It's Almost Halloween!

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Hiya, creeps! I've been seriously lacking in Halloween focus this week, and I blame....naw, the hell with that!
What I need is to be inundated with Halloween. How are your costumes going? (@cinoclav I'm expecting to hear great things from you!) Going to any fun parties, even as the back end of a horse? I am currently elbow deep in the creation of what will prove to be the most meh Sharknado costume the world will ever see.
Give me your favorite Halloween tunes (even if we have shared some before), your scariest movies (are you a fan of the classics, or more into the current paranormal type movies?). Hell, even your scariest story (real or not).

I'll lead in with the first joke I remember my mom telling me.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because warlocks have Halloweenies!