Is there such a thing as Florida Pig? I think there is...

@therealjrn No, Florida doesn’t have a “Florida pig.” We do have some places (like every other state, probably) where feral pigs live. I understand they’re nasty things to be around unless you’re armed with, oh, say, an RPG. Maybe two.

@magic_cave @therealjrn people usually hunt them down with assault rifles. Boars are nasty. They destroy the land looking for food. A lot of people use helicopters to hunt.

@djslack Nothing is like Florida with the possible exception of Australia. We don’t have any kind of recognizable accent, mostly because no one is actually from Florida.(Well, I am, but I don’t often admit it.) Australians, on the other hand, have accents that the entire globe recognizes. Lordy, they even sneeze with that peculiar accent. Even their crocodiles roar with Aussie accents. I’ve never heard one of their crocs - bull alligators roar pretty loudly when they’re hunting for lady alligators - but I’m willing to give credibility to the purveyors of such rumors.