Dock fits iPhone 5/5C/5S/6/6 Plus, iPod Touch 5th Gen, iPod Nano 7th Gen
Docked device charges while AC adapter is plugged in
Alternate USB or 3.5mm aux connection works with most mobile devices, PC’s & laptops
Two full-range speakers
Runs on AC adapter or four AAA batteries (batteries not included)
Up to five-hour battery life
Transducers: 2 JBL full-range transducers
Power: 2 x 2 watts
Frequency response: 110Hz – 20kHz
Signal-to-noise ratio: 73dB
Input impedance (aux): 3k ohms
Power requirement: 5.9V DC, 3.33A
Power consumption: 20W (maximum); 0.5W (standby)
Dimensions (H x W x D): 2-1/4" x 6-5/8" x 6-5/8"
Sunglasses
Random choice from 7 styles. You don’t get to pick.
All styles have polarized lenses
100% UVA and UVB protection
Shatter resistant polycarbonate lenses
Perfect for sports and physical activity
Unisex
Styles:
Midnight Blue Half Frame
Black Half Frame with Golf Lens
Pink Camouflage Full Frame
Gun Metal Half Frame
Gradient Red Half Frame
Dark Demi Full Frame
White Half Frame
Matte Black Full Frame
Black Full Frame
Condition: New Speaker Dock Warranty: 1 Year JBL Sunglasses Warranty:90 Day Mediocre Shipping: $5 or free with VMP Estimated Delivery Date: 2/4/15 - 2/6/15
What’s in the Box?
1x JBL OnBeat Micro speaker dock
1x AC adapter
1x Quick-start guide
1x Random pair of Piranha sunglasses
@mediocrebot Why would anyone buy something from a vendor that says the product is garbage? (My car has JBL speakers and they sound great but it's premium sound)
@OnionSoup no kidding. It should say "look at these luxurious polarized sunglasses for $18" fine print "we're throwing in a free speaker dock with every purchase ".
I'm assuming Meh has a lot riding on no one buying this crap...and when I say that I mean they don't have it because they know no one is stupid enough to buy it.
@Troyaof I get it, I get it...I'm the stupid one. It's like that group of friends where everyone else is stupid, and you're smart... you become the stupid one...
@mbills2223 Just because meh says something is crap doesn't mean it's crap. Doesn't mean it's great either. That's the whole point. So far hundreds of well meaning people have seen through the charade. Or maybe they just like returning stuff.
@Jetlag some people are getting them already but others just shipped yesterday so it might be another week or month depending on how bad fedex smartpost is
@axleman1011 I would so take that deal also! I really really really need new sunglasses... I go thru dozens every year (mostly summertime). I just found my favorite pair in my purse - broken... I asked hubby what happened and he gave me the "didn't see it, can't proove it" line... Hmmm I actually really like the leopard ones!
Since I bought that dome purple hipster speaker a while ago, I can't use any speaker dock. And my glasses from Coastal come with cool clip-on sunglass lenses.
At first, I thought "Oh great, another speaker dock I don't need", but then I thought more about what the deal represented.
The deal isn't for crappy speaker docks and rocking sunglasses, it's for friendship with all you other crazy people who stay up late each night to find out what the next deal is.
@foldyflops 04:45 here and I wasted another 5 minutes of my wasted life turning on my Tab and reading the Meh-ss there on the sales site, intead of coming right here... ...another speaker dock w/o Blootooths and I still have no idea where my E-MEH-erson TVs are although my AMEX has definitely done been hit on for them...
I yelled, "AW COME ON!" as soon as I saw another speaker dock. Then as I saw the shades come down and the phrase, "Deal with it," flash, I laughed. Good humor restored.
@VeeDubTDI you can still participate - at a buck per byte of data while on the seas. Ship's Steward to the Captain: "Sir, I can't explain why all our bandwidth is being taken up by an ever-repeating refresh of an odd site domain, ''meh.com'."
I'm more interested in the glasses than the dock. Maybe the glasses will be on Two For Tuesday. Then again, with my luck, I'd still get two lame "random" styles. Meh.
@Comedian Truth. I have a JBL (mini?) that uses 6 AAs and JBL (mini?) that uses 4 AAAs. The mini lasts for-ever and the micro needs new batteries every other day. I don't even move it any more, just leave it plugged in without batteries. What a hassle. I could run a mechanical swordfish with all the batteries that thing uses.
Meh, I really like the JBL Micro you sold me about a month ago for the same price. I was about to complain, "Where are my sunglasses?" Until I saw they are just crappy dollar store shades. And we don't even get to know up front which silly style... never mind.
