@brainmist Makes no sense to keep having to do them. I was up to 13 of them in the previous event when I exited knowing it would be gone, but I had kept going partly to see how many I’d get. I quit when #13 came up. I mean seriously? I have had 3 in a row multiple times before. Sucks.
@Kidsandliz yup! Same!
It was actually funny to me that the pictures kept coming…and coming… (and that I kept doing them) LONG after I knew the IRKs were already gone. I just had to finish it…my own personal human challenge.
Thankfully that’s more the exception than the rule…but it’s still frustrating.
@k4evryng I mean seriously? The purpose for a zillion of them is??? Oh wait. Google is using us for their self driving car program. Could be fun when the car confuses bicycles and motorcycles since you can’t get off the bicycle page without clicking the motorcycle.
@bluebeatpete Significantly more than they will have in a few weeks. It will be interesting to see what random stuff which hasn’t been sold on the sites for a while turns up in the Irks. After all of the toothbrush coins a couple of months ago, it could be anything.
Solid blocks of candy corn for everyone!
@Kyeh You see, they put them together already. They started with the good shit and worked their way down to the broken dust bunnies. They just pile them up by the hundreds. But… when they tag them and ship them, they print the shipping labels in order and take from the top, working their way down. So all those bragalicious punks who got them early are going to get the worst crap while those of us who get them later are getting premium Irkness.
Yep, finally got one. However, thinking back on all the errr… “products” they’ve been selling for the last month, this IRK is really going to be… not so good. The bag will likely be the best part.
I tried to click on it as soon as the 3rd one came online. As soon as I clicked on by now it popped up sold out… it was just a few seconds after it started.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 29 - Friday, Sep 2
Love it
What a time to be alive!
FOUR??? Seriously???
@andrewkl I know. Isn’t it great?
Definitely an April Fool’s joke going on here
Get fucked. Seriously?
Outstanding
Somebody hit mediocrebot! He’s stuck!
well hope everyone got 1 who missed out b4
@sn1zz assuming you wanted one.
@sn1zz No, I had to click on like a million things while they sold out - but thanks for the kind thoughts.
@RedOak nope got one around 1-2 am
@yeppers
im sure this is not the last one
Omg, I FINALLY got one
/giphy disturbed-eloquent-flamingo
@tinamarie1974 And a GLORIOUS giphy!
@mossygreen right?!?!?! I thought it was appropiate
Has Joe eliminated the one IRK per person limit?
@opivp99 I doubt it.
@opivp99 no.
@opivp99 Who knows, but it seems unlikely.
@opivp99 No.
@gt0163c @opivp99
My sources say no
/8ball Has Joe eliminated the one IRK per person limit?
Wooohooo
Captcha’d 3 times!
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@brainmist Makes no sense to keep having to do them. I was up to 13 of them in the previous event when I exited knowing it would be gone, but I had kept going partly to see how many I’d get. I quit when #13 came up. I mean seriously? I have had 3 in a row multiple times before. Sucks.
@Kidsandliz yup! Same!
It was actually funny to me that the pictures kept coming…and coming… (and that I kept doing them) LONG after I knew the IRKs were already gone. I just had to finish it…my own personal human challenge.
Thankfully that’s more the exception than the rule…but it’s still frustrating.
@k4evryng I mean seriously? The purpose for a zillion of them is??? Oh wait. Google is using us for their self driving car program. Could be fun when the car confuses bicycles and motorcycles since you can’t get off the bicycle page without clicking the motorcycle.
About damn time! Kept getting
tchas on my phone and they were killing me.
/giphy unarmed-sedate-hole
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
God DAMN it.
@Pony
@cbilyak @Pony im about to ask for you login and try to get one for you
@cbilyak @sn1zz I wish that was an option.
@Pony lol id do it. theres no option of dm here tho
@sn1zz There actually is- the “whisper” function. But I can’t give someone I don’t know access to my account. No offense, I mean no disrespect.
@Pony You need to get that tattoo!
@Kyeh My second vaccination shot is in 2 weeks- I’m getting it as soon as that’s taken care of.
@Pony I know i wouldt trust random person myself
@Pony Great!
We can only have one right?
@Tenorsinging Yes.
