i need to complain for a minute
2348 hours of mehrathon, and not a single deal on meat sticks.
what the fuck, meh?? i count on you for cheap meat snacks and you have failed me. i’m just sitting here, meatless. sure, there’s a box of cereal here, but it’s corn flakes. fucking corn flakes. who the hell wants corn flakes when there could be delicious meat?
you have enough money to buy an entire superb owl ad, but not enough to offer me quality meat at a low, low price? what have you become?? i don’t even know who you are anymore.
did i even know you in the first place? or was that all a ruse to sucker me in and then leave me alone and unfulfilled?
get your fucking priorities straight before i have to do something drastic like put pineapple on my pizza or have octopus for breakfast.
from hell’s heart, I stab at thee. for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
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TL;DR - it’d be great if y’all could offer up some meat sticks soon.
@carl669 Hey you cantankerous fucker! Quit your incessant whinging!I can send you some. I’m not sure what the expiration date is but my kids won’t eat them. I won’t even send anything orange. Maybe.
@sillyheathen i do not trust you and your orange sending self.
@carl669 hey! I only sent you cool shit before! And also I’m serious. I can go through our stuff. I was actually about to toss it or find a shelter that might take it. I was not best pleased that the ingrates won’t eat it.
@sillyheathen oh, the box of orange. my girlfriend was thoroughly confused with that one. please donate the meat sticks though. i’m making a costco run this weekend and will stock up.
Maybe WineDavid can get in touch with the folks at Olympia Provisions. Those meats were exceptional for the price.
But, really, tell whoever procured the Ralph Lauren cologne to spend more time on foodstuffs and less on whatever thought process brought them to that decision.
@troy this one’s for you
@Thumperchick oh damn. nobody told me @troy would be invoked. if i say his name in a mirror three times, will murderous meat sticks majestically manifest?
@carl669 @Thumperchick I hear you loud and clear, Carl. We failed in providing meat sticks. We could have sold our last remaining Herb Turkey sticks – those were “Best By” January and while we’re comfortable selling some things past their date, those were a little questionable no matter how much salt is preserving them. We ended up tossing them instead of throwing them into IRK!
Your desire is noted and I’ll do my best to sell some meaty morsels ASAP.
PS - Pineapple on pizza is over-hated and Nickelback is a great band.
@Thumperchick @troy i appreciate the expediency on the meat sticks. however, i cannot back your stance on pineapple pizza and Nickelback.
@carl669 @troy Pineapple on pizza is a wonderful thing.
Nickelback is overly hated. They aren’t my favorite, but they aren’t the worst thing, either.
@carl669 @Thumperchick @troy
Especially if they bring their hot friend Jalapeno.
@Thumperchick @troy @yakkoTDI
you are all dead to me. by dead, i mean alive enough to procure meat sticks. but other than that, dead.
@carl669 @troy @yakkoTDI
@Thumperchick @troy @yakkoTDI
@troy Pineapple on pizza is a topping and Nickelback is a band. That’s my opinion.
@carl669 @Thumperchick @troy agreed! I rather like them and they put on a dynamic live show.
@carl669 @Thumperchick @troy @yakkoTDI Hmmmmm …
/showme Zombies asking for meat sticks in 7-11.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Zombies asking for meat sticks in 7-11.”
@mediocrebot Yowza. I was hoping for milder zombies, but this is ok.
I just bought some zero sugar, spicy jalapeno, smoked sausages, AKA meat sticks, at the local Aldi and they’re pretty damn good and they were reasonably priced, although not Meh reasonably priced. I do love me a good deal on meat sticks.
@cbilyak i love going through the “Aldi finds” sections. discovered a lot of good stuff.
@carl669 @cbilyak no shame in perusing the aisle of shame.
While we’re here bitching I’m on my last box of coffee pods.
@sammydog01 thank the gods
Lifetime supply of Kind bars: check. Power banks: check. Did I miss the Bluetooth speakers? There were Bluetooth speakers, right?
@ItalianScallion Weatherproof ones.
@zhicks1987 Oh yeah, I remember now. It just wouldn’t be a Mehrathon without them!
@ItalianScallion
Fuck you, motherfucker @carl669
You are really shorting the FUCK COUNT with your mostly crapfuck mostly cleaned up fuckerama prose.
Fucking work fucking harder.
Fucking do fucking better.
/giphy fuck
Very thrifty of you. I finished reading in 40 seconds. Good job!
@carl669
Why the fucking fuck do you only need to complain for a fuckwad minute?
Isn’t a fuckity-good complaint worth at fuck-least an hour? If not a motherfuck day? If not a bling-fuck lifetime?
Huh?
@f00l he’s like the negative neanderthal ninja. In and out with the bitchy fucks like a club over the head and out without so much as a whisper.
Might I suggest bringing your complaint to, or at least blaming/shaming the current GOAT?!? Not sure it’ll do any good, but y’know…