@giroro You're in luck! There is a USB port which is capable of sim. power and music transfer to the dock offering equal func. to the dock as if you had an iPhone,
You have 16 new emails. and they all say NO MORE SPEAKER DOCKS!!! Also, Why is your screen cracked? Did you drop your phone when you saw that it was a speaker dock?
This was the funniest thing I've seen all day and completely reaffirms why I come here every day at midnight (and about 100 other times throughout the day). I can't think of any other place that would do this and this is a perfect illustration of why I hate that "breakfast octopus" site and their "clever copywriting" - they are completely soulless. Thank you for being people before being a business, Meh.
I almost want to buy this dock so I never have to see it again here, but I fear you have so many they may be reproducing in your warehouse. The sunglasses only make them cooler to the other docks, thus encouraging the mating and reproduction. In my nightmares, I see a day soon where the world will be over run with sunglass wearing speaker docks.
When that day come I will curse your name. Damn you meh, damn you to heck.
Meh. I expect to find these handsome devices in a current or future fukubukuro, so why would I buy them now? Hem. If I just jinxed it and never receive a dock and cheap sunglasses, I guess I'll just suffer.
It's rumored you're not really a member here until you buy this. Upon receipt, you get a special speaker dock/sunglasses avatar and all comments and DEALS that were previously ghosted out become visible. Such a small price to be immuminatoo.With VMP, they are practically giving them away. Although still no adapter for a Sansa Clip + . Buy one, just because it's worth hearing those lazybones squawk about them being sold out.
Awww, I was just just thinking the other day when the Woot-off had my attention for 15 minutes, about how all the cool chatty people must have moved here because there were NO posts on the surround sound speakers they were trying to sell between the bags of crap. None!
As a relatively new Meh'er I feel as if I should buy one of these as a rite of passage. Ok, I'll take one for the team. That will leave more room in someone's fukubukuro for neoprene. Maybe I'll get lucky and @JonT will toss in a fukubukuro to reward my fully embracing the meh lifestyle. Ok, that's unlikely but now I'll be able to dance & charge while I cook.
Wife: When did we get a speaker dock? Me: Oh, it’s here? Ha ha ha! So great. Wife: Why do we need a speaker dock, we already have Sonos in the house? Is this thing better? Me: Ha ha ha! No no, it’s a piece of garbage, I bought it as a joke. Wife: What’s the joke? Me: That the retailer has a lot of them, and keeps trying to sell them. Wife: ... Me: Ha ha ha! Right? And did you see the crappy sunglasses? Wife: I’m going to bed.
@haydesigner extender cables would let you plug in, charge and play, but no docking at a viewing angle. Cables can be cheap or pricey, depending on origin.
First time I saw this for sale I said "I wouldn't even take that if they paid me" Second time I said "I wouldn't even take that if it was free!" When I saw it today "Well maybe if it was free I would take it, but definitely not paying for it". One more time might be the charm meh... but doubtful.
"I study nuclear science, I love my classes I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"
A speaker and sunglasses. So you can look like a douche while annoying everyone around you with the music stylings of Lil Jon? This is how we end a week? I feel smited! =)
I don't understand all the hate for this speaker dock. I purchased a total of 4 already and think they are a darn good investment!! Anyone with an iPhone 5, 5S, 5C, 6, or 6 Plus should have at least one. Also, any iPod Touch with a lightning connector. They're great chargers, they hold the phones at the perfect angle, and the audio sounds terrific! Perfect for nightstands to replace alarm clocks. I have one on each nightstand, one on my desk at work, and one on a shelf in my kitchen. I always have my iPhone 6 Plus's battery topped off, and can listen to really decent-sounding music whenever I'm charging my phone. Also, the JBL's speakers are easily 10x louder than the iPhone's speaker and can be heard throughout my house when playing. Get one (or three), you seriously won't regret it!
All I can say is, be assured that whatever style of these sunglasses that you find the least undesirable, you will not get.
I bought the previous sale of these glasses where you got 7 of the 9 styles, and wouldn't you figure that the white pair (easily the least ugly of the group) was not in my set.
Meh.com = Meta-hipsters. You are uncool (like hipsters), but KNOW that you're not cool and play to your strengths. This, of course, makes you so cool that hipsters are in awe of your coolness. Yeah!
So, does anyone have a grasp on the meh pricing trend for these? I'm actually somewhat interested in the dock (I know, call me an idiot, but it'd be a decent computer speaker for work and I'd have some place to stick my phone and listen to music on lonely days)... but a: no interest in the sunglasses; b: we know meh is never going to sell out of these; c: well, there is no c, just curious what they've sold them for in the past.
