This reminds me, someone stole my doormat. Then again, I did acquire it from an old place that I lived, the previous tenant left it behind though so it’s not like I stole it in the first place, just didn’t pay for it.
@compunaut now I feel like your doormat. Personally I like the doormat above that @ignorant has. I was just notified that my barrel # 800979 has matured and is ready for bottling
This reminds me, someone stole my doormat. Then again, I did acquire it from an old place that I lived, the previous tenant left it behind though so it’s not like I stole it in the first place, just didn’t pay for it.
Too rich. My carpet remnant door mats were free and they work well enough.
I think this is my favorite doormat:

@rockblossom the missing comma really bugs me for some reason.
@haydesigner There’s one at Amazon that might be an improvement (in grammar, not necessarily shoe cleaning) : https://smile.amazon.com/Burning-Love-Doorbell-Non-slip-Size40X60CM/dp/B017H2RW04/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1468500706&sr=8-2&keywords=doormat+doorbell+broken

I suggested these to the meh buyers in another thread some time ago. Maybe they’ll read it this time

/giphy read it this time
@compunaut now I feel like your doormat. Personally I like the doormat above that @ignorant has. I was just notified that my barrel # 800979 has matured and is ready for bottling
@Jdub My barrel was filled on July 1, #812143. Stop by and pick up a bottle in 2024.
@sammydog01 Thanks - I hope I can take you up on that!
The monthly Goat should get the Mediocre Doormat, as it is his/her job to be just that.
i actually bought this for my new apartment. i’m sure the neighbors have already made up their minds about us.
Looks to me that Woot is walking all over you folks at Meh.
Are you going to take this just laying there?
/giphy rim shot

i’ve had this guy in my amazon wishlist for several years, but no one wants to get it for me…

love this
or this(i really need to get out more)
