I made a thing.
17a bot. a twitter bot. at least i think i did. i’m not really sure how all this works. and i don’t really use twitter. but i still made a bot. i know, it’s weird. i’m not even sure if the bot works. someone tell me if it does.
anywho, you may now ask @mehcronomicon your questions on the twitters with the hashtag #askthemehcronomicon.
i’m employed a sophisticated AI algorithm i wrote a few years back but never got a chance to use on anything. the algorithm sometimes does take a bit to run, so it might take a minute for the bot to reply to your question(s). so, be patient and ask away!
(please note: i did not use the word fuck in this post. until just then. fuck. and again. i’m quitting while i’m ahead.)
tl;dr - seriously? it’s like 8 sentences.
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asshole.
@mehcronomicon
Why do you associate with lowlife like @carl669?
Keep doing that, and you’ll kill your chances for endorsement contracts.
@f00l are you saying i ward off advertisers?
/giphy mission accomplished
@carl669
Your presence may not enhance @mehcronomicon’s reputation
/giphy just sayin’
Fuck you too. And thanks for the response!
How’d you get so smart, @carl669?
@Barney i read the mehcronomicon daily of course.
Meaning it’s not really a bot and it will take carl a bit of time to respond sometimes.
@medz not true at all. it runs on its own. but, like i said, i don’t really know what the hell i’m doing.
@sammydog01 - how long did it take to get a reply?
@medz
@carl669 might be somebody’s bot, after all
@compunaut no no. i’m human. i just checked.
@medz
Whose bot is @carl669, for Fuck’s sake?
/giphy for fuck’s sake
@carl669
Checked but not double-checked
/giphy double-check
@compunaut
/giphy so deep mind blown
@carl669 A couple of minutes maybe- not long.
@sammydog01 @carl669 I hope that is the only answer it gives.
@medz awesome GIF
@carl669 Your first paragraph is more than eight sentences (it has nine periods). But I agree with you. Anyone unable to read that needs a lot less meth or whatever or a lot more Valium or heroin.
Also, way cool. If I can remember how to use twitter, I’ll try it out.
@carl669 ok, I think I did this. I am not certain. It is unclear to me if my tweet has to have “@mehcronomicon” or “#askthemehcronomicon” or both in it. (You may be able to tell that I’ve pretty much never done anything purposeful with twitter before this.)
@baqui63 I did both and have received no response as yet
22 minutes have elapsed
@jbartus aya’s reply took almost exactly an hour
@baqui63 you have to do both. the response time varies quite a bit apparently. @sammydog01’s response only took a couple minutes.
LOL you little fucker, you have no idea who you’re dealing with. I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
@PoopFeast420 you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
@DaveInSoCal username checks out
@PoopFeast420 remind me never to go to breakfast with you.
/giphy drunken fuck you too
@shortman my curse reply came about 7 minutes after correctly spelled request. It’s not "mehcronomicon, nor #mehcronomicron, but it is #askmehcronomicon. #meh
@shortman You missed a “the”. I tried again and it took 18 minutes.
@sammydog01 Ooops. I blame the whiskey.
i also have no idea why it’s sending out multiple replies. if it bugs anyone, @ mention me here and i’ll shut it down. like i said, i have no idea what the hell i’m doing.
It bugs me… I read the whole thread and still don’t know what it is and why you take so long
@0Wise1 it’s a bot. it does useless things. it takes so long because… reasons.
@carl669
I thought it took so long to respond because the Fuck Count is so low?
@f00l @carl669 Maybe the question has to have ‘fuck’ in it to activate carlbot?
@compunaut Nope.