I almost forgot - HAPPY BIRTHDAY @PAVLOV

mfladd posted a pic said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:39am ET

Short and sweet. Congratulations on your recovery. We love having you back. Thanks for the fun, the laughs, and the contests. We hope you have a wonderful birthday today! (and thank you for @MrsPavlov - she is your better half)

Also this year can you please attempt to not have shit fall on your head?! (You are an ALL STAR anyway)

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PurplePawprints said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:46am ET:

Happy birthday, @Pavlov!

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- @PurplePawprints Thanks! Love the gif!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:55am ET
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Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:54am ET:

Thank you, @mfladd. I've kicked the morphine enough that maybe I'll get lucky after dinner and the Royal's game tonight . . . nothing says "Happy Birthday" like Viagra. My luck, I'll pull a stitch/staple. She's worth it. And yes, she's the better half. I'd be lost without her.

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  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:58am ET
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- @Pavlov I laughed so hard reading your post where you wrote, "nothing says Happy Birthday like vagina."
  
  So true, man, so true!!
  
  Then I re-read it just now and realized it said "Viagra", not "Vagina", and that made me laugh even harder (though more at myself and my gutter brain than anything else.)
  
  Either way, may all your vagina wishes come true. Happy Birthday Pavlov!
  
  pepsiwine said Thu, Jul 23rd 2015 at 1:15am ET
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- @pepsiwine Thank you, and you have a very discerning mind.
  
  Pavlov said Thu, Jul 23rd 2015 at 1:34am ET
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- @Pavlov I see your vagina, and I raise you a fresh vagina:
  
  This video forever ruined me when I first watched it a few years ago. Because now whenever anyone says "vagina", all I can hear is that enthusiastic woman's voice saying, "Smells Like Fresh Vagina In Here!"
  
  pepsiwine said Fri, Jul 31st 2015 at 1:01am ET
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DrunkCat said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:57am ET:

Happy birthday random bell man!

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- @DrunkCat Ding! Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 1:58am ET
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narfcake said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:04am ET:

(Fresh off MS Paint.)

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- @narfcake Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:05am ET
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2many2no said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:06am ET:

Happy Birthday & Good Luck 2nite.
Now get outta here.

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- @2many2no Thanks - see everyone early Wednesday morning!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:28am ET
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KittySprinkles said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:25am ET:

Happy birthday, Pavlov! Go ahead and lick the damn thing, it's your day.

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- @jaremelz Thanks! Nice . . .
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:28am ET
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- @jaremelz - @MrsPavlov bought donuts this morning with my son, I promptly took one out of the box and licked it. They both just stared at me blankly. My son said I was apparently old enough now that I was losing my mind like grandma.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:12pm ET
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- @Pavlov This makes me exceedingly happy. Well, except for grandma. After reading this to my husband, my son just announced we're having donuts for dinner in your honor. Yeah, no, but nice try, kid.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:31pm ET
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jimmyd103 said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 5:02am ET:

Glad you are back. Enjoy your birthday!

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- @pavlov
  
  jimmyd103 said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 7:30am ET
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beachbum said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 6:29am ET:

@Pavlov May you enjoy many more trips around the sun and may each one be better than the last.

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- @beachbum Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:12pm ET
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cinoclav said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 7:32am ET:

Sorry you can't unwrap it!

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- @cinoclav Yeah . . . me too.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:12pm ET
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sammydog01 said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 7:33am ET:

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- @sammydog01 Hedgies rule!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:13pm ET
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parodymandotcom said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 7:55am ET:

Happy birthday!

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- @parodymandotcom "tis true, very true! Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:13pm ET
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ACraigL said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 8:55am ET:

You got my card in the Meh hand-drawn card contest. Hope it's not terrible. Enjoy!

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- @ACraigL Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:14pm ET
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mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 9:49am ET:

@Pavlov the donut-licking-girl also showed up to wish you Happy Birthday!

