It's Singin' Cowboy Time: Anything Can Be a Jerky

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:00am ET

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ConAndLibrarian said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:01am ET:

Damn that was creepy

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Ignorant said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:09am ET:

This is going to sound fantastic blasting from my new JBL Speaker Dock.

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JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:12am ET:

Damn, I really want a variety pack of exotic jerky now.

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- How exotic are we talking? According to the song anything that walks or crawls or flies can be a jerky so .....
  
  ConAndLibrarian said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:14am ET
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- Obviously I'd like to try some human....or maybe I've just been watching too much Hannibal.
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:21am ET
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damon said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:14am ET:

What a really insensitive song, guys.

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- Ah, THE MOST DANGEROUS JERKY
  
  matthew said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:20am ET
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- Haha, the most dangerous jerky.... perfect reference.
  
  damon said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 11:32am ET
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BillLehecka said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:22am ET:

What about Sea Cucumber Jerky? Geoduck Jerky?

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capguncowboy said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:25am ET:

As someone that's made mostly of jerky (and bacon), I approve this song.

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troy said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:32am ET:

Does anyone have a toothpick?

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howdydo said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:32am ET:

You gotta catch'em all... Pokemon Jerky!

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denboy said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:33am ET:

@jont People are always having their appendix removed, maybe you can start there. Some appendix jerky to appease your new found human flesh craving.

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- Brb going to the closest hospital and asking if they're giving away any free appendixes.
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:40am ET
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- @JonT well, do they? You can't just leave us hangin like that.
  
  MEHcus said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 10:22am ET
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- Sadly they were fresh out. I rummaged around through the medical waste dumpster for a while but couldn't find anything good.
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 11:26am ET
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- @JonT well of course they won't have any if you ask for them like a phillistine. You must request any free appendiCES.
  
  llandar said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:02pm ET
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- That's where I went wrong. I'll try again at another hospital and use the correct verbiage.
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:35pm ET
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Jdub said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 1:35am ET:

With my apologies to David Byrne...Man, that is Special-ness!

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uhhhok said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 9:24am ET:

Where's my effen diet caffeine free dew dammit

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Burns72 said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 9:40am ET:

Man! This makes we want to go out buy some meat and dehydrator

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ABitterWoman said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 11:26am ET:

I made pickle flavored jerky once (out of cow). Two things I love rolled into one. It was awful.

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- That didn't have the happy ending I was expecting. :(
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 11:47am ET
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- @jont you are looking in the wrong places.
  
  marklog said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:34pm ET
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smilingjack said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 11:47am ET:

Meh

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Homechicken said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:30pm ET:

Wait, Kangaroo jerky is a real thing? I'm going to need about 200 pounds of it, and a couple of car batteries. And no questions asked.

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- I tried ostrich jerky for the first time a while ago, it was amazing but I felt a little weird because I bought it at an ostrich farm.
  
  JonT said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:35pm ET
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- I'd feel weird buying it from a cattle farm.
  
  Ignorant said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 2:56pm ET
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- https://www.mountainamericajerky.com/shop/kangaroo-jerky/
  
  LaVikinga said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 8:56pm ET
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Jdub said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 4:56pm ET:

Who doesn't like whiskey soaked bacon infused steak jerky from the boys over at Drunken Cow Jerky, LLC?

Yummy

http://shop.drunkencowjerky.com/Beef-Jerky-Beer-Bacon-4-oz-600.htm

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