Inebriation Day
14Grab your traditional Inebriation Day bottle of Vodka, and be prepared to take part in the world’s newest favorite drinking game.
To start, tune in the inauguration. And have your bottle handy. Just throw the top out, you won’t need to re-cover the bottle.
You must drink when:
- He waves both hands and says “Incredible.”
- He does that “rock paper scissors” thing with one hand. You know the one, he points, makes a circle, then the “okay” sign. In that order.
- His hair flies up in a gust of wind, revealing that it’s an elaborate comb-over.
Optional rules (be prepared to drink like a Russian) drink when:
- He lies.
- He insults the intelligence of the American public.
- List item
Caution: stop when:
- The bottle is empty.
- You lose consciousness.
- You ralf.
Safety first!
- Roll your comrades (tovarisch) onto their stomachs so they don’t aspirate.
- Have an actually responsible adult sit this one out.
- Use a timer and don’t take more than two drinks per minute.
- Don’t actually do this! This is humor; drinking like a Russian will kill you. Unless you’re Russian, then you are accustomed to it.
Guys, I need more rules; help me out here!
Also, buy an American vodka.
Resist! Peace.
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Well thats fine if you support Trump but Whiskey is the traditional American booze.
If going anti trump should drink whisky when
@CaptAmehrican Hey, idiot, OP is clearly anti-Trump.
Like this whole God damn forum filled with liberal salt.
@Dizavid
Hey, Tovarish Idiot. They’re well aware of that fact as evidenced by what they posted. What’s your point?
I’m drinking victory gin
@jmoor783 Victory Vodka is more appropriate for this Moscovian Candidate.
I won’t be drinking if at all until this evening. Gotta stay sober for the protests this afternoon.
Done.
Offered a number of platitudes he has neither the intention nor the means of delivering.
Jesus Christ, are you trying to kill the player with these rules?
I’m at work. I can’t drink right now. I didn’t even watch/am not watching. (Not sure if it’s still going on.)
I was planning to spend January sober, but today might be an exception. I don’t know yet.
@sanspoint Watch the highlights. Be prepared to Drink Like A Russian anyway.
Additional rules:
Going full ostrich today. Check back tomorrow.
We played that game the previous two inaugurations. But it only required two triggers to drown in the bottle.
The game stopped if the word “we” was uttered. Never happened.