@brhfl no need to apologize - it is a well constructed speaker dock and the sound is clean unlike a lot of the crappy sounding docks available, especially at this price.
@RedOak@NoSalt Thanks, folks… I had read through some reviews and did realize this is a pretty un-meh product made meh largely by the fact that meh seems to have bought up an entire warehouse worth. Well, screw it - first meh purchase, a lifeless-plucky-river!
@brhfl Congrats. Just ordered a second one 'for a friend' since I am new enough here to have only seen these JBL Micros go by 2 or 3 times. useless-elevated-teeth:
Honestly? I hardly ever comment, but at this point it's clear that they're going to end up giving someone a container of these in their fukubukuro. That's okay, though - you could make an AWESOME fort in your living room with speaker docks!
THIS ---> "Without the community, we'd basically be Groupon with vastly better copywriting." Is the best thing you've ever written. I need to tweet this.
I just bought two of these. Will be reselling them in the office where I work for $20 each, free sunglasses. I already gave away/sold some speaker docks from previous sales, I'm beginning to be known as the speaker dock guy. Honestly though, for most people this is a decent way to charge your iPhone. No lightning cables that fray, just plug this into the wall, it charges the phone.
Hey! could youse shoot me a link to tomorrows meh cuz Imma gonna be truckin through the nite and day you are the one-- um south a here and I ain't gonna have interwebs access so if you shoot me a link now I can keep my meh streek alive. No really
Specs
Speaker dock
Sunglasses
Condition: New
Speaker Dock Warranty: 1 Year JBL
Sunglasses Warranty: 90 Day Mediocre
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
Estimated Delivery Date: 2/4/15 - 2/6/15
What’s in the Box?
1x JBL OnBeat Micro speaker dock
1x AC adapter
1x Quick-start guide
1x Random pair of Piranha sunglasses
Pictures
:DealWithIt:
iPhone not included
Retail box for the dock
Everything included
Varieties of glasses
It can be battery powered!
Details of slots
Aux In is possible as well
Price Check
$119 List, $34.99 at Amazon for speaker dock
$24.99 List, 14.99 at Amazon for sunglasses with seven reviews
$19.99 List, $10.99 at Amazon for sunglasses with two more reviews
Warranty
90 days
Meh-copter preparing for take off
@mediocrebot AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH. you guys are theWORST!
If shitty deals is cool then consider meh miles davis.
@jheal Noop, that's Britta.
@mediocrebot Why would anyone buy something from a vendor that says the product is garbage? (My car has JBL speakers and they sound great but it's premium sound)
@stevo42
@mediocrebot Meh is "throwing shade" on their deal tonight :) literally
@mediocrebot
@mediocrebot
Wouldnt you have more success selling the sunglasses (with speaker docks) rather than other way around.
@OnionSoup no kidding. It should say "look at these luxurious polarized sunglasses for $18" fine print "we're throwing in a free speaker dock with every purchase ".
@mediocrebot I like purple.
Even glasses don't make this thing cool
@lichme No fair, you edited your comment. I thought we had something going.
It's true! His original post of "a" was about as stupid as this "deal."
I'm assuming Meh has a lot riding on no one buying this crap...and when I say that I mean they don't have it because they know no one is stupid enough to buy it.
@mbills2223 you obviously live under a rock.. people are pretty darn stupid.. (no offense to Meh or their products, just humanity)
@joedel263 touché
@joedel263 7 sold in 2 minutes....
@Troyaof I get it, I get it...I'm the stupid one. It's like that group of friends where everyone else is stupid, and you're smart... you become the stupid one...
@mbills2223 not to pile on they made more than a grand in less than half an hour, so i think they know more about this then you do.
@mbills2223 you underestimate the koreans
@mbills2223 It's more of a reverse psychology thing.
@mbills2223 Just because meh says something is crap doesn't mean it's crap. Doesn't mean it's great either. That's the whole point. So far hundreds of well meaning people have seen through the charade. Or maybe they just like returning stuff.
@YoDad Returns? You are on the wrong site if you expect to return anything.
@kumaranshul THAN you do. LEARN ENGLISH
@cengland0 Hey, you can return stuff anytime you want as long as you don't expect a refund.
@mbills2223 It seems that some of you don't understand that I was just doing the whole "meh" thing with this post lol
This is wrong on every level.
SDF
bath
no
i forgive you.
fart
@gti87
Did someone say RANDOM sunglasses? I'm a sucker for random surprises.
@christinerenee I like random as well, but that's an awful lot to pay for intentionally crappy sunglasses.
@christinerenee Random good. I just got my box of neoprene sleeves. . . random not good anymore.
