I have a bad feeling about this-two IRKs scheduled for delivery at same time!!!
8Both my Mehrathon and Sidedeal IRKs were shipped the exact same time and are scheduled for delivery on Thursday. This has bad news written all over it given they know who I am.
Has anyone else ever received two IRKs at the same time?
Can’t even imagine how they are going to mess with this-my regret could be doubled and hence long lasting. I need everyone to pray for me. This could be a life changing experience.
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/image I have a bad feeling about this
This was my April 1 Mehrathon IRK that was shipped. Has anyone else who got one that day seen that there April Fools IRK has shipped. I think I am going to have to start drinking heavily early that day.
@Felton10
My April 1 Irk is still processing. Maybe they had to go raid a nearby landfill?
/giphy dumpster diving
@Felton10 my fedex.com account shows that Meh created a label for my April 1st IRK a few days ago, but to date no origin scan. In other words, they printed the label, but FedEx does not yet have the box.
@tinamarie1974 Mine is in transit filled with regret for me I am sure.
I’m curious about how these get shipped because people seem to be receiving them in different orders.
My sidedeal shipped last week and arrived yesterday, but march 25th and April 1 both just shipped yesterday and supposedly will arrive Wednesday (but I’m betting on Thursday).
I would have expected they ship them out in order of when the order was placed, but that does not appear to be the plan.
@OnionSoup It depends on how much they like you.
/giphy you like me
I was kind of hoping for Sally Fields.
/giphy Sally Fields
@OnionSoup
I thought side deals was the April’s first one? When was the sidedeals if it wasn’t the April first one then because that means I missed 2 sidedeals?
@OnionSoup @Star2236 The Sidedeal IRK was on March 25, the same day as the Cuisina-rathon.
@OnionSoup @Trillian
That’s what I thought.
@OnionSoup interestingly mine both have the same 1lb placeholder weight… But whereas one has the placeholder box size, the other has the real dimensions. 16x14x11.
Makes me hope the 1lb on that one IS a placeholder. Trackr weigh very little.
/giphy you hate me
I think the regret will be squared, not doubled.
I am thinking the bubble wrap will finally hit the fan.
They’re just going to send you two boxes filled with nothing but bubble wrap.
@eggsterminate Believe me that thought has crossed my mind. They have a lot of options with two coming my way to do something memorable which will go down in the anals of Meh history.
@Felton10 I think (I hope) that you meant the “annals” of history, but PLEASE don’t correct the typo! If there’s any place where history would have an anus, it’s Meh.
@eggsterminate I goggled the word before I posted it-so much for that. Hope I don’t make a similar mistake on the tax return I am in the middle of preparing.
And yes,I have used many words relating to that area and what comes out of it when discussing and telling people about Meh and IRKs.
Why am I reminded of the murderer of his parents who wanted mercy because he was an orphan?
/giphy poor me
Well if you are afraid to get two, you can always tell them to forward on one to me… just sayin’
@Kidsandliz I knew someone (but probably you) was going to come up with that idea.
@Felton10 Pffff. Just trying to help out a buddy. After all Walter can’t have a parent scared of bad news. Too traumatic for him and he is already barking like a dog reacting to your stress. This will only get worse.
@Kidsandliz Its getting even worse with Walter. Sometime around 11 (who knew he could tell time) each night he climbs down and comes over to where I am sitting at my desk and bangs on the computer to get me to pick him up and pet him. I then put him back on top of the cage until we share our nightly banana right before I lock him in the cage for good for the night.
Well over the weekend-we did our usual routine and thought he was on the cage for the night. Well I was wrong. He snuck down again and headed toward our bedroom and the master bath were he usually ends up (who knows why). Well the noise of his talons on the floor woke my wife and I suddenly heard a scream calling my name which scared the hell out of me as it was around midnight. Walter had woken my wife up and was standing in the doorway to the bathroom so she couldn’t go in there to pee. She yelled to me “Come get YOUR bird.”
She told me he is out of control-something we both already knew.
Not sure what this has to do with anything-but think it is funny none the less. This is what happens when you let a pet do what he wants and take over the house.
@Felton10 He has you well trained. (grin) Sounds like he is going to need some bird training to get him to behave himself. You know that old saying, “There are good reasons why some species eat their young”? Well you’d better watch out or you might be serve bird for dinner some night if she finally gets pissed off enough at him. Likely she’d tell you it was chicken.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz as long as he does not hide in the shower with a kinfe!!!
@tinamarie1974 Yeah. Hey @Felton10 did you buy any meh knives back when they sold those over and over? If yes better hide them now.
@Kidsandliz You know I grill chicken legs for him for dinner. I feed him around the time we eat dinner so if he were missing and the portions looked smaller that would be a dead give-a-way.
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 Most of my knives come from Meh-how did you know?
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974
A little birdie told me
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz
/giphy rim shot
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 Damn-I know he couldn’t keep beak shut. Hope he didn’t spill the beans about the bubble wrap.
I’ve been missing sidedeals IRK?
Ps. I got an irk today and it was primo. Honestly I thought Meh was eavesdropping on me. It’s actually partially stuff I really wanted.
@5665150 Are you going to show & tell?
@Felton10
Put your worries aside. My Mar 25th and Apr 1st Irks arrived today (both posted to Mar 25th reveal because I don’t know which is which). Both were excellent… either value, or gave me laughs.
So of the four recent Irks. 3 were good and one was OK. I will never again doubt Meh’s ability to pull off so many Irks in a short period of time. They excelled handily!
I’m kind of sad my Irk run has come to an end… knowing me track record it will be 6 or more months before my next one… but it was fun to get so many in a short period of time.
@Felton10, my April 1st IRK finally shipped. Woo hoo!
@tinamarie1974 I am filled with regret for tomorrow for more than one reason-the 2 IRKS I am going to get tomorrow and when I go to the dentist tomorrow I am going to schedule some major dental work that I have been avoiding for 2 years and find out how much exactly it is going to cost me-probably in the 6k to 8k range after dental insurance.
@Felton10 oh my gosh. Let’s hope your IRKS are less than Meh, to put at least one smile on your face
@tinamarie1974 The only benefit to having the dentist pull out one very loose front tooth on the bottom (have to have 3 more pulled (another one already loose) and replace with a bridge is that I was able to compare missing teeth pics with our granddaughter and discuss whether the tooth fairy visits people my age which was really a moot point since the dentist kept the tooth he pulled.
@Felton10 was your granddaughter excited? I can remember one of my cousins trying to pull out his teeth when he saw my grandma pop out her dentures when we were kids
Hope everything goes well, from my POV, dentists are terrifying!
@tinamarie1974 Well you saw the IRK-can’t help but smile on that one. Thought of many ways I could respond-none of them appropriate for Meh (or so my wife says). Dentist visit wasn’t as bad financially as I feared-only about 4k after insurance. 6,700 less 1,700 from insurance.
@Felton10 I thought the Irk was fantastic! Mad props to @koolhandjoe for his creativity. I can only hope to one day receive such a personalized/thoughtful box!!
As far as the dentist, yikes!!! Hope the work is not too painful
/giphy dentist with a gentle touch