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- @mfladd Ugh. Isn't your birthday tomorrow?? Insert evil grin here.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:15pm ET
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- @Pavlov :)
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:21pm ET
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- @mfladd Yeah, no - I'm pretty sure you're in for quite the ride tomorrow.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:30pm ET
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- @Pavlov Ugh.
  Look very closely. You are getting very sleepy. You will forget about any post above..any post above..any post above...
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 5:06pm ET
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- @mfladd Yeah, not happening. Cya later - gotta head out to the stadium.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 5:25pm ET
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- @Pavlov Enjoy the game. Have a dog for me.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 5:41pm ET
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mikibell said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 10:46am ET:

@pavlov still alive.. a year older!

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- @mikibell I love me some Minions! Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:15pm ET
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editorkid said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 12:05pm ET:

I went through the effort of scrolling through, like, it must have been 15 or 20 screens on giphy to find this for you, man. I hope the rest of the birthday is even better.

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- @editorkid Your efforts were deeply appreciated - very cool!
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:16pm ET
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katylava said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:15pm ET:

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- A birthday wish from the beautiful @katylava . . . I really must have died last month and gone to heaven.
  
  Thanks! We channel Ron Burgundy at the office for fun quite often.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:28pm ET
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Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:29pm ET:

@Dashcloud - Thanks for the email - you rock!

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Seeds said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 2:49pm ET:

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- @Pantheist I've been visited by that skeleton before . . .
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 3:15pm ET
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- @Pantheist Doot Doot?
  
  cj0e said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 5:42pm ET
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- @cj0e
  
  Seeds said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 8:04pm ET
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- @Pantheist thank mr skeletal
  You have been visited by the trumpet skeleton of the mediocre.
  
  Good items and better prices will come to you.
  
  thismyusername said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 1:37am ET
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Trillian said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 8:10pm ET:

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- @Trillian I've never needed an excuse either.
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:39am ET
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kdemo said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 8:44pm ET:

This year, remember

It's better to be on the roof than under it. Happy @Pavlov Day!

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- @KDemo Thanks. Roof goat. I like it.
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:39am ET
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sp3ar said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 9:09pm ET:

I'm just going to leave this here make sure to repeat @ 0:41 seconds for a few

btw happy birthday old man I will be there in the future but for now

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- @sp3ar ha! Lingerie Football League - the funny thing is these women are very serious about the game and can hit.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 9:37pm ET
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- ok, I have to comment on this one more time. Regardless of how these women are dressed I don't look at them sexually as if they were a bunch of Barbies - these are some bad ladies. ( I won't even use the word bitches here)
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 10:01pm ET
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- @mfladd HAHA whatever makes you sleep better at night my friend, i am surprised this is even considered in any way not extremely dangerous to all their health its like stone age woman football all they have is dinky little helmets like a hockey player and some shoulder pads and these woman are taking choke holds and other crazy hits i am not saying I don't like it I am just very surprised
  
  sp3ar said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 10:04pm ET
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- @sp3ar Twerk! Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:40am ET
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Kidsandliz said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 9:36pm ET:

This card would be from your dog, if you have one

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- @Kidsandliz
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 9:39pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz Thanks sweetie - I hope that one didn't take you too long though.
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:41am ET
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- @Pavlov Nope. Took just the right amount of time.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 23rd 2015 at 12:43am ET
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tinkertime said Tue, Jul 21st 2015 at 11:56pm ET:

@Pavlov Hope you had a wonderful birthday!

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- Thanks, @tinkertime!
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:41am ET
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Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:50am ET:

Hey @Pavlov, sorry I'm a bit late with this.

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- @Thumperchick Nothing could ever be that awesome, save @MrsPavlov. Thanks!
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Jul 22nd 2015 at 12:53am ET
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ceagee said Thu, Jul 23rd 2015 at 4:04am ET:

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- Thanks @ceagee!
  
  Pavlov said Thu, Jul 23rd 2015 at 6:02am ET
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