I took my 1001st Meh poll tonight. Meh now has an alarming psychological profile on me.

shahnm thought this was worth mentioning said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 12:36am ET

Meh now knows me better than I know myself. My answers can be analyzed, assessed, and assayed. My persona can be injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. What are you going to do with this information, Meh? Who’s that knocking on my door…?

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narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 12:42am ET:

One day, they might just find that perfect refrigerator that allows for the most battery storage in the most minimal space.

And they’ll know exactly who will be in that market because of the poll answers.

I, OTOH, haven’t purchased a catshirt in over 12 whole hours …

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- @narfcake Would it be forward of me to ask you if you happen to store your catshirts in the refrigerator? I’ll bet Meh already knows.
  
  shahnm said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 12:52am ET
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- @shahnm On account of this shirt’s write-up …
  https://shirt.woot.com/offers/all-tangled-up
  
  … I’ll post a pic tonight.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 1:34pm ET
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Cerridwyn said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 7:44am ET:

This means you tell the truth when you answer polls.

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Kidsandliz said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 8:24am ET:

Don’t worry about how you answered those polls. They are just icing on the cake. They know all they need to know about you when you admitted to, and now advocate for, storing your batteries in the fridge.

And when you become the goat, as you will be soon… well lets just say, that’s the beginning of the end for you.

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- The beginning of the POSITIVE end.
  
  aetris said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 9:01am ET
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- @aetris @kidsandliz Will @narfcake become overly excited every time the word CAThode comes up?
  
  shahnm said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 11:53am ET
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  /8ball ?
  Don’t count on it
  
  /image CATion
  
  narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 12:41pm ET
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- @shahnm Also:
  
  https://www.teeturtle.com/products/cat-ion
  
  I’m a dog person that just likes catshirts more.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 12:52pm ET
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lseeber said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 9:05am ET:

I figure since the advent of the internet… we’re all profiled by many entities. Meh.

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Targaryen said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 1:22pm ET:

Hi, we definitely aren’t building a giant “brain ray” in the extra warehouse space here. Also, have you felt any strange urges in the last few days? Just asking, casually and such.

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- @Targaryen Well I do have the sudden urge to blame ~~@ACraigL~~ @snapster about the lack of catshirts being offered here.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 1:25pm ET
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  nope, no urges here, other that for sleep
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  the last is for @narfcake
  
  Cerridwyn said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 1:40pm ET
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- @Cerridwyn
  
  narfcake said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 1:42pm ET
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- @Targaryen No not at all. Hey wait - is that more socks for me to buy, even though I already have pretty much all the socks?!? Well heck I’m gonna buy more socks right now!!!
  
  Wait. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah - urges. Nope. No strange urges at all. Now where did I put those batteries?
  
  /giphy strange urges
  
  shahnm said Sat, Feb 10th 2018 at 4:39pm ET
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