:24am ET
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- @Al_Coholic Yup continue to live up to your name
  
  jmbunkin said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 7:13am ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 4:06am ET:

I don’t really do karaoke. Occasionally I’d sing while playing guitar hero, but that’s usually after all the other people are drunk. Maybe they can tolerate my singing then.

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awk said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 4:07am ET:

Did she have the one that was just a low-pitched droning mumble? I’ll do that one.

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DrWorm said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 9:24am ET:

Better Be Good To Me

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sanspoint said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 11:06am ET:

Did you know that Tina Turner and the Ikettes were the backing vocalists on Frank Zappa’s “Montana”?

It’s true. And she managed to lead them through that insane vocal bridge. Ike was reportedly unimpressed.

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- @sanspoint That’s really amazing. Ike was a jerk.
  
  droll3 said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 12:24pm ET
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patmo13 said Sat, Oct 28th 2017 at 11:47am ET:

River Deep Mountain High for me.

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