Is it time for a joke?
20It’s time for a joke.
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay”?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for…
“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”
“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and,after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!”, she said with a smile. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Still in the ditch, I guess.”
OK, lighten up, it’s only a joke…
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Had me chuckling!
Here’s a moral dilemma for you… With all your honor and dignity what would you do?
Please don’t answer without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.
You’re in Florida…In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is – it’s Donald J. Trump!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options:
You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.
So you can save the life of Donald J. Trump, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.
And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):
Color or black and white?
"OK, lighten up, it’s only a joke…"
I heard this years ago. It’s been revised. But still funny as fuck to me!
@llangley
black and white
(since it dates to film)
because you could do so much more with black and white in a dark room and because it would have more… depth
@llangley you lost me at Florida
@llangley Miami isn’t in Florida. It was annexed by Cuba years ago…
@llangley b&w
@llangley
Raw.
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@shahnm if you believe the repubs and Dem establishment, we all might be annexed by Cuba if we feel the Bern…