I always wondered about throwing condiments over one’s shoulder. I actually had this mixed up and thought that if you dropped a piece of silverware, it meant that you were going to have an unexpected visitor unless you threw said utensil over your shoulder. Gramma corrected me as we pulled the steak knife from her left thigh, and I taught her to call before dropping by.
@2many2no I want rain! Yesterday and today were below 100° so I was super stoked about that. But water falling from the sky, that would really be something!
THE NUMBER 13 IS UNLUCKY ONLY BECAUSE THE ILLUMINATI DECIDED THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 12 MEMBERS ON THEIR HIGH COUNCIL IN 1726!! EVER SINCE THEN, THESE DOZEN ALIEN-BORN BRAIN-EATERS HAVE BEEN DECIDING THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA!!! BUT THEY CAN’T FIX THE PRICE OF MY TEA TREE OIL, IT WILL GIVE YOU STAMINA! BUY IT IN MY SHOP!!!
@AlexJones Sir, I’d like to remind you that you’ve been invited to leave the premises on multiple occasions now. The snack cart is now empty and we cannot let you sleep in the main concourse overnight again.
Carry a dead skunk in your left back pocket all day to ward off all of the terrible gypsy curses brought upon each and every one of us on these tragic days that are Monday the 13th’s…
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just try your day unaccompanied by a pocketed dead skunk and see how your day turns out…
This is the only Monday the 13th in 2018. There is also only one in 2019 in May. 2020 has 3: Jan, April, July. I guess I’ll do something special today. Perhaps, I’ll skip watching Wheel of Fortune and instead watch American Pickers. I know, it’s America’s game but, hey, it’s Monday the 13th!
Better not go to work?
The usual poll guy is on vacation, huh?
/image Monday the 13th.
@narfcake
Aren’t you forgetting something?
@PlacidPenguin
/image cat
@narfcake
Your cartoon recollection is clearly not as good as I had presumed.
@PlacidPenguin The pilgrimage was on the 11th.
I still have the WBA business card in my wallet, and I don’t know why, as none of it is valid anymore.
@narfcake
Nope. Try again.
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin This then?
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin Every time I see this one I think how long suffering that cat looks
@Kidsandliz @narfcake @PlacidPenguin
He’s paranoid.
The cat is just annoyed.
@Kidsandliz @narfcake @PlacidPenguin Or how that guy’s gonna be wearing a bloody aluminum cap in a moment.
Sleep in.
Better boil the pasta for a few extra minutes.
Better go to work
Better have a drink before work to guard against the extra crazies
I always wondered about throwing condiments over one’s shoulder. I actually had this mixed up and thought that if you dropped a piece of silverware, it meant that you were going to have an unexpected visitor unless you threw said utensil over your shoulder. Gramma corrected me as we pulled the steak knife from her left thigh, and I taught her to call before dropping by.
Better say “happy birthday” to me.
@ciabelle ok. “Happy birthday to me”
@ciabelle Happy Birthday
@ciabelle
/giphy happy birthday!
@ciabelle It is 1:33am. Do you know where your birthday cake is? (PS Happy Birthday).
@ciabelle Happy birthday! You share a birthday with my lovely wife.
Better sleep late and hope the rain is finally gone when I wake up.
@2many2no I want rain! Yesterday and today were below 100° so I was super stoked about that. But water falling from the sky, that would really be something!
@2many2no But it’s not raining, here.
Live life as any normal person would, and will return to crazy on Tuesday.
@hchavers “Normal” is just a setting on a washing machine, not a person
@hchavers @sicc574 I’m confused.
Is that what they call reverse cowgirl?
THE NUMBER 13 IS UNLUCKY ONLY BECAUSE THE ILLUMINATI DECIDED THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 12 MEMBERS ON THEIR HIGH COUNCIL IN 1726!! EVER SINCE THEN, THESE DOZEN ALIEN-BORN BRAIN-EATERS HAVE BEEN DECIDING THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA!!! BUT THEY CAN’T FIX THE PRICE OF MY TEA TREE OIL, IT WILL GIVE YOU STAMINA! BUY IT IN MY SHOP!!!
@AlexJones Sir, I’d like to remind you that you’ve been invited to leave the premises on multiple occasions now. The snack cart is now empty and we cannot let you sleep in the main concourse overnight again.
Please, return to your home.
… and yesterday was the 12th. So the point is…?
Better hold your breath while passing a schoolyard.
Lucky lucky lucky day for parents. School starts today.
@Kidsandliz Hope you enjoy every moment!
Better study for my final.
Carry a dead skunk in your left back pocket all day to ward off all of the terrible gypsy curses brought upon each and every one of us on these tragic days that are Monday the 13th’s…
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just try your day unaccompanied by a pocketed dead skunk and see how your day turns out…
Better buy a refurbished Roomba to clean up all the pepper people are throwing around
Better break all my mirrors while talking incessantly about Macbeth!
I can’t help but think…“I Ain’t Superstitious” by Howlin’ Wolf. This is the original, but Jeff Beck & Megadeth both do killer covers of the song…
@tohar1 Thanks for the song, now I’ve gotta hear the Megadeth version.
@Mothersnakes It’s off the “Peace Sells” record…Definitely a bit more raucous than the original…
@tohar1 I like the Jeff Beck one off Truth. Rod Steward nothing like his night club act now days.
Do what I’ve been doing all week. Unpacking.
… best not mention it to your co-workers; they will give you “the look” again.
Better Call Saul!
Better switch to the left hand…
This is the only Monday the 13th in 2018. There is also only one in 2019 in May. 2020 has 3: Jan, April, July. I guess I’ll do something special today. Perhaps, I’ll skip watching Wheel of Fortune and instead watch American Pickers. I know, it’s America’s game but, hey, it’s Monday the 13th!