@harrison I’m not sure I would have qualified that except I suppose you had to in order to cover Mediocre legally. If someone had actually gone out and been hit by a bus over this joke we’re probably better off as a species without them.
@shawn As @SSteve points out below, if you sell us Ouija boards (with Bluetooth and docking, naturally), we might be able to figure out upcoming deals.
I can see the future. In the next week they will offer: some lame household good you don’t need, one tech gizmo from five years ago, some kitchen gizmo or knife, a silly toy drone
Nope.
@PurplePawprints yeah it is. It’s going to be a speaker, knife, or light bulb speaker.
@Kevin Light knife speaker.
@Kevin Hey now, it could also be a quadcopter.
@lljk but those things are like spinning knives.
@DrunkCat I’m in for two.
let us consult the mehcronomicon.
“For he that would ask the future, shall know their own death. which is tomorrow. by a fucking bus. they told you to look both ways. so say we all.”
so… yes, but with the caveat of dying?
@carl669 You’re right. You could always get a job with Mediocre.
@carl669 Dammit. You edited and now my response makes no sense.
@PurplePawprints and yet, it has stars.
/giphy it’s full of stars
@PurplePawprints @carl669 we only hire people who have been hit by buses
this is a joke, please be careful when crossing the street
@harrison I’m not sure I would have qualified that except I suppose you had to in order to cover Mediocre legally. If someone had actually gone out and been hit by a bus over this joke we’re probably better off as a species without them.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@carl669 mehcronomicon
golden.
Truly golden.
@harrison
I took a glancing blow from a subway train once. At Haaavaaad Squaaare stop.
Does that count? Hire me, pls. I apply for Office Asshole.
I promise, what you got now are amateurs.
That depends, do you have access to a Delorean & some weapons grade plutonium?
I mean if you were buddies with someone at meh, maybe?
Next few days?! We don’t even know what we’re selling tomorrow yet.
@shawn I will send a very angry letter if it’s a Zojirushi water boiler.
@shawn As @SSteve points out below, if you sell us Ouija boards (with Bluetooth and docking, naturally), we might be able to figure out upcoming deals.
@shawn …or /ouija could predict. heh.
Sure. Just live thru those days, and check the website daily if you think you might wish to purchase.
If you don’t wanna purchase, just live to some point further in the future than those days, and you only have to check the website once that way.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/im-a-time-traveler-too
Yes, next Monday you will know what deals will have been coming up in the next few days.
I can see the future. In the next week they will offer: some lame household good you don’t need, one tech gizmo from five years ago, some kitchen gizmo or knife, a silly toy drone
If you say it will be a container for fluids, you will be correct most of the time.
@thismyusername That does cover a lot of territory
/giphy container for fluids
Whoa. Thought that was something else at first.
Doubt meh will be selling any of her/those/it.
@compunaut oh dear.
@compunaut she has rabies!
@compunaut Well, that took an unexpected turn.
Not really, but you can get a good idea of what’s going to be on MorningSave by watching the items here.
Probably backpacks.
The future’s so bright, it blinded me with science.
/youtube ouija board
Tomorrow’s item is:
/giphy random
@ELUNO
Is that Dino made out of Cheetos?
@f00l dino nugget