My mind would be racing with a million questions about space exploration, wildlife, our oceans and the rainforest.
Hunger, peace, technology, too many things that my brain would want to explode…but, I might ask if I had any living relatives I could meet. The rest could be sorted out later!
Where’s the bathroom…!?!
@chienfou
@chienfou @Kyeh
How’s my compound interest doing?
@blaineg Yes indeed. I think that was also the starting premise of Futurama?
@blaineg @pmarin first season, but several episodes in
How the fuck did my alarm fail that badly?
(I blame Google)
Where’s my coffee?!?
@narfcake Um, how much IS a cup of coffee now?
My mind would be racing with a million questions about space exploration, wildlife, our oceans and the rainforest.
Hunger, peace, technology, too many things that my brain would want to explode…but, I might ask if I had any living relatives I could meet. The rest could be sorted out later!
Where’s my cup of ice?
Have they found a cure for politics yet? Oh, and other cancer, too.
What’s our lifespan, how long do we exist?
I’d probably roll over and go back to sleep.
Why the fuck am I still here?
What happened to my family?
How do I go back
One of the most influential movies of my childhood.
/youtube woody allen sleeper wakes up diet and tobacco
/showme waking up 100 years in the future
@mediocrebot Doesn’t look good. Going back to sleep. See you in another 100 years.
Is inflation still transitory?
@hammi99 But would help with the above topic. See “compound interest.”
You transported me a whole century into the future but you couldn’t manage to get me a new body??
@ircon96 I got some spares stored away.
@yakkoTDI I kinda wanted a FRESH one!
Whether the year was a typo.
I must have dozed off. Did I miss anything?
Hnughgff… Wha…? Already…? Just give me five more minutes…
Is the world still flat?
@poids
What da dog doin’?
After congratulating Farwell I would say a silent prayer for the late Erbie and Brooks and I would make sure to keep my eye on De Cruz.
I would also be pissed that gold was now worthless.