It's Game Time!

I like that this has a bit of a plot, more than the other clicker games that just have you watching a number get bigger.

I have to avoid these game threads, otherwise I get nothing done for a few days.

So this is what happens when swarms ascend.
The Space Shuttle Tootnpooter is already at 5,500 watts per second!

4707 watts per second & growing.

If you want to “cheat” a little bit, you can use GS Auto Clicker so you don’t ruin your click button!

My status:

Sped up 20x

I BEAT THE GAME!

What a strange ending…

I made a little javascript function that tells me the cost per watt of each item because I’m addicted to efficiency.

var rgNumOnly = /[^0-9\.]/gi
$('#manufacture__container .manufacture__item').each(function(i, el){ 
	var thing = $("#name", this).text();
	var watt = $("#powerGain", this).text().replace(rgNumOnly, '');
	var cost = $("#cost", this).text().replace(rgNumOnly, '');
	var cpw = Math.round(cost/watt);
	
	$("#cost", this).text($("#cost", this).text() + ' ('+cpw+')');
});

Speaking of efficiency, I used jQuerify because I’m lazy.

Update:

Well shit.

Definitely not the ending I expected. Also, a bit sad there arent high scores to compare

Cookie clicker had better replay value.

5.1 million per second…what happens if I let this run overnight?

This is definitely more fun than No Man’s Sky on PC. My son has been playing on PS4, I unlocked my husband’s copy on PC today. The keyboard controls suck, and the game stutters (I’m three or four times - or more - above rec. sys. req.). I’d rather play this. Thanks!

@galmaegi

And if I do thus, where is my goddam time?

Fucking evil. Demons fear your spawn.

Just sayin’.
/giphy love ya

So I beat it in approximately two hours. Not too shabby. the humor was pretty good.

I blame the goat @sammydog01 I am still playing this thing. I don’t care to win. I just want more and more power!