Yep, knowing my luck with the neoprene mountain on my table... I'm sure I would get leopard sunglasses. Nahhhh.
@johnamo the neoprene mountains are shipping?
@Jetlag Yes indeed! Meh has been moving mountains of neoprene across our country. Some of us have been ... lucky enough... to get them already.
@Jetlag some people are getting them already but others just shipped yesterday so it might be another week or month depending on how bad fedex smartpost is
@communist Meh we'll always have had neoprene. When is my free vmp up?
@morefiles Go here https://mediocre.com/account and look at the bottom and it will tell you the renewal date.
@cengland0 Oh the HUMANITY! almost another month
ugly Foakley-esque sunglasses and that damn shite speaker again...MEHHHHH
Wicked cruel games, meh. That is some Chris Isaak level shit.
Do I get a bath if I say deal?
i just hope they never buy any speaker docks ever again, please just don't.
I stayed up for this? I'm going to bed
I'm here to shoot the shit. Bam, the shit is shot.
@peaceetc Right on, at least some of us know how to follow instructions.
How about i pay you $18 for a box of 30 sunglasses? i might take that...
@axleman1011 I would so take that deal also! I really really really need new sunglasses... I go thru dozens every year (mostly summertime). I just found my favorite pair in my purse - broken... I asked hubby what happened and he gave me the "didn't see it, can't proove it" line... Hmmm I actually really like the leopard ones!
@axleman1011 i would absolutely take that deal.
At least throw me a speaker dock with micro USB.
Why can't I just buy the sunglasses???
Another day of free VMP wasted...
@Kerig3 You can! $18 and they will even throw in a top notch piece of technology.
Oh boy... a speaker dock...
Okay, it feels like you guys are just looking for stupid shit to do so that I get blamed. You don't think Fukubukuro 4 was enough?
@joelmw
@Headly Oh, that's how I deal with it. Or, idunno, maybe it's a coping mechanism. I'm not exactly sure what the difference is.
I friggin' love you guys.
Since I bought that dome purple hipster speaker a while ago, I can't use any speaker dock. And my glasses from Coastal come with cool clip-on sunglass lenses.
I love purple.
At first, I thought "Oh great, another speaker dock I don't need", but then I thought more about what the deal represented.
The deal isn't for crappy speaker docks and rocking sunglasses, it's for friendship with all you other crazy people who stay up late each night to find out what the next deal is.
@dins Is 12am staying up late? I thought my 2am lateness was a bit much.
@foldyflops 04:45 here and I wasted another 5 minutes of my wasted life turning on my Tab and reading the Meh-ss there on the sales site, intead of coming right here... ...another speaker dock w/o Blootooths and I still have no idea where my E-MEH-erson TVs are although my AMEX has definitely done been hit on for them...
wasn't the speaker dock on here just recently?
@j9song you must be new here :) in short, Yes.
@j9song Yeah, maybe once or twice before...
@j9song The most recent one was the larger version (mini, not micro).
Wow, that's some hot garbage. Random sunglasses you say?!?
I yelled, "AW COME ON!" as soon as I saw another speaker dock. Then as I saw the shades come down and the phrase, "Deal with it," flash, I laughed. Good humor restored.
are those glasses Georgia red?
@vampje I love purple.
@vampje Sadly, no.
If the sunglasses were wayfarer style, and you got 10 pair, I'd be all over this.
Sucker friday?
You evil bastards. Fuck this shit, I'm going on a cruise. Don't sell anything nice while I'm gone!
@VeeDubTDI we were gonna sell terrible items this week but now that you've said this we're doing 7 straight days of fukubukuro
@VeeDubTDI you can still participate - at a buck per byte of data while on the seas. Ship's Steward to the Captain: "Sir, I can't explain why all our bandwidth is being taken up by an ever-repeating refresh of an odd site domain, ''meh.com'."
@RedOak day drinking on the airplane reading Meh comments. WINNING!
douche secret word
No. You already conned me in to buying 3 speaker docks!
@jdpmacav Conned?? Your good decisions have given you the ability to play "Something Went Terribly Wrong" as a round!
I friggin' hate you guys.
I'm more interested in the glasses than the dock. Maybe the glasses will be on Two For Tuesday. Then again, with my luck, I'd still get two lame "random" styles. Meh.
Lmao. NO meh you'll have to do better than that to move speaker docks to my house
Who the hell designs something this size and specs in four AAA batteries?!
AAA batteries - All the cost and 1/3 the juice of AAs. The third A is for taking it in the A.
@Comedian it is 2015 I am never buying a non rechargeable device again
@Comedian not a big deal for me. This speaker dock will spend its entire life on the dresser as a charge-stand and music source.
