I am more interested when the weight of my fuko is posted than what is actually in the box-Am I weird?

Felton10 thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 7:49pm ET

I am more excited waiting for Fedex to post the actual weight of my fuko online then what is actually in the box. Then I can speculate what type of crap I will get.

With 4 fukos under my belt (this will be 5), I have gotten some real shit-a smart watch, the tablet and a dash board camera all that didn’t work. My experience is the smaller the weight-the bigger the crap-the same experience when I do # 2 in the bathroom.

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Kidsandliz said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 9:47pm ET:

Good luck with that (weight). Most of them have the placeholder size and weight and only a few update along the way.

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- @Kidsandliz I believe that a great number of the fukos update. Only two of mine have not.
  
  Barney said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 10:05pm ET
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- @Barney Mine all update in West Virginia. Yee haw.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 10:12pm ET
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- @sammydog01 Oh, both you yours updated, huh?
  
  Barney said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 10:14pm ET
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- @Barney I have only ever had one update. Maybe it depends on where it is going and the specific offices it is routed through perhaps?
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 10:55pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz Mine has yet to ship, but I believe that all of mine have updated on the way.
  
  baqui63 said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 11:37pm ET
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- @baqui63 Must be a location issue then…where some offices so do and some do not bother
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 11:49pm ET
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f00l said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 9:58pm ET:

NORMAL

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Cerridwyn said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 11:45pm ET:

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- @Cerridwyn - The cornichon finesses the mehssage.
  
  kdemo said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 2:19pm ET
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cengland0 said Mon, Oct 2nd 2017 at 11:57pm ET:

I’d like to see my status change from processing to shipped.

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- @cengland0
  Like I mentioned in another thread, they’re letting the solidified candy corn ferment. It takes time you know?
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 12:07am ET
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- @cengland0 so would we.
  /giphy badumtsh
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 12:10am ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole Maybe they will soon be selling Candy Cane beer?
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 8:07am ET
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- Woo Hoo! It finally shipped. Placeholder size and weight for now.
  
  cengland0 said Wed, Oct 4th 2017 at 12:01am ET
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mflassy said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 12:17am ET:

I blame @RiotDemon for the fact that I haven’t bragged about my order number yet.

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f00l said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 2:40am ET:

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ulcards99 said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 10:17am ET:

Ours is still processing. I can’t wait to receive my first fuko!!! Been trying forever. The wait stinks for it to finally ship lol

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- @ulcards99 Your first one huh? Please don’t get your hope up and set yourself up to major disappointment.
  
  cengland0 said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 2:34pm ET
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- @cengland0 lol I’m sure I will be disappointed. Already thinking that I’m sure I will be!!
  
  ulcards99 said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 3:18pm ET
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Seeds said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 10:32am ET:

If you want to stare at your placeholder weight and size while it’s still processing go here, select track by reference. https://www.fedex.com/apps/fedextrack/?action=track&cntry_code=us

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trlenoir said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 11:36am ET:

woo hoo . . . shipping label created
16x12x10 placeholder with 2.2 lbs placeholder
/giphy horrible shipment

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- @trlenoir Wonder how that babe explained her bruised boobs to her boyfriend??
  
  IndifferentDude said Tue, Oct 3rd 2017 at 12:37pm ET
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- @IndifferentDude Bruising should be minimal… She put them on ice immediately.
  
  She also damn near took a stiletto to the back of the skull. That would have sucked.
  
  djslack said Wed, Oct 4th 2017 at 2:38am ET
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