@Fuzb0 I don’t recall my Woot BOC back in the good old days having them… the internet is going to heck in a hand basket with all these new fangled ideas…
@lichme
And here I thought you were going to say pay it forward to the next guy, you know like you’d pay for the driver behind yourself in the drive-thru.
Oh wait, don’t tell me, you’re the one that would END the line of paying it forward!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 3 - Monday, May 10
/giphy heartbroken-sinkable-oil
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/giphy spiky-gurgling-joke
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FIRST IRK OF THE DAY
Yassssss!
/giphy predominant-wrathful-salt
Captcha
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
I’M NOT A ROBOT
@mongoosejoe I’m a human being!
Score!
/giphy addictive-trite-horse
rats
Usually I’m good at these picture puzzles but the damn bridges had my searching
/giphy utopian-quilled-mango
/giphy lyrical-fuchsia-partridge
What’s the point of these damn things if they always sell in literally three seconds
@atherrien95 For real.
@atherrien95 to make you harder better faster stronger
I was quick to it but apparently not quick enough.
Last 3 IRKs and now this one, foiled by Traffic Lights Captcha
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@chaos13 ugh I feel like that’s the easiest
@mediocrebot
/giphy take-my-money
Holy crap! Two out of three!! Pumped respectful wilderness!!!
Instant validation, but the checkout page took a few seconds to load.
Oh well.
Usually this happens to me by the first IRK listing.
@FreePasta I hit buy and it froze for a good 5 seconds. was odd.
My fucking cortisol levels you guys
I thought I had a flawless run through the stupid bridge images.
/giphy Better-luck-next-time
@sasantosh They made me login again
Woah shocked I got one. Hit the meh face first. Then got captchad. Still am regretting it going through
they must really be cleaning out the warehouse.
/giphy moist-incidental-saffron
/giphy fearless-murky-fan
Well I jumped on it right away, before the page even loaded and still missed it. Hmmmm. It’s going to be one of those meh days I see
10 captchas
As always, screwed over by our shitty internet service. (or lack thereof)
Omg I actually got one, yay. And im instantly regretting it and this post.
Missed it by that much!
/giphy get smart
@tinamarie1974 At least I feel better you didn’t get one this time.
@Felton10
Beep
/giphy velvety-hairy-flamingo
/giphy radical-beneficent-rhinoceros
No Kidding… I can’t click CaPtcha fast enough. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW ME MEH!!!
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
Captcha
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@Fuzb0 I don’t recall my Woot BOC back in the good old days having them… the internet is going to heck in a hand basket with all these new fangled ideas…
How in the world are people so fast!!
Internet for me was so slow the captcha didn’t even show up and couldn’t check out for 50 seconds… of course it’s gone…
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot Install failed.
First time getting one on first try. Finally got past captcha!
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
It froze on me. I clicked and clicked and it froze then it was sold out. Ugh
Bridges captcha my nemesis. Nemeses.
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
@mediocrebot CRAPTCHA is a fellow bridge like you
Yay, I can sleep through the creepy dolls!.. if I want to
/giphy wealthy-ignorant-locust
Whoo Hoo!! The streak continues!! Now, time for bed!
/giphy ultimate-blighted-flavor
Bah. Joe- if you want this to be the most awesome *athon ever, kill the Captchas.
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
/giphy historical-rigorous-brain
Stupid chimneys AND traffic lights…and I was right on that puppy.
I suppose this will be my fate for the rest of the day.
Oh well…I enjoy the Mehrathons regardless of the IRKs.
/giphy frail-impossible-flight
/giphy edible-absent-minotaur
Gloom despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
@Jonas4321
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all…
@gogrrl @Jonas4321
Gloom, despair, and agony on me…
Holy f#%*… my first irk ever shipped the same day I was fast enough to score my third
Jeez, more IRKs? Mine from the St Patty’s Day mehrathon still hasn’t even shipped yet
@zxinfinity ooohhh. Me too. Me too
If I get one today, can you combine my other two that are processing into a super IRK?
@lichme
And here I thought you were going to say pay it forward to the next guy, you know like you’d pay for the driver behind yourself in the drive-thru.
Oh wait, don’t tell me, you’re the one that would END the line of paying it forward!
Lol…
Jus playin, enjoy your irks! 
Popped the cherry today: my first IRK
Yay!