@Comedian Truth. I have a JBL (mini?) that uses 6 AAs and JBL (mini?) that uses 4 AAAs. The mini lasts for-ever and the micro needs new batteries every other day. I don't even move it any more, just leave it plugged in without batteries. What a hassle. I could run a mechanical swordfish with all the batteries that thing uses.
I could actually use a speaker dock, if not for the fact that NO I STILL DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN IPHONE 5+ NOBODY DOES
@giroro
Gangsta.
What is this, SDF without a baby arm? Is that legal? I blame @joelmw for that.
@heartny
If only someone would sell me some AAA batteries...
@AnnaB I'm considering some alligator clips and electrical tape and making my AAs fit. Or perhaps the Dremel tool...
Meh, I really like the JBL Micro you sold me about a month ago for the same price. I was about to complain, "Where are my sunglasses?" Until I saw they are just crappy dollar store shades. And we don't even get to know up front which silly style... never mind.
Options:
Speaker dock & sunglasses: $18
Speak [sic] dock only: $18
What, no sunglasses only for $18? It'd probably be the most popular option.
This deal is turning into Meh's version of Rick Roll'd. Just when you hope it's some good Meh you get speakerdocked -fist shake-
Please buy these. I don't want this thing in my first fuku.
If I had a 5th Gen iPod, and 20/20 vision...
... no, not even then. (I had to think about it though.)
@WaltC You can use it with any device with a headphone jack.
@er1c you can't charge a phone through a headphone port
@giroro You're in luck! There is a USB port which is capable of sim. power and music transfer to the dock offering equal func. to the dock as if you had an iPhone,
@snapster @jont I really feel like you guys missed a great opportunity here- you should've bundled AA batteries with the speaker dock.
@dashcloud Or an Irk mug.
@dashcloud that would be amusing since it takes AAA's. A missed opportunity.
If only the sunglasses came in purple. Loves me some purple sunglasses. What do you think, Barney? Suit up!
@mike808 I love purple!
Meh is honeydocking us!
At this rate, I might buy a speakerdock ironically
If only a knife was sticking through both items so they could go through life together I might get it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The speaker dock or the sun glasses.
Meh might have more luck selling these, with a cool pair of sun glasses.
@TheCO2 I need one of these! I've played all of my DVDs to the end and now they're useless!
@parodymandotcom I wonder if you can use the pencil trick, like with cassette tapes, only with a marker or something.
Meh, get some quality no-name sunglasses and we can talk.
You have 16 new emails.
and they all say NO MORE SPEAKER DOCKS!!!
Also, Why is your screen cracked?
Did you drop your phone when you saw that it was a speaker dock?
I think I am more excited for the smattering of Deal With It gifs that will be posted.
Friday fun day! Not!!! Meh...,
oh hell no.
@Headly "I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of my own awesomeness...!"
@PhysAssist Would you say we'd be venturing to a zone of danger?
Who else but the hipsters in the Northwest would buy this. Friggen scarf wrapped, fedora adorned, soulless hacks.
@Konraden - I do not own a fedora.
@Konraden everybody in California apparently
@shabazz18 You mean ONE person in California. Have you ever noticed, every day it's the exact same county all lit up, by itself?
What would somebody do with sunglasses and a speaker?
@nadroj
@Headly she should have worn socks :(
Florida, stop buying these. No, your grandkids don't want either of them.
@Jetlag Jealous that you haven't seen the sun this year?
If I see one more freakin speaker dock on Meh I'm going ape shit!
:waits for ZZ Top reference:
@JT954 Har har har har.
This was the funniest thing I've seen all day and completely reaffirms why I come here every day at midnight (and about 100 other times throughout the day). I can't think of any other place that would do this and this is a perfect illustration of why I hate that "breakfast octopus" site and their "clever copywriting" - they are completely soulless. Thank you for being people before being a business, Meh.
I think I love you (meh), so what am I so afraid of?
This picture only says the cord is not included. So the phone is?
@jqubed only a picture of said phone which can be downloaded above
@jqubed My favorite part of this picture is how the iPhone dock connector is bent forward to accommodate the Android device. Hilarious.
@ACraigL... it would be hilarious 'cept this feature is built in to the device. the base of the connector flexes both forward and backward.
@jqubed It says "THIS" cord is not included. You will probably get one with all black connectors on the ends.
@Noddy93 whoosh! The sound of humor sucked from the room due to a reality bomb. Whomp womp. Good to know, though. Thanks.
Did you buy a bunch of cheap sunglasses just for this deal? Or did you buy the sunglasses and then see an opportunity for synergy?
Happy speaker dock Friday!