Just to make sure I’m not being naive, it IS one per account, right? I got mine earlier and have just been sitting back since
@stevenmontes yeah it won’t let you check out if you order another one
@stevenmontes Right
Got one !
Yeah, 4th time is a charm - or something like that …
I am not a robot!
There is no spoon.
@mediocrebot Good robot.
Now I’m going to feel bad for the people that miss the actual last one and hold on to hope that they’ll get the next one.
Four in a row
Last year it was 24 hrs in small amounts so 4 is nothing for vet
This is what happens when the warehouse guy runs things. No need to figure out what ships where, just label a bunch of boxes and pile it in!
Seriously now…how much shit do they have around the warehouse?
@bluebeatpete All of it.
@bluebeatpete (checking) Yep, you’ve been here for 6 1/2 years. You know the answer to this.
@bluebeatpete Significantly more than they will have in a few weeks. It will be interesting to see what random stuff which hasn’t been sold on the sites for a while turns up in the Irks. After all of the toothbrush coins a couple of months ago, it could be anything.
Solid blocks of candy corn for everyone!
gUYS
i’m scared
I was so freakin close that time, UGH! The green bar was greening and barring, the captcha was captchad…MEH!
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
lasted over 30 seconds!!!
/giphy awesome
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
Of course there was another, I was waiting for it, and I got distracted…
They must be really scraping the bottom of the barrels now though. Maybe they’ll have all bubblewrap and nothing else in them.
@Kyeh You see, they put them together already. They started with the good shit and worked their way down to the broken dust bunnies. They just pile them up by the hundreds. But… when they tag them and ship them, they print the shipping labels in order and take from the top, working their way down. So all those bragalicious punks who got them early are going to get the worst crap while those of us who get them later are getting premium Irkness.
@cinoclav I guess you just got yours, then?
@Kyeh I did on this one.
@cinoclav I got one in the second chance at 2:25 am my time - so I’m kind of hoping your theory isn’t correct!
@Kyeh
/giphy evil laugh
Welp, I’ve seen it all. Goodbye cruel world!
Got an audio captcha!
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
Got it
Glad I didn’t go 0 for 9 on baseball’s opening day.
I’ve managed to see 4 of them today, this is amazing. Always sold out just after I clicked and just before checking out.
@atannir absolutely know the feeling.
Baaaahahaha this is fantastic
Still in shock I got one. I had pretty much given up.
Got one even with the CAPTCHA
/giphy sharp-vanilla-coriander
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
At least we know there are at least 400 members/VMPs
@caffeineguy No. There are at least 400 members + VMP’s (one more perk bites the dust…, well bit it a while ago).
/giphy giddy-tasteless-magic
Thanks Joe!
@tedesj Yeah if Joe is the one responsible thank you!!!
Yep, finally got one. However, thinking back on all the errr… “products” they’ve been selling for the last month, this IRK is really going to be… not so good. The bag will likely be the best part.
@Joedetroit my last several have been fairly worthless lol
There’s going to be a lot of bad stuff coming everyone’s way.
/giphy found-distasteful-gazelle
says a lot. I can feel the regret surging already!
Not the giphy I was expecting, but so appropriate.
Word to your mother.
/giphy outrageous-addicting-highball
Hey @felton10 - did you get one yet so you can replenish your bubble wrap supply?
@Kidsandliz I have three in queue waiting to be shipped.
@Felton10 Well cool! Three chances for bubble wrap. May the
forcebubble wrap be with you@Kidsandliz Anything is possible with my third testicle now.
@Felton10 So what are you going to use that third testicle for? A Walter perch? Or?
@Kidsandliz No already have something close by for that.
@Felton10 but this you could whip out anywhere - just sayin’
I can’t believe I got one of my first day as a member!
@Izzy907 You will be forever cursed.
Am I also allowed to buy one from the members only hour if I got one earlier? @thumperchick #myperks
@er1c no. Only one per event.
@er1c just the one.
/giphy inconsistent-assorted-skeleton
I tried to click on it as soon as the 3rd one came online. As soon as I clicked on by now it popped up sold out… it was just a few seconds after it started.
I’ve been trying for years and I still can’t get one. They need to offer more so people who are half blind like me have enough time to see the bikes.