I love me some singing cowboy. But after watching this, I can say with some certainty, MATTHEW IS MR. CHINFACE! Because Hyram and Chinface do a lot of the same interesting things with their mouths.
@Groovymarlin I guess it's time we told you. @matthew has Dissociative identity disorder. He does the videos as part of a mediocre therapy technique, to help him express his emotions. Glen is the snarky, passive aggressive part of him that he can't bring himself to be in person. Irk is his judgment and rage. Chinface is his ID, his simplest form of thought. Hyram is his inner child. Hank is his humor. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't ask what the Possom Head Chronicles are. I don't like to talk about it.
@mikey No, no, I mean, He is his...twin, yeah, that's it! Like all the mall Santas are actually just the real Santa's helpers since Santa is so busy at the North Pole this time of year preparing for Christmas.
@Groovymarlin So since we're bringing up things we've just realized... until the latest Chinface video, I had just casually assumed he was standing on his head to record it. Once I actually thought about it, I berated myself for being so stupid because he obviously just flips the camera upside down. Then I worried that maybe that was stupid too and he just flips the video in post-processing. Or maybe flipping the camera's not stupid. I have a lot of manufactured, meh-related worries.
@mikey I sympathize. If I allowed myself, I'd go back and re-watch all of the Chinface videos now for further analysis. All I can say is, there's been some discussion about the googly eyes and the location/movement of the "pupils" therein, which makes the "upside down or not" question open for debate. Also: I love Chinface.
@Groovymarlin Wow, I feel like a conspiracy theorist who almost gave up but then stumbled across a smoking gun. It's like Xgiving and Xmas both came early!
NO! NO!
KNIFE IS FOR CUTTING!
IT'S NOT FOR PLAYING!
Gesundheit. An instant classic. Well done, Hyram. And somehow evocative of "I've got two legs . . . "
I love me some singing cowboy. But after watching this, I can say with some certainty, MATTHEW IS MR. CHINFACE! Because Hyram and Chinface do a lot of the same interesting things with their mouths.
Ahem.
@Groovymarlin spoiler alert @matthew is also Glen (he does ALL the videos....)
@Groovymarlin Wait, MATTHEW IS HYRAM!?
@Groovymarlin I guess it's time we told you. @matthew has Dissociative identity disorder. He does the videos as part of a mediocre therapy technique, to help him express his emotions. Glen is the snarky, passive aggressive part of him that he can't bring himself to be in person. Irk is his judgment and rage. Chinface is his ID, his simplest form of thought. Hyram is his inner child. Hank is his humor. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't ask what the Possom Head Chronicles are. I don't like to talk about it.
@mikey No, no, I mean, He is his...twin, yeah, that's it! Like all the mall Santas are actually just the real Santa's helpers since Santa is so busy at the North Pole this time of year preparing for Christmas.
@chellemonkey Uh...I can see Matthew attached to Glen's um...sock. So that's not really a spoiler. ;-)
@Groovymarlin So since we're bringing up things we've just realized... until the latest Chinface video, I had just casually assumed he was standing on his head to record it. Once I actually thought about it, I berated myself for being so stupid because he obviously just flips the camera upside down. Then I worried that maybe that was stupid too and he just flips the video in post-processing. Or maybe flipping the camera's not stupid. I have a lot of manufactured, meh-related worries.
@mikey I sympathize. If I allowed myself, I'd go back and re-watch all of the Chinface videos now for further analysis. All I can say is, there's been some discussion about the googly eyes and the location/movement of the "pupils" therein, which makes the "upside down or not" question open for debate. Also: I love Chinface.
@Groovymarlin Wow, I feel like a conspiracy theorist who almost gave up but then stumbled across a smoking gun. It's like Xgiving and Xmas both came early!
@mikey Here's my favorite. Watch the eyes bounce!
Mumblety peg?! Sometimes I wonder who exactly @matthew was in a former life and if he has vivid flashbacks from that time period.
This is the only Kershaw I trust... Unless it's October.
@BillLehecka Dodgers!?
@JonT Boo-Urns! Booooo Urns!
@JonT I just noticed: banana for scale