@chaos13 I can conceive of reasons it might happen. Technology is weird, especially on the interwebs. I hadn’t paid attention enough to know if I’m the first. Surely if I’m the first thus afflicted (but either way, really) there should at least be a booby prize.
@joelmw Well my streak is alive. I think I’ve managed to get an IRK since I became a MEHmber in 2020. Although I did pass on a few of those >$50 ones they did. I still pick up the $30 side deal ones. Overall I’m net positive, getting probably half a kitchens worth of Cuisinart items (stand mixer, hand mixer, blender, knife set, etc.)
Fucking piece of shit!!! Who are these fucking people that are buying these, huh??? You don’t even fucking report back that you got one, and YOU DEFIANTLY DONT POST IN THE REVEAL THREAD!!!
You shouldn’t be a loud to buy.
Can you tell I want one lol
Congratulations @Star2236 your order has been placed. Your box of nonsense has been packed and should ship tomorrow. It will likely smell like coffee. Congrats on an unintentional IRK.
@Star2236 For what it’s worth your low budget IRK is in the wind Cheapest Pirate Ship yet. $5 and change. The contents are probably worth about the same But, yay!!! Disappointment is inbound!!
See??? You didn’t miss out. Although I forgot to add a bar of soap so you could wash your mouth out
@dl1589 When you’re in the forum for a product, just type /buy as the first thing on a line and it will purchase it with your default payment and shipping address. Only available to members.
Specs
What’s Included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Jul 17 - Monday, Jul 20
/buy
@steelopus It worked! Your order number is: relished-conniving-mango
/showme relished conniving mango
@mediocrebot Here’s the image you requested for “relished conniving mango”
@steelopus Thank fuggin zod I can finally stop setting 18 minute timers.
/buy
@joelmw Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot Well how the fuck did this happen? Is this the VMP special?
/buy
@chaos13 It worked! Your order number is: traceable-lame-panda
/showme traceable lame panda
@mediocrebot Here’s the image you requested for “traceable lame panda”
@chaos13 Here’s the image you requested for “traceable lame panda”
@chaos13 You lucky Irkser! Congratulations
@chaos13 @mediocrebot I can’t help feeling that you got my Irk, seeing as they hit you back twice.
@joelmw honestly I was shocked seeing I got it and you didnt since you did post right before me.
@chaos13 I’m genuinely glad you snagged one. And I at least get (and you too) a mini story out of it.
If they wanted to, I’m sure meh could make things right. Couldn’t they @Thumperchick?
/showme big scary grin
@joelmw Here’s the image you requested for “big scary grin”
@chaos13 I can conceive of reasons it might happen. Technology is weird, especially on the interwebs. I hadn’t paid attention enough to know if I’m the first. Surely if I’m the first thus afflicted (but either way, really) there should at least be a booby prize.
@joelmw Well my streak is alive. I think I’ve managed to get an IRK since I became a MEHmber in 2020. Although I did pass on a few of those >$50 ones they did. I still pick up the $30 side deal ones. Overall I’m net positive, getting probably half a kitchens worth of Cuisinart items (stand mixer, hand mixer, blender, knife set, etc.)
@chaos13 @joelmw
/giphy them’s the breaks, or something
/buy
@missdorkgirl Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@capnjb Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@Lynnerizer
At least I’m not the only one.
@Lynnerizer @Star2236 no, you are not alone
@Lynnerizer ditto
@Star2236
🛟 It sure was fun trying though! 
No, MANY people are joining me in this sinking ship!
And, at least I got one on Side Deal!
@Lynnerizer @Star2236 can’t believe the Side Deal ones sold out hours ago too.
@pakopako @Star2236
WOW I didn’t know that! They had A LOT of people on here yesterday! Everyone came out of the woodwork to celebrate their birthday!
Too slow
/buy
@candiedisilvio1 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot well I had to try at least
/buy
@medz Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
What is /buy?
@dl1589 Shortcut to buy the active deal.
Fucking piece of shit!!! Who are these fucking people that are buying these, huh??? You don’t even fucking report back that you got one, and YOU DEFIANTLY DONT POST IN THE REVEAL THREAD!!!
You shouldn’t be a loud to buy.
Can you tell I want one lol
@Star2236
Today’s a stressful day
@Star2236 I can send you coffee and some nonsense.
I won’t even charge you $12 
@Star2236 Also, now I know I don’t need to watch my language when I send you a message behind the scenes
Congratulations @Star2236 your order has been placed. Your box of nonsense has been packed and should ship tomorrow. It will likely smell like coffee. Congrats on an unintentional IRK.
Your order number is CAPN-DOES-DUMBTHINGS
And you talk like a sailor
@capnjb Here’s the image you requested for “CAPN-DOES-DUMBTHINGS”
@Star2236
Girrrrrrrl… you need a BIG HUG!
/giphy BIG HUGS FOR STAR!
@Star2236
And you did release some of that hot air! Lol 
Okay, granted, that’s NOT a hug but it’ll probably make you laugh!
@Star2236 For what it’s worth your low budget IRK is in the wind
Cheapest Pirate Ship yet. $5 and change. The contents are probably worth about the same 
But, yay!!! Disappointment is inbound!! 
See??? You didn’t miss out. Although I forgot to add a bar of soap so you could wash your mouth out
I literally checked out only to get the whole “we’re not sure what you’re trying to buy”
What a load of Horse $hit!!
womp, womp; really thought I had that one too
This /buy is broken. I missed out like 6 times today, getting the green bar all the way to the right on 3 of those attempts and now this worked.
How does /buy work?
@dl1589 When you’re in the forum for a product, just type /buy as the first thing on a line and it will purchase it with your default payment and shipping address. Only available to members.
if you use it and it’s available, it will use your details and place it for you.
So there’s more than what, 300 unique accounts that have gotten these already, meaning maybe there’s a chance for the other ones?
/buy
@mikeybotta Sorry, the
/buycommand is only available to members. Learn more.@mikeybotta Don’t worry about it. It sold out 34 minutes ago.
Welp
No IRK for another year I guess.