A 200 year old movie will be unearthed from a vault entombed in 12 feet of cement and plastered with warning labels. This film about an ancient hominid-feline species dazzles audiences as it explores the truest depths of mortal existence through song and dance. While showing that these creatures were irrationally terrified by an inept villain who went by the name of Macavity.
Yes, Cats will delight audiences of 2220, who are utterly confused by how it was so utterly reviled in its day. They’ll conclude it was just too far ahead of its time, that its magnificent plot completely eluded primitive 21st century audiences.
What is the least watched, most artsy, most liberal, most confusing, least plot movie made this year? Why it’s none other than the winner! Every time.
/giphy artsy
@show_the_maw - Definitely an animated movie since human actors will be long since replaced by advanced CGI, owned by the studios and auto-renew-licensable for short periods as merchandise for the audience. Of course, the audience will be mostly cyborgs and licensed clones themselves.
Titanic - Well they did it again… the biggest ship in the fleet … and no-one put in early warning systems… It hit a large asteroid and blew-up… same old story not enough life pods… captain went down with the ship … the DJ played old school techno till the end…!!!
@tc95@carl669
Ah, yes. The Captain was quoted as saying the most famous line in all of recorded history, just after the instruments detected the hull breach:
Yes I recognize those thinly veiled references to extant moveies. I know what moveys you are referring to. Who wouldn’t recognize famous moveys of our time.
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@joebuddah Oo, oo, oo… I know this one! Binary Wars. Right? What do I win?
A 200 year old movie will be unearthed from a vault entombed in 12 feet of cement and plastered with warning labels. This film about an ancient hominid-feline species dazzles audiences as it explores the truest depths of mortal existence through song and dance. While showing that these creatures were irrationally terrified by an inept villain who went by the name of Macavity.
Yes, Cats will delight audiences of 2220, who are utterly confused by how it was so utterly reviled in its day. They’ll conclude it was just too far ahead of its time, that its magnificent plot completely eluded primitive 21st century audiences.
Star Wars LVII Return of the Return of the Jedi
@chienfou - I believe Star Wars LVII will have been Rebirth of the Mandolorian and Cute Robobabies But With the Merchandising Done Ahead of Time.
Preorder baby Palpatine now!
I doubt there will be “pictures” then-even if we are here.
Rocky 127
@heartny well that would make me so happy
Zorg. And Gary Oldman’s third clone would win for best actor.
What is the least watched, most artsy, most liberal, most confusing, least plot movie made this year? Why it’s none other than the winner! Every time.
/giphy artsy
Period piece about an Women’s author who chronicles (the revolution) taking over running the world’s politics and economy, and suppressing men.
@Oldelvis It is about time for men to be repressed. We suck.
This fucking mehrethon with the timer stuck at 00:00. It’s a pretty shit picture
Beauty and the Beast - Re-Re-Remastered edition in 128k 6D.
@show_the_maw - Definitely an animated movie since human actors will be long since replaced by advanced CGI, owned by the studios and auto-renew-licensable for short periods as merchandise for the audience. Of course, the audience will be mostly cyborgs and licensed clones themselves.
Titanic - Well they did it again… the biggest ship in the fleet … and no-one put in early warning systems… It hit a large asteroid and blew-up… same old story not enough life pods… captain went down with the ship … the DJ played old school techno till the end…!!!
@tc95 @carl669
Ah, yes. The Captain was quoted as saying the most famous line in all of recorded history, just after the instruments detected the hull breach:
People of Walmart LXIII
@rtjhnstn that sounds like a sport. And gross like a sport. No thank you
@rtjhnstn They already made that, it’s called Wall-e.
Star-Citizen Zane: 2284
Yes I recognize those thinly veiled references to extant moveies. I know what moveys you are referring to. Who wouldn’t recognize famous moveys of our time.
Marvel: Adam Warlock (or is that for 2320?)
Fast 3.27*10^17
@dannybeans
I think you meant
“Fast & Furries 69”.