Still not buying a speaker dock til I can get a Fuku!
...well ok maybe I would if the box it came in was made of 60 pairs of broken up sunglasses.
It's a speaker dock. It's Friday. All has returned to what's right in the world.
I actually could use a speaker dock, oddly enough. I just wish it was a little cuter. On the other hand... RANDOM sunglasses.
Answer 8 on the poll. Every f-ing meme.
@djames85 There's a thread for that: https://meh.com/forum/topics/what-meme-format-would-you-be-happiest-never-to-see-again
should be a good Christmas in July gift. guaranteed shipment by then?
Too busy making a wetsuit from 30 Built NY Kindle cozys. Meh. What can you make from speaker docks?
@rearly you could gang up a hundred of them for a magical wall of sound!
I don't have anything to add, but wanted to participate. Allo!
I came. I saw speaker dock. I LOLed. cramped-judicious-maple
I almost want to buy this dock so I never have to see it again here, but I fear you have so many they may be reproducing in your warehouse. The sunglasses only make them cooler to the other docks, thus encouraging the mating and reproduction. In my nightmares, I see a day soon where the world will be over run with sunglass wearing speaker docks.
When that day come I will curse your name. Damn you meh, damn you to heck.
Will this work with my Motorola Razr?
The sunglasses, I mean. Will I look cool while talking on my cellular telephone?
I can't believe you found more speaker docks!!
@unkabob - more like they bought 10,000 of these things so they have to offer them twice a month until they're gone.
@skuppy .... OOOoooohhh!!! NNNnnnnooooo...!!!
@hart Is that unixrab?
Augh I stayed up for this?
Meh. I expect to find these handsome devices in a current or future fukubukuro, so why would I buy them now? Hem. If I just jinxed it and never receive a dock and cheap sunglasses, I guess I'll just suffer.
@Thumperchick I think this is funnier than all the memes I posted in the meme poll topic.
@Thumperchick brilliant
It's rumored you're not really a member here until you buy this. Upon receipt, you get a special speaker dock/sunglasses avatar and all comments and DEALS that were previously ghosted out become visible.
Such a small price to be immuminatoo.With VMP, they are practically giving them away. Although still no adapter for a Sansa Clip + .
Buy one, just because it's worth hearing those lazybones squawk about them being sold out.
How about you tell us how many of these crappy speaker docks you have in the warehouse. so we can just get rid of them....
ANOTHER PUKING SPEAKER DOCK
why meh, why?
I'll return to wallowing in my neoprene.
@mamawoot how were those sleeves? That was a regret of immense proportions on my part.
@wew They brought me great joy, actually. I found at least one for each device I own. There were many clever designs.
Are these waterproof? I need a sound system for when I'm surfing in my kindle cozy wetsuit.
Bath of mud, Meh!
You should have bundled these with the neoprene, killed 2 birds with one stone.
Also, why does your Samsung S3 pictured have a cracked screen while connected to the dock? (with cable not included.)
Is there a hidden message here?
Awww, I was just just thinking the other day when the Woot-off had my attention for 15 minutes, about how all the cool chatty people must have moved here because there were NO posts on the surround sound speakers they were trying to sell between the bags of crap. None!
I'm glad all the cool chatty people moved here!
As a relatively new Meh'er I feel as if I should buy one of these as a rite of passage.
Ok, I'll take one for the team. That will leave more room in someone's fukubukuro for neoprene. Maybe I'll get lucky and @JonT will toss in a fukubukuro to reward my fully embracing the meh lifestyle. Ok, that's unlikely but now I'll be able to dance & charge while I cook.
@glindagw Nooooo!!!! You're just encouraging them and their speaker dock habit!! You're an enabler!
Not this crap again... :( meh....
Just how many speaker docks did you buy? All of them?
@mediocresquared Lets just say JBL, owned by Harman, may have forgot to figure sigfig.
Speaker Dock Friday is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
@communist LMFAO!
oh well, not this time
Wife: When did we get a speaker dock?
Me: Oh, it’s here? Ha ha ha! So great.
Wife: Why do we need a speaker dock, we already have Sonos in the house? Is this thing better?
Me: Ha ha ha! No no, it’s a piece of garbage, I bought it as a joke.
Wife: What’s the joke?
Me: That the retailer has a lot of them, and keeps trying to sell them.
Wife: ...
Me: Ha ha ha! Right? And did you see the crappy sunglasses?
Wife: I’m going to bed.
@robohit She sounds like no fun.
@robohit just wait until the Neoprene mountain gets delivered!
come to see the sale and stay for the comments! Better than the deals- Thanks Mehers :)
I could get eight of these, wire them all together, and enjoy some vintage Prog Rock in bitchin' OCTOPHONIC sound.
