I would like an honest assessment of how I am preforming as GOAT so far.
10Please tell me which number represents your opinion of me and my performance so far
- You have taken as much responsibility as Trump did in his 4 years in office.
- Who the hell are you?
- You should be impeached and let Walter take your place.
- Are you sure you are a goat-all your pictures look like you are bird?
- Who choose you in the first place, I wasn’t asked and didn’t get a chance to vote.
- Other (please limit your response to include only 3 four letter words).
- 14 comments, 64 replies
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You are doing fine. Your VP (vice parrot) is doing fantastic
Mean like this?
Or do you mean like this since there are a total of three words containing the prescribed number of letters?
@chienfou
Or does he mean “fuck, fuck, fuck”?
@Kyeh
well, fuck yeah!
@chienfou Touché, you got it right on both counts.
@chienfou I meant limit yourself to three four letter words in what ever you say-not just three words-all of them 4 letters-sorry for the confusion.
@Felton10
So … the second example above, since the sentance has only three words which contain four letters each.
@Felton10
And that one does also
@chienfou @Felton10
I see what you did there, wink, wink.
@mike808
Oh… that was a good one as well!
@chienfou @Felton10 @mike808
@Kyeh
Oh Man… I haven’t seen a Get Fuzzy strip in ages. The local paper stopped carrying it when Darby went to strictly re-runs. Always was a big fan though. Thanks!!
@chienfou We’re still getting the reruns and it’s weird; all these references to stuff that’s ancient history now.
You’ve showed up. That’s good enough already!
(Now if only there is an interjection to pad it out to three four letter words …)
/giphy Pinky
@narfcake That’s easily the best gif I’ve ever seen.
Offering free tax advice is very helpful and generous, so that in itself gives you high marks in my opinion!
@Felton you are doing a great job, but I think your VP Walter has been a bit of a bird brain
@tinamarie1974 @Felton Well Walter is a featherhead…
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 I mentioned both your statements to Walter and he said that neither “bird brain” or “featherhead” insults him as even through he doesn’t act like one he is in fact a bird.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz from what I have seen being called a Parrothead is quite the compliment!
Is this an indirect way of asking the community to go around the table and say something nice about your administration?
@njfan If things continue to trend in the right direction, I am considering introducing a stimulation (as opposed to a stimulus) package. I think everybody can get on board with that type of package.
@Felton10 @njfan
Or mmayyybeeee… he is laying the groundwork for a “Goat-for-Life” campaign??
@chienfou @njfan Not sure that would stick-maybe calling someone an a-hole would, but I am not requesting that designation.
4 You are doing a fine job as a blame-catcher, but your spelling - well, not so much. (Good thing you’re good with numbers!)
@macromeh Sometimes I spell numbers wrong also.
@Felton10 @macromeh Well as long as you get the decimal point in the right place. (grin)
@Kidsandliz @macromeh Spelling a number wrong in my line of work is much worse than spelling a word wrong. At least with a word, one can usually figure out what I meant. Putting on a tax return someone made 50,000 instead of 40,000 is much much worse.
@Felton10 @macromeh oh I thought you meant spelling as in fifty thousand or forty thousand.
@Kidsandliz @macromeh no 50,000 rather than 40,000. That is why I always check my input re tax return prep a day after I prepare the return-never on the same day.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @macromeh
Good plan! I can’t begin to say how many times I wrote reports/papers in school where a very common word that got used multiple times in the writing looked misspelled by the time I was done. Letting it sit overnight makes a lot of errors jump off the page when you re-read it.
Is there a true job description for goat? I have been around since the beginning but am sporadic on the forum based on available free time in life…so if a description for goat duties (not goat doody, whole different guidelines there) was ever published I missed it. Having this information will give me the proper tools to rate you.
@cbilyak Not that I know of- thought is was an honor until someone put the “scape” in front of the word Goat and then the complains starting pouring in.
Decided to make the best of a position I never knew existed or campaigned for two weeks ago. Figured I better have a staff to handle the work load and my parrot wasn’t doing anything at moment and also decided to start a couple threats to keep myself in the public’s eye.
@Felton10 then I say you rate 7 on your scale, you are doing a splendid job.
