Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET

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mediocrebot said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

Throw it in the trash

Estimated Delivery

Thursday, Aug 5 - Monday, Aug 9
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medz said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

/youtube already got one holy grail

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- @medz nobody likes a braggart
  
  die13lda said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET
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- @die13lda my mommy loves me
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:08pm ET
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FreePasta said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

I got one.

And when I went to the homepage, only 16 were sold at the time.

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raccoon81 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

/giphy tonal-draconian-loris

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- @raccoon81 Wow, I saw like 5 seconds in when I clicked the button, assumed I was SOL. Somehow it worked!
  
  raccoon81 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET
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guardian_44 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

captcha for the win again

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- I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET
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SColburn said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

/giphy influential-electrical-cobweb

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jsh139 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

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NoIRK said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

Fcuking sidewalk and buses.

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jayman007 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

argg!!!

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Euniceandrich said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

29 of them to members

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curtise said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Shazbot! Foiled again…

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D_a_v_e said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

scrolling bar of doom.

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pjsabo said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

So sad, I almost had my first kit. Order failed to submit, boo.

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werehatrack said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Curses! Foiled again!

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mikey said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

/giphy NOPE

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rhcurry02 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Congrats high speed internet winners!

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triavalon said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

/giphy whiny-reckless-boat

What worked for me is manually refreshing when the timer from the previous item hit zero, instead of waiting for it to refresh itself like usual. Hope that helps someone out there.

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- @triavalon
  Been doing that for several Mehrathons now, and I’m still batting zero (out of 26 if my count is correct).
  
  werehatrack said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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kasona said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

uh, “we can’t complete your order because we don’t know what you want to buy” - that’s a new one.

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- @kasona me too…
  
  eVil said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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- @eVil @kasona I got that earlier today
  
  xterraguy said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:11pm ET
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LucyPS said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

Yessss!!!
/giphy red-legible-fighter

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rixon said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

At least it sells out quickly instead of landing in order purgatory.

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futurian said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

dammit

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werehatrack said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:08pm ET:

I don’t know why they don’t just run the IRKs for one minute; it never takes more than three seconds for them to sell out.

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- @werehatrack Maybe allowing those who went to stretch their legs or get a sip of water see what they missed generates even more regret?
  
  triavalon said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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- @werehatrack gives us time to bitch and moan before the next item comes up
  
  die13lda said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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k4evryng said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:08pm ET:

Got one! I don’t know how, but I did, lol!

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die13lda said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET:

I got the green bar to load twice before I was told it was sold out, so in theory I’m getting closer!

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Dakini said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:09pm ET:

Finally, I got one! These are going so fast!!!

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mehrrychristmas said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:10pm ET:

I could not even refresh the page!

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xterraguy said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:11pm ET:

/giphy dazzle-radical-chameleon

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joelmw said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:15pm ET:

Thank Irk for members-only. Thanks, Irk.

/giphy dusty-bigger-country

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- They must have known I was coming (first draw, no edit-and-reloads).
  
  joelmw said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:17pm ET
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KingMarty42 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:48pm ET:

I WIN!!

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Instant Regret Kit

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What’s in the Box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery