I am having malware problems

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I thought maybe someone here may have had the same problem and could be able to help.

I am on Windows 7 using the Chrome browser and have tabs continually pop up whenever I click on the screen, plus I get Shopping Assistant sidebars and deal overlays that say Brought by Lyrics on sites like Meh and Woot.

I have run about every malware scanner available (MalwareBytes Anti-Malware, Spybot Search and Destroy, CCleaner, Kaspersky, and more) and nothing is found. There are no strange programs to delete in add/remove programs and no strange extensions to delete in Chrome. I have never had a problem like this and not been able to find any evidence of the offending program before and I am at my wit's end. HELP! I may just get Windows 10 and start from scratch if I don't figure this out soon.