I was bored.....
1Went to see what woot was up to.
https://tools.woot.com/offers/kseibi-full-body-safety-harness-xl-xxl?ref=cnt_wp_0_41
Or
https://sport.woot.com/offers/sofsy-sheer-thigh-high-stockings-2?ref=cnt_wp_0_7
Or
https://sport.woot.com/offers/polka-dot-patterned-black-xl-tights?ref=cnt_wp_0_44
Interesting photos…on the 2nd two
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Remembering back to my playful younger years, I useta love a pretty pair of thigh highs. Omg did they bring out my sexy!
Funny story;
I was working for my parents in their appliance store and thank goodness it was only my mom and I this day. Knowing I’d be seeing my boyfriend after work, I dressed up as usual, a pretty skirt and sweater and my signature boots of course. This was when I was a trend setter/rebel. Cowboy boots with dresses or skirts weren’t a thing yet, at least not in my neck of the woods. Connecticut was more prepie back then in my area down by the beach, but I wouldn’t be caught dead with a alligator embroidered across my chest! Sorry, I digress. So I was feelin pretty cute about myself that morning and decided to try something new. You guessed it, a pair of thigh highs. Hidden from everyone looking like my usual self while underneath I was a boiling sex pot waiting for my after work rendezvous with my boe. Skinny was in then, not like now when young girls are gettin butt implants to look like a Kardashian or else just eating themselves into a BIG butt! Anyways…
I wasn’t much different from anyone else of the times, always dieting and never to skinny. Well being at my thinnest wasn’t such a good thing when you wanted to dress like an adult as garter belts and sexy stockings only come in women’s sizes. Guess I forgot to mention that I had topped off my inner sex goddess with a garter belt to match my ensemble. Well being on my constant diet I apparently hadn’t realized how thin I’d gotten. Sometime around late morning, just after finishing up with a customer, I glanced down to see my lovely lace garter belt resting around MY ANKLE! Not even caught up in my boot but just laying there like a decoration on the top of my foot! I couldn’t have been more embarrassed! Sure didn’t hurt closing my sale that morning, and thirty five years later mom still hasn’t mentioned it.
Are we suppose to use the thigh highs WITH the harness? Asking for a friend
/giphy saucy
@tinamarie1974 Probably need a whip with that though too… just sayin’
@Kidsandliz well I already have one, ssoooooooo
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 It does offer a wide range of sizes, from XL to XXL.
@tinamarie1974 That was what I was thinking!
I would caution against using a harness like that if your application is deer hunting or anything where you are likely to be alone.
If you take a fall in that kind of harness, you are likely to need rescue and, in the meantime, can die of suspension trauma.
@Limewater This kind of harness looks moreso to be used by folks working in construction, either on platforms or on roofs. It’s designed to be attached with a shock cord to the D-ring.
@narfcake Yeah, I know. But people regularly use them for hunting, and few people have any idea that they can kill you.
OSHA is a lot more concerned about back injuries from a fall than suspension trauma, though people do die on job sites from it as well.
@Limewater @narfcake Or naked.
@Limewater @narfcake @sammydog01 I’ve fallen while wearing a similar harness (driving a piece of power equipment). It sucked. Luckily the racking collapsed, but not fully. I was able to crawl back onto the machine. The tether tightened quickly. It was very awkward to be hanging there while I processed what happened. I had a giant swollen bruise on my thigh for a month where I hit the metal beam.