i hate surprizes

Yoda_Daenerys thought this was worth mentioning said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:38am ET

hey Meh.tizens, aMeh.ricans and Meh.xicans, what’s with our society and surprises?

i hate surprises

if someone’s getting an award at work, say their name at the beginning, not the end
if you’re throwing me a party, let me help prepare
don’t tell me, guess who i saw today, just tell me
fill in the blank…

so Meh., how about you post the items that are going up for sale each day in the next week 74 hours in advance? what’s with our need for surprise?

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Pavlov said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:41am ET:

how about you post the items that are going up for sale each day in the next week 74 hours in advance?

No.

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  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:50am ET
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  Uh… NO
  
  Expanded answer
  /giphy NO
  
  f00l said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 1:03am ET
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f00l said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:47am ET:

Agree re parties and conversation and company stuff.

No manipulative surprise shit.

No-one allowed to say “guess who …” or " guess what …" unless the answer is something like “a meteor fell on his/her head.”

However, Meh is exempt. Fuck With Me, Meh! Come On! Fuck With Me Already!

/giphy fuck with me

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- @f00l Guess who is replying to your comment!?
  /giphy ME!
  
  ELUNO said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 9:24am ET
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Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:53am ET:

this was a thought in response to all the back and forth on pauses

let people show up on time when it’s something they want

who loses in this case? all of us because we want the surprise?

whiskey
TANGO
fOxTrOt
???

/giphy speak pig latin in 3 easy lessons

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  /giphy pig Latin WTF
  
  f00l said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:59am ET
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thismyusername said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:58am ET:

Perhaps they need to start ESP (Early Sales Peek) for $10 a day that would give you the deals for that week… of course that would require them to know what they are selling a week in advance… and that sounds like a lot of work, even if 1 person is paying $300 a month for ESP.

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  Um…why do you believe anyone who works there knows anything even 10 min in advance?
  
  /giphy hiring spree
  
  f00l said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 1:01am ET
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capguncowboy said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 12:59am ET:

Guess what I think of your idea!

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  /giphy D’oh, BART!
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 7:57am ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 1:19am ET:

If they posted the deals ahead of time… There would a lot less traffic on the site. Then people might forget to show up for a few days.

I like the surprises.

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ELUNO said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 9:26am ET:

But then the surprise becomes “I wonder what the product for the following week will be?!?!”

Life is like a box of chocolates. There are inevitable surprises.
/giphy box of chocolates

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0Wise1 said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 9:31am ET:

If you’re not really in to"surprises", then maybe Meh isn’t for you. Go shop at Walmart or Woot

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- @0Wise1 welcome to Meh. 0W is e1 (or is it 0W is r2) glad you’re here?
  
  i prefer to have just have Meh. what they do to suit my particular preferences.
  
  so, like on the days i stay up until midnight, don’t do the pause.
  
  but on days when i feel like sleeping in, defs do the paws.
  
  but since they listen to my feedback so meniacally, i’ve now decided they will announce the products 73 hours in advance.
  
  if you don’t like it, get your 0W nM eh.
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  /youtube delusions of grandeur
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 4:50pm ET
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  ACraigL said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 8:15pm ET
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- @ACraigL you can’t run away for ever, but there’s nothing wrong with getting a good headstart…
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 9:21pm ET
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  i treasure your love
  
  me thinks usernames are not case sensitive, right @JbArTus???
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 1:03am ET
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- @Yoda_Daenerys correct, why tag me?
  
  jbartus said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 3:59am ET
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- @jbartus because you know everything and don’t mind sharing your knowledge
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 8:33am ET
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DrunkCat said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 5:21pm ET:

I love surprises, mainly in orchestrating them.

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- @DrunkCat GAAAAHHH!!!
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 6:02pm ET
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sammydog01 said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 6:01pm ET:

@Yoda_Daenerys. Guess what I think of your post? I think it’s stupid.

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- @sammydog01 which post? there are so many stupid ones to choose from.
  
  i think your goat poop stinks, so there.
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Aug 27th 2016 at 6:03pm ET
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givemeyoursoul said Mon, Aug 29th 2016 at 11:47pm ET:

No.

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  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 1:05am ET
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  @givemeyoursoul will treasure your soul!
  
  0Wise1 said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 1:08am ET
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- @0Wise1 yes, of course, with such a spiritual post, how could they not?
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 1:27am ET
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f00l said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 8:01am ET:

Stop arguing! Unless you can do it this well:

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Smitty2525 said Tue, Aug 30th 2016 at 8:20am ET:

This thread needs cats.

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