No, wait, that would be stupid. Nevermind.
Last Friday night, yeah we danced on table tops, then bought some speaker docks... (blame @curtise for the pop music in my head.)
Step one: Get @Thumperchick dancing to the music.
Step two: Get @Thumperchick to please come back to trivia!
Step three: Profit??
Mediocre has a thirty-acre warehouse filled with speaker docks up in Montana. That's the source of the beef. Right, @harrison?
@SSteve Can neither confirm nor deny
meh... really... you're kinda... sucky with all the crap you're offering... get out there and FIND THA DEALZ
I enjoyed that the meh face icon for today was wearing sunglasses.
Might be the mehest of the meh.
I know absolutely no one will read down this far, but is there any easy/cheap way of making this usable for an iPad Air?
@haydesigner Give em a week, I suspect they still have some JBL ONBEAT MINIs laying around. ;)
@haydesigner extender cables would let you plug in, charge and play, but no docking at a viewing angle. Cables can be cheap or pricey, depending on origin.
I HAVEN'T EVEN RECEIVED MY NEOPRENE AVALANCHE YET AND YOU THINK I AM BUYING THIS CRAP?
@elpepe What kind of expectations do you have for their shipping? Their documentation clearly states the likelihood of things taking ~2 weeks.
@er1c i had no expectations... the longer they take to get me that crap the better
Ah hell… what the hell.
minty-wilted-mercury
형님
흰색은요?
흰색 흰색 화이트 ㅜㅜ
물론 이번에도 6개 주문했습..니다만...
흰색 2개씩 묶어서 팔아주세요 ㅜㅜ
@sherryblue2 spray paint.
@sherryblue2 sell white ones(docks not sunglasses)
white ones please
Whoa. You almost convinced me to hit the buy button this time. But my kung-fu is strong.
Meh doing server maintenance tonite or sumptin? Anyway hell of a way to run a bidness
Can I dock my cock?
@gak0090
First time I saw this for sale I said "I wouldn't even take that if they paid me"
Second time I said "I wouldn't even take that if it was free!"
When I saw it today "Well maybe if it was free I would take it, but definitely not paying for it".
One more time might be the charm meh... but doubtful.
The glasses look nice, but I bought a pair for $10 at Walmart just the other day, and I got to pick which ones I got too. Meh.
"I study nuclear science, I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"
@ekw 50 thou a year will buy a lot of speaker docks
I love you fellow meh-ers <3
A speaker and sunglasses. So you can look like a douche while annoying everyone around you with the music stylings of Lil Jon? This is how we end a week? I feel smited! =)
Anyone else expecting Meh to put these up in lots of 30, 20 and 10? The Koreans would go ape shit.
I don't understand all the hate for this speaker dock. I purchased a total of 4 already and think they are a darn good investment!! Anyone with an iPhone 5, 5S, 5C, 6, or 6 Plus should have at least one. Also, any iPod Touch with a lightning connector. They're great chargers, they hold the phones at the perfect angle, and the audio sounds terrific! Perfect for nightstands to replace alarm clocks. I have one on each nightstand, one on my desk at work, and one on a shelf in my kitchen. I always have my iPhone 6 Plus's battery topped off, and can listen to really decent-sounding music whenever I'm charging my phone. Also, the JBL's speakers are easily 10x louder than the iPhone's speaker and can be heard throughout my house when playing. Get one (or three), you seriously won't regret it!
Greatest deal ever
I'm kinda partial to the original.
@jsh139
All I can say is, be assured that whatever style of these sunglasses that you find the least undesirable, you will not get.
I bought the previous sale of these glasses where you got 7 of the 9 styles, and wouldn't you figure that the white pair (easily the least ugly of the group) was not in my set.
I like purple.
Does the speaker dock work with Google Glass, or only with the included sunglasses?
well done
Meh.com = Meta-hipsters. You are uncool (like hipsters), but KNOW that you're not cool and play to your strengths. This, of course, makes you so cool that hipsters are in awe of your coolness. Yeah!
With a charming writeup like that, I wish I wanted this or at least had a compatible phone!
So, does anyone have a grasp on the meh pricing trend for these? I'm actually somewhat interested in the dock (I know, call me an idiot, but it'd be a decent computer speaker for work and I'd have some place to stick my phone and listen to music on lonely days)... but a: no interest in the sunglasses; b: we know meh is never going to sell out of these; c: well, there is no c, just curious what they've sold them for in the past.
@brhfl They were on a two for tuesday at $44 and sold on 12/26 for the same price but without the glasses.
@cengland0 Thanks!
