How to make Meh some more money maybe?
7I was thinking about the forum badges (VMP, Dead Goat, and the like) and there should be one for whoever spent the most in the last seven days. If there’s literally any competition for the role then Meh makes that profit. Easy money.
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STFU.
/image you’re killing me smalls
@mike808
/giphy That’s fair
@DoctorOW Don’t give them ideas. I already spend too much money here.
@DoctorOW @mike808 Hey! It’s that girl from the Childish Gambino video.
No, that’s not something I’d want to flaunt, really.
@Kyeh
someone would
@Cerridwyn I suppose you’re right. I also probably have nothing to worry about; I doubt that I would qualify.
anyone that bought yesterday’s and today’s high $$ items would be a shoe-in!
@chienfou Quick Meh! Time is off the essence!
@chienfou So make bought the most number of things then in a month. Then they have the icon for all of the next month and people could opt out.
Sell back missed click days at $5 a pop (shipping not included).
@njfan Now that a few people would really want - especially the ones that had an oops over a 1000+ day run.
@njfan That’s devilishly brilliant…
@njfan @PooltoyWolf
Meh would still illegally asses and collect sales tax in Missouri like they do for VMP subscriptions.
But apparently, since the state gets a cut from overcollecting sales tax, they look the other way, despite being a fraudulent charge.
Gotta love government sponsored and subsidized corruption conspiring with corporate interests to screw the consumers, customers, taxpayers, and constituents all in one go.
That said, I’d buy quite a few. Fuckers.
@njfan I’ve never understood the appeal of that mechanic in these streak-keeping games. I still missed the day. I still know the streak is broken. No shallow lie will change history.
@InnocuousFarmer I respect your perspective but I still think it would be a profitable idea. If there is one thing I have learned while growing up in 'Merica, if you believe in a lie hard enough, it will eventually become the truth. If you think about it, meh would be selling truth. I think the mehizens want the truth. Don’t you want the truth?
@njfan When you think about it, it’s a kind of proto-truth, like unvested stock options. It’d be irresponsible not to buy it.
@InnocuousFarmer @njfan
Maybe sell them discounted pre-need, with a premium for after the fact. Or, only sell them pre-need. If you don’t break your streak, pure profit!