@cbilyak you could be next you know-had a sneaking suspicion that winning the xbox put me on their radar and with you winning the PS5-you never know.
@cbilyak This is meh. No way there would be a job description that we could then use to create a performance evaluation. All we have is the changing landscape of
traditionpast “performance” which is all over the map.@cbilyak @Felton10 wait, wait, wait…there was an xbox and ps5 giveaway??? Here???
@Felton10 @njfan not a giveaway in the sense that you entered to win anything. @Felton received the Xbox in an IRK and I received a PS5 in an IRK. I am immensely grateful as I am sure he is.
@cbilyak @Felton @njfan My son and hopefully my granddaughter are immensely grateful as they are the ones who ended up with it.
@cbilyak absolutely. There is an idiots guide to meh goat
@cbilyak @Felton10
You sure it wasn’t
/image bubble wrapped person
@cbilyak @Kidsandliz Since my bubble wrap obsession came after the IRK which contained massive quantities I am sure I am a marked man in more way than one.
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Kidsandliz
I think many mehtizens are marked (for life) after reading about your bubble wrap fetish/escapades…
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz Maybe there is an interest for all of us who bubble wrap is a significant part of our life to form a club to share our experiences, perversions and discuss how bubble wrap has changed our life.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz I am looking for an underlying reason that I can post here-plenty of interesting ideas re obsession and things you can do with bubble wrap-some NSFW. Anyway
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Kidsandliz
Seems like wrapit.xxx is still available…
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz Given the three "x"s at the end of the address, I am not sure what I would have to do with the bubble wrap to qualify for that address.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz Re: that video -
Oh, NOOOOoooo - UNPOPPABLE bubble wrap?!?!?!
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh Not everyone gets off on popping it you know. There are other satisfying benefits you know.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz Such as?
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh I’ll leave that to your imagination and a trip to the porn sites
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz Bubblewrap porn, huh?
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Kyeh
Are you really surprised?
/giphy Rule 34
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 Nope.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @mike808 Just go to your favorite porn site and type in bubble wrap in their search engine. You’d be amazed at what can be done with bubble wrap. So many different things you can wrap. LOL
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Kyeh
How 'bout we just take your word for it.
Clearly you’re exhausted from the extensive research you did on the subject.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @mike808 It is exhausting work, but someone’s got to do it. Everyone who knows me knows that I’m a “hands on” type of person.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Felton10 @Kyeh @mike808 Some of you are seriously sick
puppiesbirds.@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh
@Felton10 You should probably take a break. You’re looking a little rough.
@cbilyak @chienfou @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @mike808 My wife says exactly the same thing (in different words) about me.
Insufficient fucking fucks, motherfucker.
Otherwise, you qualify based on the following list of criteria, as elaborated above:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, …, onwards toward infinity and beyond.
/giphy to infinity and beyond
@f00l Who the fuck died and made you @Carl669?
So good so far!
@PocketBrain Now I am really in trouble-first with the bubble wrap expectations on the IRK and now I have set the bar higher for future GOATs have to follow or they will be in real trouble. YIKES.
@Felton10 @PocketBrain Don’t worry about any of that. I am sure there are ways you will be made to pay…
/image evil laugh
@Kidsandliz @PocketBrain I’m sure if there is a bubble wrap torture somewhere @kidsandliz will find it. She seems to have the inside track things you can do with bubble wrap.
@Felton10 @PocketBrain My secret
/giphy bubble wrap torture
@Felton10 @PocketBrain Gosh first try on giphy - unblame the goat LOL
Not performance related but did not want to start a new thread to share this. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=580787699448748
@cbilyak Well slap my mama and call me Sally! @Felton10 I didn’t know you were doing bubble suit commercials?!.!.!?
@cbilyak @tinamarie1974 I’ll never admit to anything. My wife already thinks I have enough fetishes.
Oh God-now whenever my name is mentioned everyone will think of bubble wrap and vice versa.
@Felton10 so your new name should be FeltBubbleWrapOn10 ?
@Kidsandliz Isn’t Felton bad enough?
@Felton10 Just immortalizing your bubble wrap notoriety. LOL
Now I am really trouble-my wife caught me looking at this You Tube video.
@Felton10 think she will make it for you?