I took my 1001st Meh poll tonight. Meh now has an alarming psychological profile on me.
16Meh now knows me better than I know myself. My answers can be analyzed, assessed, and assayed. My persona can be injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. What are you going to do with this information, Meh? Who’s that knocking on my door…?
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One day, they might just find that perfect refrigerator that allows for the most battery storage in the most minimal space.
And they’ll know exactly who will be in that market because of the poll answers.
I, OTOH, haven’t purchased a catshirt in over 12 whole hours …
@narfcake Would it be forward of me to ask you if you happen to store your catshirts in the refrigerator? I’ll bet Meh already knows.
@shahnm On account of this shirt’s write-up …
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/all-tangled-up
… I’ll post a pic tonight.
This means you tell the truth when you answer polls.
Don’t worry about how you answered those polls. They are just icing on the cake. They know all they need to know about you when you admitted to, and now advocate for, storing your batteries in the fridge.
And when you become the goat, as you will be soon… well lets just say, that’s the beginning of the end for you.
The beginning of the POSITIVE end.
@aetris @kidsandliz Will @narfcake become overly excited every time the word CAThode comes up?
@shahnm
Don’t count on it
/8ball ?
/image CATion
@shahnm Also:
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/cat-ion
I’m a dog person that just likes catshirts more.
I figure since the advent of the internet… we’re all profiled by many entities. Meh.
Hi, we definitely aren’t building a giant “brain ray” in the extra warehouse space here. Also, have you felt any strange urges in the last few days? Just asking, casually and such.
@Targaryen Well I do have the sudden urge to blame
@ACraigL@snapster about the lack of catshirts being offered here.@Targaryen
nope, no urges here, other that for sleep
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the last is for @narfcake
@Cerridwyn
@Targaryen No not at all. Hey wait - is that more socks for me to buy, even though I already have pretty much all the socks?!? Well heck I’m gonna buy more socks right now!!!
Wait. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah - urges. Nope. No strange urges at all. Now where did I put those batteries?
/giphy strange urges