@brhfl Also on 7/11, 7/18, 7/25, 8/8, 8/15, 12/2
@brhfl no need to apologize - it is a well constructed speaker dock and the sound is clean unlike a lot of the crappy sounding docks available, especially at this price.
@brhfl They've been consistently priced at $18 each, but sometimes with a throwaway 'bonus' like the sunglasses. Check out the 260+ positive reviews on Amazon to ease your mind... http://www.amazon.com/JBL-Micro-Speaker-Lightning-Connector/dp/B00AWRPIWQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1422032190&sr=8-1&keywords=jbl+speaker+dock
@RedOak @NoSalt Thanks, folks… I had read through some reviews and did realize this is a pretty un-meh product made meh largely by the fact that meh seems to have bought up an entire warehouse worth. Well, screw it - first meh purchase, a lifeless-plucky-river!
@brhfl Congrats. Just ordered a second one 'for a friend' since I am new enough here to have only seen these JBL Micros go by 2 or 3 times. useless-elevated-teeth:
THIS WEEKEND ONLY
$5 for 10 pairs of sun glasses
$9 for 20 pairs of sun glasses
$8 for 30 pairs of sun glasses
Why you need the sunglasses...
@miko1 I think it's photoshopped.
I am embarrassed for my home state of NJ. (Insert NJ joke here) what is wrong with you people buying so many of these?
@readnj there is one big reason to be embarrassed for your state. But this isn't it.
@readnj I think we all understand the situation here.
C'mon, Guys I already bought 7 of these. I'm running out of electrical outlets to plug them into.
@beaverpuss Sounds like you need to buy more AAA batteries!
They should have attached free months of VMP to this deal and I would have bite.
This is the meh-est deal ever
Honestly? I hardly ever comment, but at this point it's clear that they're going to end up giving someone a container of these in their fukubukuro. That's okay, though - you could make an AWESOME fort in your living room with speaker docks!
No Georgia Red. . . for that alone, meh.
thankfully.
I love purple.
THIS IS AN AWESOME DEAL AND I WILL HARBOR NO DISSENT
THIS ---> "Without the community, we'd basically be Groupon with vastly better copywriting." Is the best thing you've ever written. I need to tweet this.
I love this site so hard, you guys (: Will you adopt me? You are infinitely cooler than my family.
Purchased simply because I need a new pair of biking sunglasses. Pulling for the blue ones in the pic.
I'll try to convince my wife that she doesn't NEED to hold her phone.
I like purple.
Ordered without the sunglasses. Here's hoping that's not meh code for 'with 30 pairs of sunglasses.'
@brhfl they should have made it $2 more without the sunglasses, like 30 NY cases were cheaper than 20.
@WTFhqwhgads Yeah I was actually pretty surprised they were the same price. Surprised, and a little scared.
Ahh, just what the doctor ordered. The gift that keeps regifting! Happy Friday!
Fukubukuro 5 one unlucky bastard is going to get a pallet of these wrapped in bubblewrap......
@madazn Taking one for the team.
Did Xûr put this bundle together?
I just bought two of these. Will be reselling them in the office where I work for $20 each, free sunglasses. I already gave away/sold some speaker docks from previous sales, I'm beginning to be known as the speaker dock guy. Honestly though, for most people this is a decent way to charge your iPhone. No lightning cables that fray, just plug this into the wall, it charges the phone.
@afwaller What are you going to do with your $4 profit?
@brhfl put it back into buying more speaker docks, OBVIOUSLY
@brhfl you've got to spend money to make money! it's speaker docks all the way down
@afwaller It's going to be a slow path, but I believe in you!
@afwaller At least you'll be 4 bucks ahead. Everyone else spending their time here is either at Zero or $18/36/54 bucks in the hole.
I only come in here to scroll and see the pics & gifs. Never disappointed.
Thank you for the meh that keeps on mehing.
Best forum ever! Thanks meh!
So now we know why the Fuku are taking so long to ship.
Hey! could youse shoot me a link to tomorrows meh cuz Imma gonna be truckin through the nite and day you are the one-- um south a here and I ain't gonna have interwebs access so if you shoot me a link now I can keep my meh streek alive. No really
I'm just glad all the shit I bought from here in the last week or two has finally shipped.
How much money would someone have to offer you to buy Mediocre Labs in order for you to capitulate?
How long does it take the sunglasses to charge when they are docked?
add a lightening to bluetooth adapter then we can talk.
These speaker docs are devilish. Sold 666 as of 10:52 pm eastern.
:gets tired of waiting:
ZZ here here
@JT954 me too, up past my bedtime and 10 inches of snow coming tomorrow