I had an Impossible Burger last week

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Foods

Have you heard of this? I hadn’t. I knew some companies are always working on meat-replacement recipes and whatnot, but the hype around the Impossible had skipped me entirely.

So when I sauntered into a local place that had an “impossible burger” on the menu, and had a little quip about its marvelous meat-less-ness, I had to ask the waiter what he thought. He was a fan. And since I’m always happy to eat vegetarianly, I figured it was worth trying.

The result was pretty great! It came with a bed of mashed potatoes, and nicely-cooked chewy rice, a big ol’ Impossible patty, all covered in very good mushroom gravy. (I was expecting a burger w/ a bun and suchlike, but that was not to be.)

The texture and taste of the patty was 50% convincing. Half of my brain was going, “Oh, I get it! They are totally tricking me with this flavor and that flavor…oh interesting! Yeah, that’s pretty clever and meatlike,”, and the other half was going, “Yeah, well, it’s never going to fool anyone who’s had an actual beef burger in the past decade…but it’s still tasty.”

Now…the waiter and I got to chatting, and it turns out there’s been quiiiiiite a bit of hoopla about this stuff. It was very limited in initial release, and people were scrambling to get to the few restaurants where it was available, etc. And at CES recently (CE frickin’ S!!) they announced the upcoming release of Impossible Burger 2.0 like it was a freakin’ software update. In fact, the whole scene is meant to dazzle you with the prospect of “technological foods”. Which is dumb. And probably what our stupid future looks like. But if you get a chance to try one, I’d say you ought to. It’s pretty yummy, and (they claim) it has a lighter footstomp on ol’ Mom Nature than beef does.

I just hope you don’t have to pay $20 for it like I did.